Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Haiku # 12471, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by gggggg
Haiku # 12470, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by gggggg
Haiku # 12469, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by qqqqqq
Haiku # 12468, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by rrrrr
Haiku # 12467, August 13, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by gggggg
Haiku # 12466, August 13, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by fffff
Haiku # 12465, August 13, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by eeee
Listen all of you,
Cadavers and rotten dew
Leak from words you used
Haiku # 12464, August 13, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by Punit Dadlani
behold the monster
prodigious cavernosum
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 12463, August 13, 2001 2:56 am ET
by ash
someday i will go
break these chains of mortal light
into the darkness
Haiku # 12462, August 12, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
you repulsive pig
lost my valuable tape
my porno is gone
Haiku # 12461, August 12, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
allow me to see
the inner beauty of you
i have surgeon's hands
Haiku # 12460, August 12, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
my brain is freezing
i ate the sundae too fast
damn you, ice cream man
Haiku # 12459, August 12, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
I'd knew there'd be a chance
that your eyes would dance, across
my moment and pants
Haiku # 12458, August 12, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
a flash of silver
the flesh dances with my blade
waterfall of red
Haiku # 12457, August 12, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
Stuck on my paper
and now on my brand new shoe
sticky gum haiku
Haiku # 12456, August 12, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bent-up flower plants
lean over the window sill
to see world below
Haiku # 12455, August 12, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tangled in your hair
I pull and tug with my stare
to your eyes-- right there
Haiku # 12454, August 12, 2001 10:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
It smells just like dew--
grass, the leaves and sky so blue
a rose picked from you
Haiku # 12453, August 12, 2001 10:44 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Blending red and green
swirling up almost madly
lawn mower flesh bomb
Haiku # 12452, August 12, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Dark and twisted trail
leads me to your sacred place
fur to weave a rug
Haiku # 12451, August 12, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Perched upon a post
the alien owl creature
grooms black tentacles
Haiku # 12450, August 12, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
old brown dog lies near
he'll never retrieve again
the squirrels vex him
Haiku # 12449, August 12, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by ap
spotting and hissing
she snarls and attacks me
hormone replacement
Haiku # 12448, August 12, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by ap
wife is pissed again
it must be all the fishing
skin's tanned like leather
Haiku # 12447, August 12, 2001 9:13 pm ET
by ap
amontillado
follows dinner with a splash
rain drums the skylights
Haiku # 12446, August 12, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by ap spelling again
amontillado
follows dinne with a splash
rain drums the skylights
Haiku # 12445, August 12, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by ap
more thunder and rain
tree toads hop by the millions
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 12444, August 12, 2001 9:09 pm ET
by ap
what has poked my eye?
my own interpretation?
no, it's grandma's cock.
Haiku # 12443, August 12, 2001 3:26 pm ET
by scott of hh
master of all things
says i about myself-yes
what a bunch of crap
Haiku # 12442, August 12, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by axl
me / feels sorry
wheres the creativity gone ?
i watch too much tv, sam
Haiku # 12441, August 12, 2001 10:52 am ET
by juliet c. of where the WW was invented
i am +oo afraid
of some kitten lurking around o.o
me gotta go soon
Haiku # 12440, August 12, 2001 10:49 am ET
by juliet c. of where the WW was invented
i do not touch nerves
your own interpretation
pokes you in the eye
Haiku # 12439, August 12, 2001 6:24 am ET
by ash
Hate is such a strong word
strong armed by the world
I will not submit.
All of you
take your bad haiku and shove it.

burn, burn, burn
Haiku # 12438, August 12, 2001 6:17 am ET
by k_against_everyone of sf
The moons lolls headless
on the horizon
I have just read haiku from others
get the noose ready
Haiku # 12437, August 12, 2001 5:34 am ET
by k_against_everyone
oh my god, people -
this is only bad haiku.
have a grain of salt.
Haiku # 12436, August 12, 2001 4:21 am ET
by scott of hh
Scott makes me nervous
Ash's my haiku Master
I felt I was slapped
Haiku # 12435, August 12, 2001 2:35 am ET
by mellie
if i flamed you, ash,
it's because you touched a nerve.
go suck grandma's cock.

(this was meant to be a sort of apology, but that last line just wrote itself.)
Haiku # 12434, August 11, 2001 10:36 pm ET
by scott of hh
If clown could die now...
...He would never close his eyes...
...Darkness is far worse...
Haiku # 12433, August 11, 2001 9:55 pm ET
by Rick Lark Lance of Hells Asylum, Cell 44...
mr. gosh can't see
lenore will never love him
a dead, dumb fucktard
Haiku # 12432, August 11, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
moonlight on the net
where fore art thou, juliet?
bring my wallet back!!!!
Haiku # 12431, August 11, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
I got lost in my house
Must be the acid
Where'd my acid go?
Haiku # 12430, August 11, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by Chandler of blah
Discarded Mucous
Hot summer sidewalk
Dog licked it up
Haiku # 12429, August 11, 2001 9:38 pm ET
by Gary B of Orange County
Fision, solar
Its all the same
Powers industrial vibrator.
Haiku # 12428, August 11, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by Gary B. of Orange County
I lost some weight
Must be the worm
Ill go eat
Haiku # 12427, August 11, 2001 9:34 pm ET
by Chandler of Orange County
My heart sprinkles with joy
Warm apple pie
Bad gas
Haiku # 12426, August 11, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by Cydnee & Chandler of Orange County
I can smell my feet
carnations with a splash of sweat
The summer
Haiku # 12425, August 11, 2001 9:27 pm ET
by Chandelr of Orange County
lingering sadly;
i wait for just one more word
but i am ignored.
Haiku # 12424, August 11, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by Mary Jane Starling of some psychiatric ward
icetea & FR
Haiku # 12423, August 11, 2001 7:44 pm ET
by juliet c. of where the WW was invented
worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their bitch
Haiku # 12422, August 11, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by juliet c. of where the WW was invented
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