Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

something as small as
a job change, even if this
is minor, is freeing

you saw a child man
not used to the "world" competing
responding in rage
Haiku # 12180, July 23, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by Moxie
Moxie is net mad-
ness. Ignorance, sloth, list goes on
This is no life...
Haiku # 12179, July 23, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by Moxie
I keep wondering
Is she real behind that nick?
And who would she be?
Haiku # 12178, July 23, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Moxie
Prayer lists going on
forever to messed up Xians
I feel like St. Nick
Haiku # 12177, July 23, 2001 10:59 am ET
by Moxie
O visitation
devotion constancy faith
submissiveness yes
Haiku # 12176, July 22, 2001 11:26 pm ET
by mellie
some are out of whack
this is a bad haiku site
five seven five slap
Haiku # 12175, July 22, 2001 11:06 pm ET
by mellie
Eustis has that Red Bull
Nothing to the town at all
But it has that drink...
Haiku # 12174, July 22, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by Moxie
for all ya spelling
obsessed dufusses here ya
go fill yer boots

http://humanspellcheck.com/
Haiku # 12173, July 22, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bad haikulation
requires some discipline
five seven five, please
Haiku # 12172, July 22, 2001 5:12 pm ET
by ap
when politicians go to school
they buy a "golden rule"
'it's all for whom you sling your drool
NOT who you try to bool.'
Haiku # 12171, July 21, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by MissEverything
and when you show you fuck so cool
who do you think you fool?
the donkey/horse who fucks your mule
lets you bring down all on you, you'll
Haiku # 12170, July 21, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by MissEverything of darn! missed it!
stopd campaign finance
reform. unfair to those with
money to burn lives

soft money used to
purchase interns like Chandra
worth every penny
Haiku # 12169, July 21, 2001 4:31 pm ET
by unconceding
carlos kills summits
now buy some governments on
e-bay directly
Haiku # 12168, July 21, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by McVeigh
crazy like savior
bitch i'm gonna rock your world
are you scriptable?

slut.suckIt(myDick, time.Now());
Haiku # 12167, July 21, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by argh
sweet zombie jesus
this site is getting dirty
smells like a whorehouse
Haiku # 12166, July 21, 2001 1:30 pm ET
by argh
come drips and listen
women like to see it too
mummy is a slut
Haiku # 12165, July 21, 2001 5:54 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 12164, July 21, 2001 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12163, July 21, 2001 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12162, July 21, 2001 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12161, July 21, 2001 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12160, July 21, 2001 2:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12159, July 21, 2001 2:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
kids just can't think it
mommy is a slut for me
moisture and hormones
Haiku # 12158, July 20, 2001 11:33 pm ET
by ap
awful bad haiku
worse than japanese comics
so graphic, intense
Haiku # 12157, July 20, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by ap
men like to see it
cock in hot swollen pussy
cum drips and glistens
Haiku # 12156, July 20, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by ap
no time to think now
her ass fits right in my hand
lift and lick, lift and .....
Haiku # 12155, July 20, 2001 11:13 pm ET
by ap
lap top and bottom
baby you know what i like
let me see your mouse
Haiku # 12154, July 20, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by ap
my unlucky ass
misfits up the butt at work
no pun intended
Haiku # 12153, July 20, 2001 10:30 pm ET
by bruce
This unlucky site
how do so many misfits
get on internet??
Haiku # 12152, July 20, 2001 8:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
work now takes its toll
carry frustrations back home
think i'll go fishing
Haiku # 12151, July 20, 2001 8:17 pm ET
by ap
sometimes i wonder
potty posters make more sense
grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 12150, July 20, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by ap
"forty women slut"?
what in the fuck does that mean?
Christ on a damn bike!
Haiku # 12149, July 20, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by ap
Dead Cunt is the pits
in the pits of D.C. - there
forty women slut.
Haiku # 12148, July 20, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by McVeigh
back brain kick to you!
i feel so dirty when i
stroke my girthful shank
Haiku # 12147, July 20, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by kin korn karn of cube farm
Trip to Amsterdam
rolled Brian until he was
swimming to get out
Haiku # 12146, July 20, 2001 3:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Drowsy, Hungover
Excel Class demands attention
I wish I had beer
Haiku # 12145, July 20, 2001 11:45 am ET
by Freakshow of Austin AMD
sorry about the
repetitions, I kept gettin'
"no display, re-try"
Haiku # 12144, July 20, 2001 11:32 am ET
by boo
"improve the site?"! Ev'
other "poet" just brings it
under the outhouse.
Haiku # 12143, July 20, 2001 11:30 am ET
by boo
"improve the site?"! Ev'
other "poet" just brings it
under the outhouse.
Haiku # 12142, July 20, 2001 11:30 am ET
by boo
"improve the site?"! Ev'
other "poet" just brings it
under the outhouse.
Haiku # 12141, July 20, 2001 11:30 am ET
by boo
"improve the site?"! Ev'
other "poet" just brings it
under the outhouse.
Haiku # 12140, July 20, 2001 11:29 am ET
by boo
"improve the site?"! Ev'
other "poet" just brings it
under the outhouse.
Haiku # 12139, July 20, 2001 11:29 am ET
by boo
this is perfect now
sorry, you cannot improve
attract more writers
Haiku # 12138, July 20, 2001 10:04 am ET
by ap
Upgrade time is here
Send in your suggestions on
How to improve site

Accept links in 'ku
Link to a poem, add URL
to the submit form...
Haiku # 12137, July 20, 2001 9:41 am ET
by Janis
Joe I must now say
Rhyming 'ku is here to stay
Now I'll go away
Haiku # 12136, July 20, 2001 9:34 am ET
by Janis
that's not all that sucks
you should try my laptop mate
I use my pc
Haiku # 12135, July 20, 2001 5:38 am ET
by mellie
Nothing here is new,
bad ass poems up the wazoo.
Oooh, my dick just grew!
Haiku # 12134, July 19, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by Joe of New York
airline travel sucks
unless you're in first class seat
dusty boots, laptop
Haiku # 12133, July 19, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by ap
Chandra will soon be
forgotten! Get over it!
the kennedy's got over it.
the panther's got over it,
the white pig murderers didn't.
don't get over it or
I might be next!
Haiku # 12132, July 19, 2001 9:26 pm ET
by JennaB
death metal... boring
cookie monster screams too loud
death bluegrass much worse
Haiku # 12131, July 19, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by bruce
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