sometimes i wonder
potty posters make more sense
grandma has a cock!
by ap
"forty women slut"?
what in the fuck does that mean?
Christ on a damn bike!
by ap
Dead Cunt is the pits
in the pits of D.C. - there
forty women slut.
by McVeigh
back brain kick to you!
i feel so dirty when i
stroke my girthful shank
by kin korn karn of cube farm
Trip to Amsterdam
rolled Brian until he was
swimming to get out
by Betty LeBomb
Drowsy, Hungover
Excel Class demands attention
I wish I had beer
by Freakshow of Austin AMD
sorry about the
repetitions, I kept gettin'
"no display, re-try"
by boo
"improve the site?"! Ev'
other "poet" just brings it
under the outhouse.
by boo
"improve the site?"! Ev'
other "poet" just brings it
under the outhouse.
by boo
"improve the site?"! Ev'
other "poet" just brings it
under the outhouse.
by boo
"improve the site?"! Ev'
other "poet" just brings it
under the outhouse.
by boo
"improve the site?"! Ev'
other "poet" just brings it
under the outhouse.
by boo
this is perfect now
sorry, you cannot improve
attract more writers
by ap
Upgrade time is here
Send in your suggestions on
How to improve site
Accept links in 'ku
Link to a poem, add URL
to the submit form...
by Janis
Joe I must now say
Rhyming 'ku is here to stay
Now I'll go away
by Janis
that's not all that sucks
you should try my laptop mate
I use my pc
by mellie
Nothing here is new,
bad ass poems up the wazoo.
Oooh, my dick just grew!
by Joe of New York
airline travel sucks
unless you're in first class seat
dusty boots, laptop
by ap
Chandra will soon be
forgotten! Get over it!
the kennedy's got over it.
the panther's got over it,
the white pig murderers didn't.
don't get over it or
I might be next!
by JennaB
death metal... boring
cookie monster screams too loud
death bluegrass much worse
by bruce
another stupid
anal explitive shithead
herewith:dripweiney
by boo
underclenching fists
intestines strain to empty
bent over ass gun
blackened skin smolders
where acidic fluids dripped
from rectal chambers
by Drophammer
ooo, puns!
deepunds
on your puss-pecker-tive
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
eletromagma
bombs tennessee - bigger than
natch'vrille ball plasma.
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
twas opening night
hey man the curtain's drawn back
performance begins
by mellie
Wander not astray
The territory Linux
Paved with confusion
With some data loss
And poor documentation
Thrown in to the mix
For that voice inside
That shouts "give me command line"
I recommend beer.
by Janis
losing all data
like losing virginity
guess i'm really fucked
by ash
i'm so embarassed
set out to explore linux
and nuked my hard drive
by ash
why smart girls go for
congressional royalty
really very dumb
hypocritical
sex expected normalcy -
but to disappear!?
by unconceding
diddle an intern
tut-tut, but ain't abduction
premeditated?
theory: she's kinky
brings a high price if she's forced
to keep it paying.
by unconceding
Aluminum hat
guards against your evil thoughts
and also the sun
by Betty LeBomb
betty 'n mellie
wanna get 'em both smelly
covered in jelly
by axel hose
It would be handy
if I didn't press enter
5 - is not haiku
by Betty LeBomb
It would be handy
by Betty LeBomb
At first it was drugs
then it was the government
now I'm really bored
by Betty LeBomb
deadly departed,
it takes a big system, pigs!
for one to vanish
- without a trace.
by McVeigh
dead to rights, Chandra's
privacy was invaded,
till free - lost in cracks.
she's not the only one
wastington debasements are
the dungeons - Don't Irk!
by McVeigh
dear dead Chandra ain't
been writing much, we're cops so
we don't notice that.
by McVeigh
I wrote the damned thing
You'd think I'd be able to
push the button once
by Janis
http://www.badhaiku.com/search.asp?FormInput=Betty%25&TypeOfSearch=Name
Betty's been writing
A shitload of bad haiku
Just noticed today
by Janis
http://www.badhaiku.com/search.asp?FormInput=Betty%25&TypeOfSearch=Name
Betty's been writing
A shitload of bad haiku
Just noticed today
by Janis
Weird alien weed
grows black, worringly from
the back of my arm
by Betty LeBomb
Every morning
I'm shocked when I realize
my life is no dream
by Betty LeBomb
I read this bull shit
and I scratch my hairy balls.
What does it all mean?
by Joe of New york
dead pool, play dead pool-
entries accepted until
Chandra's body's found.
by McVeigh
deadn't do enough
to make the bosses' agents
cringe to save Chandra.
by McVeigh
Come, play the Dead Pool
There's money to be won there
Go to Stiffs Dot Com
by Crash Davis
sisaint meats nothing but
whores, Chandras in too high a
class for him to grasp.
by boo
sisaint meats nothing but
whores, Chandras in too high a
class for him to grasp.
by boo
