Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

maggies think of spring
sweetest song from butcher birds
good to be alive

there's no bluer blue
sky meeting ocean waving
just look at me now
Haiku # 12246, July 27, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by mellie
handsome brolga bird
strong neck haughty attitude
graceful dancing legs
Haiku # 12245, July 27, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by mellie
temp pulses: thirty
and sixty in two 15
minute hot flashes.

spanish africa
seventy-five to hundred
and five and back down...

then back up to a
whopping hundred thirty five
still skeptical, dope?
Haiku # 12244, July 27, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
don't eat too much lunch
dinner tonight kicks winks ass
yum yum yum yum yum
Haiku # 12243, July 27, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
indiscriminate
can tend to incriminate
if you don't dis it
Haiku # 12242, July 27, 2001 3:12 am ET
by ash
people say sad things
when they are feeling sorry
for themselves mostly
Haiku # 12241, July 27, 2001 1:44 am ET
by mellie
thick cloud fog mist morn
not ocean not sky not sleep
I'll hit the sack now
Haiku # 12240, July 26, 2001 5:04 pm ET
by mellie
people say bad things
in their profiles that I read
Saint posts them on line
Haiku # 12239, July 26, 2001 4:46 pm ET
by Drophammer
sleep!, that should be sleep
already i read enough
while i pee at work
Haiku # 12238, July 26, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by monkeyking
I don't want a clone
just another conciousness
to read while i pee
Haiku # 12237, July 26, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by monkeyking
My desire is long
for all the things in this world
but my time is short
Haiku # 12236, July 26, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
In my dreams last night
there was a beautiful girl
and a tornado
Haiku # 12235, July 26, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
you've got too much going
to have another bad day
today, be glad for all that you are (to me)
Haiku # 12234, July 26, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ah, delicious beer
and the women, talking smack
Damn! only thurdsay.
Haiku # 12233, July 26, 2001 11:29 am ET
by monkeyking of bannana twon
thank you for the words
i know you love all of me
just lonely anguish
Haiku # 12232, July 26, 2001 10:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
howling wind so bleak
howling for something to do
howling inside me
Haiku # 12231, July 26, 2001 4:26 am ET
by mellie
a dark winter's day
misty silhouette of hills
currawongs crying
Haiku # 12230, July 26, 2001 2:48 am ET
by ash
not furry nor grey
I could make your lap warmer
my pussy's so hot
Haiku # 12229, July 26, 2001 2:38 am ET
by mellie
slumped across my legs
a furry grey lapwarmer
feline can feel fine
Haiku # 12228, July 26, 2001 12:57 am ET
by ash
pussy on your lap
must be left-over tuna
more nay can I say
Haiku # 12227, July 26, 2001 12:28 am ET
by mellie
but is ash talking
about a small foreign dog
or a dirty ho?
Haiku # 12226, July 25, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by argh
burmese with fish breath
cleaning yourself on my lap
you need a mouthwash

Haiku # 12225, July 25, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by ash
yabba dabba doo
betty how about some head
of course i'll do you
Haiku # 12224, July 25, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by fred
I wonder about
these here poems and what to make
of the poets too?
Haiku # 12223, July 25, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by danny kissane
bollide comes crashing
down! who knew, but didn't tell?
more invasion, please.
Haiku # 12222, July 25, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
Flittering fruit fly
projects a rather large smile
on his only day
Haiku # 12221, July 25, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
My haiku is bad
especially here today
it takes some practice
Haiku # 12220, July 25, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I woke up so late
or was I dreaming about
being Japanese
Haiku # 12219, July 25, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Because you face east
has put me in the mood to
move to the west coast
Haiku # 12218, July 25, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You are Greek to me
I can tell since you have a
pocket of pitas
Haiku # 12217, July 25, 2001 3:20 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You say, be careful!
but I can't... I need to run
put my toes at risk
Haiku # 12216, July 25, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This toe-nail is broke
I stubbed it on your sharp edge
why won't it come off?
Haiku # 12215, July 25, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
today my poo is
sometimes chunky, sometimes wet.
Should I buy lotto?
Haiku # 12214, July 25, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
me love you long time
short time just one hundred baht
me no make you sick
Haiku # 12213, July 25, 2001 9:52 am ET
by ap
o beginner lau
she calls, "i love you long time"
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 12212, July 25, 2001 7:21 am ET
by ash
when i was a boy
things were sure diff'rent round here
i was somewhere else
Haiku # 12211, July 25, 2001 7:19 am ET
by ash
Stupid hong kong man
Retired,fifty-four,life's fall
Want to talk?Please call.
Haiku # 12210, July 25, 2001 3:20 am ET
by beginnerlau of hong kong
bleak drizzle shivers
slate grey day so cold out there
mellie's warm inside
Haiku # 12209, July 25, 2001 1:36 am ET
by mellie
afternoon downpour
the drainpipe outside my door
gurgles yet some more
Haiku # 12208, July 25, 2001 1:17 am ET
by ash
I stare out the door,
anxious and nervous, watching
the zit is popped!
Haiku # 12207, July 24, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by monkeyking of inna tree
Danny sweats nonstop
Chatting he sits while it drips
he smells!
Haiku # 12206, July 24, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by Princess
librarian at desk
considers the convent
she just joined, some nun
Haiku # 12205, July 24, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Colleen walks on air
glistening in the sun shine
what an attitude
Haiku # 12204, July 24, 2001 4:27 pm ET
by Devil
The sun shines after
8 months of gloom yet it
still feels like winter
Haiku # 12203, July 24, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by Danny Kissane of Oneonta, NY
baudiehickiedoodare
he dropped off the face of Earth
somewhere in Utah
and she wanted nothing to do with Dr. gonzo...
and he was just a weirdo...
Haiku # 12202, July 24, 2001 4:18 pm ET
by Moxie
something about old duke
bowflex, getting "out" and getting lost
hours and hours on line and what?

Bad haiku and false prophecies
Haiku # 12201, July 24, 2001 4:17 pm ET
by Moxie of dropping into faces of death...
It's ryhiming Haiku
It brings me joy through and through
at least those with poo
Haiku # 12200, July 24, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Saint
Between you and me
there is intense gravity
you and I both see
Haiku # 12199, July 24, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
For all your screaming
And all the dirty feelings
You still have nothing
Haiku # 12198, July 24, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Read this line slow
And when I tell you, Go~ Now
Outside into the heat
Haiku # 12197, July 24, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
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