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Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...


......i am here, sheena
to be ravished and entwined
.....to do as you please
Haiku # 12562, August 16, 2001 4:06 am ET
by ronin@nowtheflablessone
oysters succulent
salmon melting on my tongue
eating the ocean
Haiku # 12561, August 16, 2001 3:55 am ET
by mellie
the pulse is racing
the juices start flowing in
anticipation
Haiku # 12560, August 16, 2001 3:51 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 12559, August 16, 2001 3:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
metamorphosis
tell butterflies "plus ca change"
and they'll laugh at you
Haiku # 12558, August 16, 2001 3:32 am ET
by ash
OK, this is good:
a man walks into a bar -
wait, how does it go?
Haiku # 12557, August 16, 2001 3:28 am ET
by scott of having let go of the Vogon fantasy, back in heartbreak hotel

.......azure canopy
eternal in the heavens
rough and rugged road
Haiku # 12556, August 16, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ronin@thecommission
anticipation
surpasses the fulfillment
fantasy denied
Haiku # 12555, August 15, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by ap
ice pack labia
ready to pull up your skirt
at water fountain
Haiku # 12554, August 15, 2001 8:23 pm ET
by bruce
perhaps kittenguts
should be rescued from the Earth
for a slower death.
Haiku # 12553, August 15, 2001 7:44 pm ET
by scott
the bra is quite full
mounds of silky, supple flesh
want chicken delight!
Haiku # 12552, August 15, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
marcia brady's nose
it got hit by a football
i'd still bang her ass
Haiku # 12551, August 15, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
"fuku" is the word
the Japanese word for "skirt"
i am a pervert
Haiku # 12550, August 15, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
harry is a cunt
you should have saved nurse lisa
die muthafucker!!!!
Haiku # 12549, August 15, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
in the Vogon ship
i gaze on my home planet
before its demise.

it's a blue marble
shrouded with marshmallow fluff
and crawling with ants.
Haiku # 12548, August 15, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by scott of Captain, Vogon Destructor Fleet
the Earth in my sights,
ready for demolition -
any last haiku?
Haiku # 12547, August 15, 2001 6:43 pm ET
by scott of Captain, Vogon Destructor Fleet
12503- Marie Fjordholm and
12369- tamarama - you've got MALE!
@8530-but no one loves ME*
----*nude plunge!
Haiku # 12546, August 15, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by Miss Everything
frantically, i push
the switch over and over.
what's that clicking sound?
Haiku # 12545, August 15, 2001 2:47 pm ET
by scott of Captain, Vogon Destructor Fleet
Horse power like a train
culminating to push out
last of the Kling-ons.
Haiku # 12544, August 15, 2001 8:56 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
It finally comes.
Unexpected; still, I'm thankful
Where is my TP?!!
Haiku # 12543, August 15, 2001 8:51 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
should the earth be spared?
with my finger on the switch,
I think of cheez whiz
Haiku # 12542, August 15, 2001 7:52 am ET
by scott of captain, Vogon Destructor Fleet
wristled slurgemonkey,
goadled in thy bluggerwort -
i slook with plegma.
Haiku # 12541, August 15, 2001 7:25 am ET
by scott of abducted by Vogons
a new aversion
windows critical update
ah.... newer version
Haiku # 12540, August 15, 2001 7:23 am ET
by ash
Avalanche of work
Do your own frikkin' typing
Lazy Boss's wife.
Haiku # 12539, August 15, 2001 6:05 am ET
by Primordial Slime
under the ocean
is the agreement "squid pro quo"
when molluscs shell out
Haiku # 12538, August 15, 2001 4:45 am ET
by ash
quest denied again
Green Monster crucifixion
Ruth you cocksucker
Haiku # 12537, August 14, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by BoB
where's my pencil, quick
gotta write down these rare gems
damn,let go of pants
Haiku # 12536, August 14, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by bruce
goth is so boring.
Hell is just another place
how bad could it be?
Haiku # 12535, August 14, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by scott of hh
love is life is death
i saw it in a movie.
bwick sure had it right.
Haiku # 12534, August 14, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by scott of hh
go to Hell right now
feel the fire & the coals
devil's weenie roast
Haiku # 12533, August 14, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
the sweet kiss of death
how close it is all the time
lipstick shade of RED
Haiku # 12532, August 14, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
i hate damn mullets
freaky rat-tails gotta go
the barber is blind
Haiku # 12531, August 14, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
in my Vogon mode
i say, "Frettled Gruntbuggly,
I'll gnop your wee-wee."
Haiku # 12530, August 14, 2001 5:39 pm ET
by scott of hh
romeo is dead
he messed with me, now he's gone
spank me, juliet!
Haiku # 12529, August 14, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
squee has a teddy
his name is "shmee", can you hear?
he says to "kill" things
Haiku # 12528, August 14, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
the message is clear
not found, not found- you are lost
error 404
Haiku # 12527, August 14, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
between you and i
and him and her and that thing
is a Twister mat.
Haiku # 12526, August 14, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by scott of hh
the difference between
you and me is that i'm not
you and you're not me
Haiku # 12525, August 14, 2001 3:16 pm ET
by Tor Gunston of www.tor.to
there's no "I" in "team",
but there is a "u" in "us",
and also in "squid".

Haiku # 12524, August 14, 2001 3:14 pm ET
by scott of hh
Oh joy oh rapture
Exhileration as I
go home after work...


Haiku # 12523, August 14, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Primordial Slime
Window Washing Man
Why do you wash those windows?
It's a waste of time
Haiku # 12522, August 14, 2001 10:39 am ET
by Fuzzy
looking at windows
i'd rather have perl than gates
in my own heaven
Haiku # 12521, August 14, 2001 10:31 am ET
by ash
Excel is calling
but the wonders of the Web
are drowning it out.
Haiku # 12520, August 14, 2001 9:45 am ET
by Primordial Slime
Green blobs of mucus
I dodge on the road as I
make my way to work

Cape Town is the town
of spitters. May I suggest
some Kleenex instead?


Haiku # 12519, August 14, 2001 9:41 am ET
by Primordial Slime
Sloth-like and ultra
tempremental, my PC
needs replacing, quick.
Haiku # 12518, August 14, 2001 9:28 am ET
by Primordial Slime
Like Linda Blair you
make me want to projectile
vom. Johan, get lost.
Haiku # 12517, August 14, 2001 9:14 am ET
by Primordial slime of Cape Town
i beg to differ
the differences between us
mean you are not me

i mean me not i
pretentious pseudosyntax
is still incorrect



Haiku # 12516, August 14, 2001 7:39 am ET
by ash
S & W
between us or we poets
grammar is a crock
Haiku # 12515, August 14, 2001 6:30 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 12514, August 14, 2001 6:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
between you and me,
i have to tell you that it's
"between you and i".
Haiku # 12513, August 14, 2001 4:46 am ET
by Strunk and White
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