Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

If someone could del
my last "haikus" there, that would
make me feel less inclined
to roll my eyes at myself
Haiku # 12360, August 7, 2001 9:52 am ET
by Moxie
at the dawn of time
huffing down a brekky bong
snarfing coco pops
Haiku # 12359, August 7, 2001 9:26 am ET
by ash
Dress so expensive
and guests don't like the food
Why did I marry?

Haiku # 12358, August 7, 2001 9:11 am ET
by tamarama of DEE-troyt
We miss Bloom County
I snort the nose Lucifer
Billy and Boingers
Haiku # 12357, August 7, 2001 9:09 am ET
by tamarama of DEE-troyt
cool northerly breeze
golden moon huge in the east
what's happening south?
Haiku # 12356, August 7, 2001 8:48 am ET
by mellie
pretty grim today
just bad haiku every one
not much help from me
Haiku # 12355, August 6, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by bruce
so why don't lady
dolphins have boobs? male dolphins
don't have lips or hands______
Haiku # 12354, August 6, 2001 7:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Waiting for a sigh,
A reason for dry(ivebys),
Madness in my eye.
Haiku # 12353, August 6, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
warm dormitory,
wind blows dust and complaints past
screen door, brain stores thoughts
Haiku # 12352, August 6, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by pigdog
It seems important
For lots of people to cuss
Writing their Haiku
Haiku # 12351, August 6, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by Fuzzy of Washington, DC
Squirrel gets the first nut
his dawn is before mine, but
I got the last beer
Haiku # 12350, August 6, 2001 11:07 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I'm watching Woodstock
Suite: Judy Blue Eyes is good
Stephen Stills was hot!
Haiku # 12349, August 6, 2001 6:28 am ET
by Olivia of somewhere...
But this one works, so
why does not my other? I
hate those damn errors.
Haiku # 12348, August 5, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
I keep receiving
an error while processing
my other haiku.
Haiku # 12347, August 5, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones

I hope to screw up
the rest of the page, making
all my fave-rite: RED!
Haiku # 12346, August 5, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by Vulpix of Chicago Fire
This is it, number
1-2-3-4-5. Did I
win? If not, you die.
Haiku # 12345, August 5, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Only one more slot
seperates me from success
of getting my slot!
Haiku # 12344, August 5, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
If you take my slot
as described below, I will
eat all of your bones.
Haiku # 12343, August 5, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Haiku number one two
three four five is coming up.
You take it, you die.
Haiku # 12342, August 5, 2001 2:01 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Eating bones is good,
but so are Cheesy Puffs! Damn,
what drugs did they add?
Haiku # 12341, August 5, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Fire is good, fire is
Good, fire is good, fire is good,
Fire is good, EAT FIRE!
Haiku # 12340, August 5, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by vulpix of Chicago
That other guy who
is from Chicago Fire, likes
me eating six bones.
Haiku # 12339, August 5, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
66666666666666666666
666666666666666666666666
6666666666666
Haiku # 12338, August 5, 2001 1:49 pm ET
by 666666 of 666666
After you chew a bone,
If you paint it red, it looks
Like Dick Cheney's heart!
Haiku # 12337, August 5, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by Master13
66666
6666666
66666
Haiku # 12336, August 5, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by Vulpix of Chicago Fire
Bones taste very good,
Which explains why I have been
Chewing Dubya's head.
Haiku # 12335, August 5, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by Master13 of The Land of Bones
My cigarette glows.
I squeeze the filter tightly
remembering you.
Haiku # 12334, August 5, 2001 1:31 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
who wouldn't back off?
watch your step President Bush
for mine you're dumb as
Haiku # 12333, August 4, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by mellie
languid summer night
waves lap at the sand and i
sniff her sweet perfume
Haiku # 12332, August 4, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by ap
seduction - her smooth
pussy lurks beneath sheer silk
anticipation
Haiku # 12331, August 4, 2001 8:25 pm ET
by ap
she sleeps now dreaming
i day dream idiot-like
wake up it's a screen
Haiku # 12330, August 4, 2001 3:20 pm ET
by bruce
has a special touch
words that cause strange yearning
well not really strange
Haiku # 12329, August 4, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by bruce
horoscope liar
said i was gonna get laid
she had other plans
Haiku # 12328, August 4, 2001 11:02 am ET
by ap
Haiku # 12327, August 4, 2001 5:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12326, August 4, 2001 5:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12325, August 4, 2001 5:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12324, August 4, 2001 5:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12323, August 4, 2001 5:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12322, August 4, 2001 5:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my bush got the chop
not the only bush that should
so sharpen the blades
Haiku # 12321, August 4, 2001 4:14 am ET
by mellie
my lips were sealed
almost melted the latex
you said 'open wide'
Haiku # 12320, August 4, 2001 4:07 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 12319, August 4, 2001 12:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK you, and you too,
Fuck all of you, just FUCK YOU!
Fuck you, fuck you, (phew!)~

(Now THAT's BAD Haiku,
Oh FUCK YOU!)
Haiku # 12318, August 3, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by G W Bush of Everywhere
Hey you big ass hole!
Don't you make fun of my Bush!
I like him just fine!
Haiku # 12317, August 3, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by Joe of New York
For the love of god,
home from work? jerk that dick you
crazy little freak,

http://www.jerking.com/
Haiku # 12316, August 3, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by Dubyaville jerk
Aphid invasion
Bugs flying into my teeth
Swarming the city
Haiku # 12315, August 3, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by Janis
wake up you assholes
your spleens are migrating up
to your metal brains
Haiku # 12314, August 3, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
re_member mellie,
loose lips sink ships, frozen lips?
shiver my timber!
Haiku # 12313, August 3, 2001 9:02 pm ET
by the dentist
full throttle dubya
just who's driving this planet ?
oops, we're out of gas

Haiku # 12312, August 3, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by ash
bad haiku site howls
digital voices heard here
like lost drunken wolves
Haiku # 12311, August 3, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Austin, TX