Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

FUCK you, and you too,
Fuck all of you, just FUCK YOU!
Fuck you, fuck you, (phew!)~

(Now THAT's BAD Haiku,
Oh FUCK YOU!)
Haiku # 12318, August 3, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by G W Bush of Everywhere
Hey you big ass hole!
Don't you make fun of my Bush!
I like him just fine!
Haiku # 12317, August 3, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by Joe of New York
For the love of god,
home from work? jerk that dick you
crazy little freak,

http://www.jerking.com/
Haiku # 12316, August 3, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by Dubyaville jerk
Aphid invasion
Bugs flying into my teeth
Swarming the city
Haiku # 12315, August 3, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by Janis
wake up you assholes
your spleens are migrating up
to your metal brains
Haiku # 12314, August 3, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
re_member mellie,
loose lips sink ships, frozen lips?
shiver my timber!
Haiku # 12313, August 3, 2001 9:02 pm ET
by the dentist
full throttle dubya
just who's driving this planet ?
oops, we're out of gas

Haiku # 12312, August 3, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by ash
bad haiku site howls
digital voices heard here
like lost drunken wolves
Haiku # 12311, August 3, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Austin, TX
Dude! What is that smell?
Did you eat tacos last night?
Smells like a dump truck!
Haiku # 12310, August 3, 2001 10:36 am ET
by Fuzzy of Wash. DC
no anaesthetic
my dentist can drill me now
O I can take it
Haiku # 12309, August 3, 2001 1:22 am ET
by mellie
Life goes on without
me paying attention to
anything but me
Haiku # 12308, August 2, 2001 9:34 pm ET
by Moxie
hey you know something
you dont have to have a point
to have a good point
Haiku # 12307, August 2, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by joey of here
monitor kissed me
i did nothing i swear it
you don't believe me ?
Haiku # 12306, August 2, 2001 5:24 pm ET
by kofi of london
Coke smears on table

Bed unmade, handcuffs on posts

She didn't look fat...
Haiku # 12305, August 2, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Kackarott
the dentist will see
how big a drill I can take.
I hate the dentist.
Haiku # 12304, August 2, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
one mo' show t'go
your drummer is ready now
stick brush high hat doomp
Haiku # 12303, August 2, 2001 9:47 am ET
by http://gregbu.freeyellow.com/ of NYCity
o tangaroa
polynesian god of seas
you are a big boy
Haiku # 12302, August 2, 2001 8:52 am ET
by ash
rip rip woodchip mate
no poem's lovlier ash
than a saligna
Haiku # 12301, August 2, 2001 4:31 am ET
by mellie
hinterland fires
fires in the valley now
smoke on the water
Haiku # 12300, August 2, 2001 4:26 am ET
by mellie
ripples of sawdust
woodchip japanese garden
sayonara tree
Haiku # 12299, August 2, 2001 4:13 am ET
by ash
The name of the game
Is crappy haikus, buddy!
Pauly Shore sucks big!
Haiku # 12298, August 1, 2001 11:18 pm ET
by Troy of Ontario
I just popped my belt
and now I'm losing my pants
so, how was your day?
Haiku # 12297, August 1, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Drilling out my tooth
anesthetic just won't take
such a painful crown
Haiku # 12296, August 1, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
many many months
since ive been here. site is for
haiku therapy
Haiku # 12295, August 1, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by Guy Montag
When I was away
I saw some things that happened
None worth mentioning
Haiku # 12294, August 1, 2001 2:34 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension
ash, how ya doin?
enjoyed your last few poems
cherry blossom-like
Haiku # 12293, August 1, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by sheena
ATT: Janis

thanks for re-welcome
site is perfect, so don't change
haiku-ating bliss
Haiku # 12292, August 1, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by sheena
ATT: Janis

thanks for re-welcome
site is perfect, so don't change
haiku-ating bliss
Haiku # 12291, August 1, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by sheena
at new job today
waiting to start the real work
getting organized
Haiku # 12290, August 1, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by sheena
ATTENTION!
12038 was not mine!
I am now pissed.
Haiku # 12289, August 1, 2001 2:01 pm ET
by sheena!
firda firda fir-
da count is dis your highness
throne was occupied
Haiku # 12288, August 1, 2001 9:25 am ET
by mellie
Bad haiku I write
Every day and every night
I'm Bad Haiku Queen!
Haiku # 12287, August 1, 2001 8:34 am ET
by Firda of Indonesia
i'll miss you by gum
eucalyptus saligna
good-bye to the blue
Haiku # 12286, August 1, 2001 3:03 am ET
by ash
well personally
seafood to me it isn't
but i love to drown
Haiku # 12285, July 31, 2001 6:35 pm ET
by bruce
SirCam fills email
with ephermera so bland.
Sartre hits delete
Haiku # 12284, July 31, 2001 4:33 pm ET
by Jonny Iguana of Toronto
The two-legged dog,
hopping happily along;
they call him Tri-pod.
Haiku # 12283, July 31, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
The one-legged dog
hops happily along with
a name like pogo
Haiku # 12282, July 31, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
chew a fruit roll up
and know why I never say
bad things about you.
Haiku # 12281, July 31, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Scared shitless is she,
Panicked lady, tries to be
calm under pressure.
Haiku # 12280, July 31, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
On a wall - in Smalls:
In the ladies bathroom, too
A jazz nightclub still.
Haiku # 12279, July 31, 2001 11:22 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Ah...yes...yes...beware
Be affraid, be very...very...HA! He...
GOBBLEDYGOOK - YES!
Haiku # 12278, July 31, 2001 11:21 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Be affraid, be very...
Said one fob to another...
Written, by me, once...
Haiku # 12277, July 31, 2001 11:21 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Yes, perhaps now
The call you waited for has
Arrived (Beware, very..).
Haiku # 12276, July 31, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Dr. Claw
president bush rules
the planet is up shit creek
without a paddle
Haiku # 12275, July 31, 2001 10:33 am ET
by ash
invariably
the difference between us
is variable
Haiku # 12274, July 31, 2001 10:16 am ET
by ash
he breathes the ocean
drowning in his kisses
tasting like seafood
Haiku # 12273, July 31, 2001 6:23 am ET
by mellie
she describes herself
doesn't need to impress me
i already am
Haiku # 12272, July 30, 2001 8:51 pm ET
by bruce
laughing and smiling,
you program me to give more.
Go get it yourself.
Haiku # 12271, July 30, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Got It! another
sexty-nine...Ooo, an' it's a
Good'un! nude term for't.
Haiku # 12270, July 30, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Miss Everything
Apophallation!
nice to gnaw on him after
fuck. Suck it, slugger.
-- it'll grow back, you hope!
Haiku # 12269, July 30, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Miss Everything
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