Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

you claim to follow
a theme like the great masters.
they'd bust your ass too.
Haiku # 12392, August 9, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by anonymous again of hh, #43
poets can flame me
but that doesn't make me ash
i'm me already
Haiku # 12391, August 9, 2001 4:52 am ET
by ash
following a theme
i get flamed by a psycho
with heated passions

i know you wrote it
i wrote something like it too
don't let it dis ya

Haiku # 12390, August 9, 2001 4:08 am ET
by ash
just coincidence -
the CD burner image?
write your own haiku!

"i nearly burned her
a CD of all love songs.
glad my burner died."

ash, i don't know you,
but don't mess with me, buddy.
you'll get burned for real.
Haiku # 12389, August 9, 2001 3:39 am ET
by scott (formerly anonymous) of heartbreak hotel, room #43
burning with desire
i'd like a cd writer
to record my love
Haiku # 12388, August 9, 2001 3:21 am ET
by ash
thirty six hours
without any sleep at all.
i'll write bad haiku.

why don't I call her?
no, i think I'll wait until
3 AM or so.

the moon's reflection
intrudes into this haiku.
get lost, stupid moon.
Haiku # 12387, August 9, 2001 3:15 am ET
by still anonymous of heartbreak hotel
I watch the wave, one after the other, and wonder why the came and where they went
Haiku # 12386, August 9, 2001 2:24 am ET
by Andrew
Haiku # 12385, August 9, 2001 2:20 am ET
by Andrew
i nearly made her
a CD of all love songs.
glad my burner died.
Haiku # 12384, August 8, 2001 5:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of heartbreak hotel
I feel that all the things
I've said here are irreedeemable so
I got to go because if I don't
where's my quiet life I long for!!!!!!
Haiku # 12383, August 8, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by Moxie
My prayer is that some
crazy realization can be
made tween Goddess and Mox
Haiku # 12382, August 8, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by Moxie
unconditional
is my love. don't need your want;
my wanting will do!
Haiku # 12381, August 8, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by boo of to tamarama
Anonymity doesn't exist
behind the web frontier
she is settled with greenhorns
from the East.
Haiku # 12380, August 8, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Moxie
tamarama wants
you? too bad you're hoomoo. I'll
just have to do. BOO!
Haiku # 12379, August 8, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by boo of to bruce
I noticed that the
Hunter S. Thompson is well
Wiliam S. Burroughs sort of =

in syllable length
and also, George W. Bush
and Dr. Gonzo are Cancers

(ayuh, sorry about the 5-7-5 non snafu)
Haiku # 12378, August 8, 2001 11:48 am ET
by Moxie
Take a few open
Shots, Are you still there? Maybe
Hello! Open your eyes~

Take a deep breath - Ah~
Yes Yes - Now I see - Yess Yess
( , - )
Haiku # 12377, August 8, 2001 2:51 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
not that the site rots,
my brain is rotted through
and that's all i do
Haiku # 12376, August 7, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by weezer of cleveburgh
bad haiku is it?
what constitutes bad haiku?
i think it's brain rot




Haiku # 12375, August 7, 2001 9:50 pm ET
by weezer of cleveburgh
it will never work
never does..tamarama
wants me, not you boo
Haiku # 12374, August 7, 2001 9:29 pm ET
by bruce
TAMARAMA, see
12371 then jump to
12369
...69 simple as 1,2,3
Haiku # 12373, August 7, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by boo
here we swing for
femalings, we even do
drixoral - someday

we hope to have our
own Madonna; to surely
tease, and answer, please...
Haiku # 12371, August 7, 2001 8:57 pm ET
by boo of eating tamarama
no inspiration
too much dinner..falling down
on keyboard..konk... bonk
Haiku # 12370, August 7, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by bruce
on her knees tricks oral;
if we were furry animals
she prob'bly woon't wanna

we ain't just another band
of destituite Des Moiners -
we're Billy and the Boingers!

Haiku # 12369, August 7, 2001 8:53 pm ET
by boo of eating tamarama
deader than carlos
or chandra or condit or
can it or keep it.
Haiku # 12368, August 7, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by McVeigh
Occasionally
I will have nothing to say
Just look below this
Haiku # 12367, August 7, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by Janis
Haiku # 12366, August 7, 2001 6:52 pm ET
by Janis
now it's out that you
were not along for the ride
and want more control

and with all that said
i would much rather have not known
you feel resentment
Haiku # 12365, August 7, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Austin
this would be easy
if the maker had not put
abit of lamb in me

i don't live for you
and now i can't live for us
it must be the end
Haiku # 12364, August 7, 2001 6:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Austin
Buttered up and blue
caked with crust and dripped with goo
such are thoughts of you
Haiku # 12363, August 7, 2001 5:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
To push the social risk
is to create new laws and
to forbid risk on many bounds
we become a sadomasochistic
liberal people, not truly free
Haiku # 12362, August 7, 2001 9:57 am ET
by Moxie
a few fine lawyers
a few fairly decent teachers
but most burned out husks
Haiku # 12361, August 7, 2001 9:55 am ET
by Moxie
If someone could del
my last "haikus" there, that would
make me feel less inclined
to roll my eyes at myself
Haiku # 12360, August 7, 2001 9:52 am ET
by Moxie
at the dawn of time
huffing down a brekky bong
snarfing coco pops
Haiku # 12359, August 7, 2001 9:26 am ET
by ash
Dress so expensive
and guests don't like the food
Why did I marry?

Haiku # 12358, August 7, 2001 9:11 am ET
by tamarama of DEE-troyt
We miss Bloom County
I snort the nose Lucifer
Billy and Boingers
Haiku # 12357, August 7, 2001 9:09 am ET
by tamarama of DEE-troyt
cool northerly breeze
golden moon huge in the east
what's happening south?
Haiku # 12356, August 7, 2001 8:48 am ET
by mellie
pretty grim today
just bad haiku every one
not much help from me
Haiku # 12355, August 6, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by bruce
so why don't lady
dolphins have boobs? male dolphins
don't have lips or hands______
Haiku # 12354, August 6, 2001 7:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Waiting for a sigh,
A reason for dry(ivebys),
Madness in my eye.
Haiku # 12353, August 6, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
warm dormitory,
wind blows dust and complaints past
screen door, brain stores thoughts
Haiku # 12352, August 6, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by pigdog
It seems important
For lots of people to cuss
Writing their Haiku
Haiku # 12351, August 6, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by Fuzzy of Washington, DC
Squirrel gets the first nut
his dawn is before mine, but
I got the last beer
Haiku # 12350, August 6, 2001 11:07 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I'm watching Woodstock
Suite: Judy Blue Eyes is good
Stephen Stills was hot!
Haiku # 12349, August 6, 2001 6:28 am ET
by Olivia of somewhere...
But this one works, so
why does not my other? I
hate those damn errors.
Haiku # 12348, August 5, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
I keep receiving
an error while processing
my other haiku.
Haiku # 12347, August 5, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones

I hope to screw up
the rest of the page, making
all my fave-rite: RED!
Haiku # 12346, August 5, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by Vulpix of Chicago Fire
This is it, number
1-2-3-4-5. Did I
win? If not, you die.
Haiku # 12345, August 5, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Only one more slot
seperates me from success
of getting my slot!
Haiku # 12344, August 5, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
If you take my slot
as described below, I will
eat all of your bones.
Haiku # 12343, August 5, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Haiku number one two
three four five is coming up.
You take it, you die.
Haiku # 12342, August 5, 2001 2:01 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones