Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

she describes herself
doesn't need to impress me
i already am
Haiku # 12272, July 30, 2001 8:51 pm ET
by bruce
laughing and smiling,
you program me to give more.
Go get it yourself.
Haiku # 12271, July 30, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Got It! another
sexty-nine...Ooo, an' it's a
Good'un! nude term for't.
Haiku # 12270, July 30, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Miss Everything
Apophallation!
nice to gnaw on him after
fuck. Suck it, slugger.
-- it'll grow back, you hope!
Haiku # 12269, July 30, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Miss Everything
M.E. next! me next!
oh. I hope no one's near to
Mess Everything Up!
Haiku # 12268, July 30, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Miss Everything
coming to a part
of haiku near you more of
missing everything.
Haiku # 12267, July 30, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Miss Everything
Last night in a box
pictures were found proving that
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 12266, July 30, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
she wiggles her arse
see that cute tail moving
her breath is ok
Haiku # 12265, July 30, 2001 2:15 am ET
by mellie
six hours driving
kids just ripping each other
fuckers have no ruth
Haiku # 12264, July 29, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by ap
this dog is nasty
his both ends stink equally
pray he never bites
Haiku # 12263, July 29, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by ap
one big ass road trip
wife, two kids, and big brown dog
with some bad habits
Haiku # 12262, July 29, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by ap
friday after work
hanging out with the fellas
the wife will be pissed
Haiku # 12261, July 29, 2001 12:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
yes my face is straight
its my humor thats offset
i guess so is yours
Haiku # 12260, July 29, 2001 12:50 am ET
by r.briseno of america
to paraphrase Sir
Winston Churchill, the twat is
"a 'petting' gangsta"

yup, that's my nickname
for the twat, "petti' gangsta"
hope to stick it... sticks.
Haiku # 12259, July 28, 2001 4:08 pm ET
by unconceding
and that count supreme
excreshiatingly so
and so it would seem
Haiku # 12258, July 28, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by unconceding
ignorance is bliss
so don't get smart with me K
you know what I mean
Haiku # 12257, July 28, 2001 11:15 am ET
by mellie
maybe it's your lip
can you keep a straight face mate?
you could be crooked
Haiku # 12256, July 28, 2001 6:50 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 12255, July 28, 2001 5:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12254, July 28, 2001 5:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12253, July 28, 2001 5:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12252, July 28, 2001 5:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12251, July 28, 2001 5:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12250, July 28, 2001 5:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my cholesterol?
my diet? my exercise?
oh, go fuck myself !
Haiku # 12249, July 28, 2001 4:47 am ET
by ash
thirty two ounce beers
friday night at angelos
this must be heaven.





Haiku # 12248, July 28, 2001 1:46 am ET
by raul of california
trimming the moustache
early morning ritual
it is never straight
Haiku # 12247, July 28, 2001 1:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
maggies think of spring
sweetest song from butcher birds
good to be alive

there's no bluer blue
sky meeting ocean waving
just look at me now
Haiku # 12246, July 27, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by mellie
handsome brolga bird
strong neck haughty attitude
graceful dancing legs
Haiku # 12245, July 27, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by mellie
temp pulses: thirty
and sixty in two 15
minute hot flashes.

spanish africa
seventy-five to hundred
and five and back down...

then back up to a
whopping hundred thirty five
still skeptical, dope?
Haiku # 12244, July 27, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
don't eat too much lunch
dinner tonight kicks winks ass
yum yum yum yum yum
Haiku # 12243, July 27, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
indiscriminate
can tend to incriminate
if you don't dis it
Haiku # 12242, July 27, 2001 3:12 am ET
by ash
people say sad things
when they are feeling sorry
for themselves mostly
Haiku # 12241, July 27, 2001 1:44 am ET
by mellie
thick cloud fog mist morn
not ocean not sky not sleep
I'll hit the sack now
Haiku # 12240, July 26, 2001 5:04 pm ET
by mellie
people say bad things
in their profiles that I read
Saint posts them on line
Haiku # 12239, July 26, 2001 4:46 pm ET
by Drophammer
sleep!, that should be sleep
already i read enough
while i pee at work
Haiku # 12238, July 26, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by monkeyking
I don't want a clone
just another conciousness
to read while i pee
Haiku # 12237, July 26, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by monkeyking
My desire is long
for all the things in this world
but my time is short
Haiku # 12236, July 26, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
In my dreams last night
there was a beautiful girl
and a tornado
Haiku # 12235, July 26, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
you've got too much going
to have another bad day
today, be glad for all that you are (to me)
Haiku # 12234, July 26, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ah, delicious beer
and the women, talking smack
Damn! only thurdsay.
Haiku # 12233, July 26, 2001 11:29 am ET
by monkeyking of bannana twon
thank you for the words
i know you love all of me
just lonely anguish
Haiku # 12232, July 26, 2001 10:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
howling wind so bleak
howling for something to do
howling inside me
Haiku # 12231, July 26, 2001 4:26 am ET
by mellie
a dark winter's day
misty silhouette of hills
currawongs crying
Haiku # 12230, July 26, 2001 2:48 am ET
by ash
not furry nor grey
I could make your lap warmer
my pussy's so hot
Haiku # 12229, July 26, 2001 2:38 am ET
by mellie
slumped across my legs
a furry grey lapwarmer
feline can feel fine
Haiku # 12228, July 26, 2001 12:57 am ET
by ash
pussy on your lap
must be left-over tuna
more nay can I say
Haiku # 12227, July 26, 2001 12:28 am ET
by mellie
but is ash talking
about a small foreign dog
or a dirty ho?
Haiku # 12226, July 25, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by argh
burmese with fish breath
cleaning yourself on my lap
you need a mouthwash

Haiku # 12225, July 25, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by ash
yabba dabba doo
betty how about some head
of course i'll do you
Haiku # 12224, July 25, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by fred
I wonder about
these here poems and what to make
of the poets too?
Haiku # 12223, July 25, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by danny kissane
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