Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Fision, solar
Its all the same
Powers industrial vibrator.
Haiku # 12428, August 11, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by Gary B. of Orange County
I lost some weight
Must be the worm
Ill go eat
Haiku # 12427, August 11, 2001 9:34 pm ET
by Chandler of Orange County
My heart sprinkles with joy
Warm apple pie
Bad gas
Haiku # 12426, August 11, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by Cydnee & Chandler of Orange County
I can smell my feet
carnations with a splash of sweat
The summer
Haiku # 12425, August 11, 2001 9:27 pm ET
by Chandelr of Orange County
lingering sadly;
i wait for just one more word
but i am ignored.
Haiku # 12424, August 11, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by Mary Jane Starling of some psychiatric ward
icetea & FR
Haiku # 12423, August 11, 2001 7:44 pm ET
by juliet c. of where the WW was invented
worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their bitch
Haiku # 12422, August 11, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by juliet c. of where the WW was invented
spank the kitten, yay
spank their guts, that is not right! O.0
see the spiders smile ?
Haiku # 12421, August 11, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by juliet c. of where the WW was invented
the muscles all stretch
gaping hole...bottomless pit
power of goatse
Haiku # 12420, August 11, 2001 5:24 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
the black lodge is near
dwarf in red dances around
laura is still dead
Haiku # 12419, August 11, 2001 4:34 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
smoke rings in the air
empty molson's bottles drop
topias are here!
Haiku # 12417, August 11, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
the letch brothers make
crimson rivers flow all down
autopsy table
Haiku # 12416, August 11, 2001 3:09 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 & Kidcarcass of Central Silent Hill
good once-better twice!
Haiku # 12415, August 11, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by axl
fuckin' right thinking
there are tons of hot sales girls
at sears cosmetics
Haiku # 12414, August 11, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by axl hose
fuckin' right thinking
there are tons of hot sales girls
at sears cosmetics
Haiku # 12413, August 11, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by axl hose
i see a yellow blur
brown logs land on grass so green
dance on Pikafecal, dance on!
Haiku # 12411, August 11, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
a rose for my beloved
alas, she does not smell as sweet
maybe i'll bury her tomorrow
Haiku # 12410, August 11, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
Haiku # 12409, August 11, 2001 8:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12408, August 11, 2001 8:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12407, August 11, 2001 8:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12406, August 11, 2001 8:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12405, August 11, 2001 8:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
dumped like so much trash,
i write an anguished poem.
it's sold to Hallmark.

but i take solace
knowing that there's always more
for your life at Sears.
Haiku # 12404, August 11, 2001 7:39 am ET
by scott of hh
Oscar Wilde wrote,
"hearts are made to be broken".
So are soup crackers.
Haiku # 12403, August 11, 2001 6:20 am ET
by scott of heartbreak hotel
one two three four five
one two three four five six sev...
hey, fuck you seven!
Haiku # 12402, August 11, 2001 5:29 am ET
by Demons
nitrogen causes
lightning electric color
purple flashing sky
Haiku # 12401, August 10, 2001 10:46 pm ET
by ap
the slings and arrows
of outrageous bad haiku
cannot break my bones

i am of rubber
my detractors made of glue.
bad haiku to you.
Haiku # 12400, August 10, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by scott, here to stay
2 hot broads write me
Sexy, hot, fuck, wet, Haikus
Pajama Screw Fest!
Haiku # 12399, August 10, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by Kackarott
Scott find some new room
Scott find a new place to dwell
Scott never look back
Haiku # 12398, August 10, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by mellie
Scotty Too Hotty
That "WORM" thing you do is dumb
Time for a new move
Haiku # 12397, August 10, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by Fuzzy of Wash, DC
repetitive works
arts busting masters reflect
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 12396, August 10, 2001 9:00 am ET
by ash
ripping and burning
new chair is vibrating hummmmm
got some new gear
Haiku # 12395, August 10, 2001 4:52 am ET
by mellie
two little wontons
resemble two human brains
floating in my soup
Haiku # 12394, August 9, 2001 2:39 pm ET
by cenobyte of regina
The cat, yes you sir,
You read my words and see
What I want you too
Haiku # 12393, August 9, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by Dr.Claw
you claim to follow
a theme like the great masters.
they'd bust your ass too.
Haiku # 12392, August 9, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by anonymous again of hh, #43
poets can flame me
but that doesn't make me ash
i'm me already
Haiku # 12391, August 9, 2001 4:52 am ET
by ash
following a theme
i get flamed by a psycho
with heated passions

i know you wrote it
i wrote something like it too
don't let it dis ya

Haiku # 12390, August 9, 2001 4:08 am ET
by ash
just coincidence -
the CD burner image?
write your own haiku!

"i nearly burned her
a CD of all love songs.
glad my burner died."

ash, i don't know you,
but don't mess with me, buddy.
you'll get burned for real.
Haiku # 12389, August 9, 2001 3:39 am ET
by scott (formerly anonymous) of heartbreak hotel, room #43
burning with desire
i'd like a cd writer
to record my love
Haiku # 12388, August 9, 2001 3:21 am ET
by ash
thirty six hours
without any sleep at all.
i'll write bad haiku.

why don't I call her?
no, i think I'll wait until
3 AM or so.

the moon's reflection
intrudes into this haiku.
get lost, stupid moon.
Haiku # 12387, August 9, 2001 3:15 am ET
by still anonymous of heartbreak hotel
I watch the wave, one after the other, and wonder why the came and where they went
Haiku # 12386, August 9, 2001 2:24 am ET
by Andrew
Haiku # 12385, August 9, 2001 2:20 am ET
by Andrew
i nearly made her
a CD of all love songs.
glad my burner died.
Haiku # 12384, August 8, 2001 5:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of heartbreak hotel
I feel that all the things
I've said here are irreedeemable so
I got to go because if I don't
where's my quiet life I long for!!!!!!
Haiku # 12383, August 8, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by Moxie
My prayer is that some
crazy realization can be
made tween Goddess and Mox
Haiku # 12382, August 8, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by Moxie
unconditional
is my love. don't need your want;
my wanting will do!
Haiku # 12381, August 8, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by boo of to tamarama
Anonymity doesn't exist
behind the web frontier
she is settled with greenhorns
from the East.
Haiku # 12380, August 8, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Moxie
tamarama wants
you? too bad you're hoomoo. I'll
just have to do. BOO!
Haiku # 12379, August 8, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by boo of to bruce
I noticed that the
Hunter S. Thompson is well
Wiliam S. Burroughs sort of =

in syllable length
and also, George W. Bush
and Dr. Gonzo are Cancers

(ayuh, sorry about the 5-7-5 non snafu)
Haiku # 12378, August 8, 2001 11:48 am ET
by Moxie
Take a few open
Shots, Are you still there? Maybe
Hello! Open your eyes~

Take a deep breath - Ah~
Yes Yes - Now I see - Yess Yess
( , - )
Haiku # 12377, August 8, 2001 2:51 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
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