Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

looking at windows
i'd rather have perl than gates
in my own heaven
Haiku # 12521, August 14, 2001 10:31 am ET
by ash
Excel is calling
but the wonders of the Web
are drowning it out.
Haiku # 12520, August 14, 2001 9:45 am ET
by Primordial Slime
Green blobs of mucus
I dodge on the road as I
make my way to work

Cape Town is the town
of spitters. May I suggest
some Kleenex instead?


Haiku # 12519, August 14, 2001 9:41 am ET
by Primordial Slime
Sloth-like and ultra
tempremental, my PC
needs replacing, quick.
Haiku # 12518, August 14, 2001 9:28 am ET
by Primordial Slime
Like Linda Blair you
make me want to projectile
vom. Johan, get lost.
Haiku # 12517, August 14, 2001 9:14 am ET
by Primordial slime of Cape Town
i beg to differ
the differences between us
mean you are not me

i mean me not i
pretentious pseudosyntax
is still incorrect



Haiku # 12516, August 14, 2001 7:39 am ET
by ash
S & W
between us or we poets
grammar is a crock
Haiku # 12515, August 14, 2001 6:30 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 12514, August 14, 2001 6:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
between you and me,
i have to tell you that it's
"between you and i".
Haiku # 12513, August 14, 2001 4:46 am ET
by Strunk and White
between us poets
grammar's a tricky old thing
what happened down south?
Haiku # 12512, August 14, 2001 4:43 am ET
by mellie
between you and me
there remains a conjunction
but not between us
Haiku # 12511, August 14, 2001 12:50 am ET
by ash
With blood on my hands
and tears soiled in the sheets
I cry tears ov joy
Haiku # 12510, August 14, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Kidcarcass of Defunct County
it's true that i suck
but i don't suck grandma's cock
preferring marrow
Haiku # 12509, August 13, 2001 10:18 pm ET
by ash
good august thirteenth
someone came through sometime back
grandma have some cake
Haiku # 12508, August 13, 2001 8:19 pm ET
by bruce
for your birthday, mel,
i will refrain from asking
"what's happening south?"

happy birthday.
Haiku # 12507, August 13, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by scott of heartbreak hotel
Happy birthday mel
Happy birthday to mellie
Happy birthday me
Haiku # 12506, August 13, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by mellie
Haiku is violence
I fight with my corny lines
Where is grandmas cock?
Haiku # 12505, August 13, 2001 7:05 pm ET
by ash_sucks
Vogon-like, I will
torture you with wretched verse:
"Frettled Gruntbuggly..."
Haiku # 12504, August 13, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by scott of heartbreak hotel
the confidence of
taking defeat, means to meet-
more meaningful love.
Haiku # 12503, August 13, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by secret lover of to Marie Fjordholm
the muscles in her face
are emotions, gymnastaste
torso's strength, beauty.
Haiku # 12502, August 13, 2001 5:16 pm ET
by secret lover of to Marie Fjordholm
the muscles in her face
are emotions, gymnastaste
torso's strength, beauty.
Haiku # 12501, August 13, 2001 5:16 pm ET
by secret lover of to Marie Fjordholm
Marie Fjordholm- had heard a great call
Marie Fjordholm- went right on up to the fall
Marie Fjordholm, I saw she had all!
Haiku # 12500, August 13, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by secret lover
improving Janis like
put in the ability
knock out no haikus
Haiku # 12499, August 13, 2001 5:12 pm ET
by boo
the first line has five
the next, seven syllables.
five more, with a twist.

it's not really hard.
if you don't feel creative
just write "grandma's cock".

Haiku # 12498, August 13, 2001 4:08 pm ET
by scott
Blank Haikus onscreen
Stop taking up my bandwidth!
Retarded poet
Haiku # 12497, August 13, 2001 2:46 pm ET
by Fuzzy of Wash. DC
if you have something
to say, then kindly say it
or shut the hell up.

how can you still type
with your head stuck so far up
your pathetic ass?
Haiku # 12496, August 13, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by scott of heartbreak hotel, checking out
Haiku # 12495, August 13, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by ssssss
Haiku # 12494, August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12493, August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12492, August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12491, August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12490, August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12489, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12488, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12487, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12486, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12485, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12484, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12483, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by hhhhh
Haiku # 12482, August 13, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by hhhhh
Haiku # 12481, August 13, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by hhhhh
Haiku # 12480, August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by hhhhh
Haiku # 12479, August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by lllll
Haiku # 12478, August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by jjjjjj
Look below, Now - Whoo!
Your name tag is broken, too
Please play again~
Haiku # 12477, August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
Haiku # 12476, August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by pppppp
Haiku # 12475, August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by sssss
Haiku # 12474, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by www
Haiku # 12473, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by www
Haiku # 12472, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by www
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