Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

The sun shines after
8 months of gloom yet it
still feels like winter
Haiku # 12203, July 24, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by Danny Kissane of Oneonta, NY
baudiehickiedoodare
he dropped off the face of Earth
somewhere in Utah
and she wanted nothing to do with Dr. gonzo...
and he was just a weirdo...
Haiku # 12202, July 24, 2001 4:18 pm ET
by Moxie
something about old duke
bowflex, getting "out" and getting lost
hours and hours on line and what?

Bad haiku and false prophecies
Haiku # 12201, July 24, 2001 4:17 pm ET
by Moxie of dropping into faces of death...
It's ryhiming Haiku
It brings me joy through and through
at least those with poo
Haiku # 12200, July 24, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Saint
Between you and me
there is intense gravity
you and I both see
Haiku # 12199, July 24, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
For all your screaming
And all the dirty feelings
You still have nothing
Haiku # 12198, July 24, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Read this line slow
And when I tell you, Go~ Now
Outside into the heat
Haiku # 12197, July 24, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Slow time during class
Sing of Win2k, sing of
power, an%-33{BAD PACKET RECEIVED}
Haiku # 12196, July 24, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by Priest
The coffee had not
kicked in yet, mug size of Rome
Something on Ceres
Haiku # 12195, July 24, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Moxie
yes it's hard to beat
rhythm is another thing
that gets me rocking
Haiku # 12194, July 24, 2001 5:53 am ET
by mellie
I don't think in rhyme
never really had the time
or inclination
Haiku # 12193, July 24, 2001 4:47 am ET
by mellie
madness in the flock
makes this site a laughing stock
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 12192, July 24, 2001 1:07 am ET
by ash
rhyming haiku verse
doesn't make it any worse
but neither more terse
Haiku # 12191, July 24, 2001 1:04 am ET
by ash
The mites in my cat
ate a hole in this here mat
now eating my hat
Haiku # 12190, July 24, 2001 12:27 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
no violent verse
no bloody red rumming words
no hack-n-slash lines
Haiku # 12189, July 23, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Drophammer
no feces haiku
no stinky excremental
words of bung wisdom
Haiku # 12188, July 23, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by Drophammer
In vain I complain
about the stars and the rain
and cars in my lane
Haiku # 12187, July 23, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Not wise to be this
person on line, naive conned
But it is small stuff...
Haiku # 12186, July 23, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Moxie
In vain I complain
about the stars and the rain
driving me insane
Haiku # 12185, July 23, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Why do I like you?
It's something that I don't know
but want to find out
Haiku # 12184, July 23, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
One day I looked down
and began scanning around
'twas you that I found
Haiku # 12183, July 23, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
When I walked with you
there were good feelings of you
a future with you
Haiku # 12182, July 23, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Unleash the madness
In the framework that is all
you need. you have this
Haiku # 12181, July 23, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by Moxie
something as small as
a job change, even if this
is minor, is freeing

you saw a child man
not used to the "world" competing
responding in rage
Haiku # 12180, July 23, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by Moxie
Moxie is net mad-
ness. Ignorance, sloth, list goes on
This is no life...
Haiku # 12179, July 23, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by Moxie
I keep wondering
Is she real behind that nick?
And who would she be?
Haiku # 12178, July 23, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Moxie
Prayer lists going on
forever to messed up Xians
I feel like St. Nick
Haiku # 12177, July 23, 2001 10:59 am ET
by Moxie
O visitation
devotion constancy faith
submissiveness yes
Haiku # 12176, July 22, 2001 11:26 pm ET
by mellie
some are out of whack
this is a bad haiku site
five seven five slap
Haiku # 12175, July 22, 2001 11:06 pm ET
by mellie
Eustis has that Red Bull
Nothing to the town at all
But it has that drink...
Haiku # 12174, July 22, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by Moxie
for all ya spelling
obsessed dufusses here ya
go fill yer boots

http://humanspellcheck.com/
Haiku # 12173, July 22, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bad haikulation
requires some discipline
five seven five, please
Haiku # 12172, July 22, 2001 5:12 pm ET
by ap
when politicians go to school
they buy a "golden rule"
'it's all for whom you sling your drool
NOT who you try to bool.'
Haiku # 12171, July 21, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by MissEverything
and when you show you fuck so cool
who do you think you fool?
the donkey/horse who fucks your mule
lets you bring down all on you, you'll
Haiku # 12170, July 21, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by MissEverything of darn! missed it!
stopd campaign finance
reform. unfair to those with
money to burn lives

soft money used to
purchase interns like Chandra
worth every penny
Haiku # 12169, July 21, 2001 4:31 pm ET
by unconceding
carlos kills summits
now buy some governments on
e-bay directly
Haiku # 12168, July 21, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by McVeigh
crazy like savior
bitch i'm gonna rock your world
are you scriptable?

slut.suckIt(myDick, time.Now());
Haiku # 12167, July 21, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by argh
sweet zombie jesus
this site is getting dirty
smells like a whorehouse
Haiku # 12166, July 21, 2001 1:30 pm ET
by argh
come drips and listen
women like to see it too
mummy is a slut
Haiku # 12165, July 21, 2001 5:54 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 12164, July 21, 2001 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12163, July 21, 2001 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12162, July 21, 2001 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12161, July 21, 2001 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12160, July 21, 2001 2:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12159, July 21, 2001 2:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
kids just can't think it
mommy is a slut for me
moisture and hormones
Haiku # 12158, July 20, 2001 11:33 pm ET
by ap
awful bad haiku
worse than japanese comics
so graphic, intense
Haiku # 12157, July 20, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by ap
men like to see it
cock in hot swollen pussy
cum drips and glistens
Haiku # 12156, July 20, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by ap
no time to think now
her ass fits right in my hand
lift and lick, lift and .....
Haiku # 12155, July 20, 2001 11:13 pm ET
by ap
lap top and bottom
baby you know what i like
let me see your mouse
Haiku # 12154, July 20, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by ap
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