Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Weird alien weed
grows black, worringly from
the back of my arm
Haiku # 12108, July 18, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Every morning
I'm shocked when I realize
my life is no dream


Haiku # 12107, July 18, 2001 11:08 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I read this bull shit
and I scratch my hairy balls.
What does it all mean?
Haiku # 12106, July 17, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by Joe of New york
dead pool, play dead pool-
entries accepted until
Chandra's body's found.
Haiku # 12105, July 17, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by McVeigh
deadn't do enough
to make the bosses' agents
cringe to save Chandra.
Haiku # 12104, July 17, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by McVeigh
Come, play the Dead Pool
There's money to be won there
Go to Stiffs Dot Com
Haiku # 12103, July 17, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Crash Davis
sisaint meats nothing but
whores, Chandras in too high a
class for him to grasp.
Haiku # 12102, July 17, 2001 11:36 am ET
by boo
sisaint meats nothing but
whores, Chandras in too high a
class for him to grasp.
Haiku # 12101, July 17, 2001 11:36 am ET
by boo
so bitter and sad
all whores deceitful you say
and you pay the price
Haiku # 12100, July 17, 2001 3:36 am ET
by mellie
deep within my throat
it almost made me vomit
cough and spit I say
Haiku # 12099, July 17, 2001 12:15 am ET
by mellie
Angry and upset
For my life attracts nothing
but deceitful whores
Haiku # 12098, July 16, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by Saint
do be careful saint
mate you sound very angry
frustrated even
Haiku # 12097, July 16, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by mellie
extracts of my life
deep within my bronchials
cough it up i say
Haiku # 12096, July 16, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by ash
When you listen to
the madmen of the world, see
through the eyes of
Haiku # 12095, July 16, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by Moxie
i think that she said
twanked not shaved-big difference
silky mellie nice
Haiku # 12094, July 16, 2001 6:09 pm ET
by bruce
Smegma oozing down.
That bastard Condit did it!
They all suck big dick!
Haiku # 12093, July 16, 2001 5:32 pm ET
by Joe of New York
Mellie, shaved and sexed
lies there with stars in her eyes
carmel in her bed
Haiku # 12092, July 16, 2001 5:16 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
whoa now easy Saint
you must know just bad women
find one you make hum
Haiku # 12091, July 16, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by bruce
Fidel Castration
the soul of a man contained
in one small portion?
Haiku # 12090, July 16, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by Moxie
girl waits for deep thought
deep thinker, ideal romance,
Just words on Cosmo.
Haiku # 12089, July 16, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Evil, lying cunts
women i know have no soul
caring for no one
Haiku # 12088, July 16, 2001 10:19 am ET
by Saint
he got down to it
he knew he could make me hum
he ahhhhhh gee he does
Haiku # 12087, July 16, 2001 12:42 am ET
by mellie (thanks frank)
there is a fountain
I cup my hands around it
and drink so deeply
Haiku # 12086, July 16, 2001 12:40 am ET
by mellie
boggling blue ocean
green cane down in the valley
caramel soft breeze
Haiku # 12085, July 16, 2001 12:39 am ET
by mellie
My crown chakra
Got useless in Eustis
Haiku # 12084, July 15, 2001 8:57 pm ET
by Moxie
poor chandra, i mourn
politics are silly shit
refuse to engage
Haiku # 12083, July 15, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by ap - to boo
kundalini condit
Chandra chakra - close but
impersonal avoidance
Haiku # 12082, July 15, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by bboo of to ap
why does mike savage
call him Conditit? that his
name or obsession?
Haiku # 12081, July 15, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by Mz ConGenitalia
did you see Cuntid's
weird grimace last week? I'd
call it - "Chandra-leer"
Haiku # 12080, July 15, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Mz ConGenitalia of to Miss E
news no longer runs
pictures of Chandra: is there
nothing recent? NOT!
Haiku # 12079, July 15, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything
go blow - joe blow
Haiku # 12078, July 15, 2001 3:50 pm ET
by Miss Everything
It's good to be home
doing bad haiku again.
Don't make fun of it!
Haiku # 12077, July 15, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by Joe of New York
Hi you all i'm back!
you all suck gorilla dick!
Fuck you all right now!
Haiku # 12076, July 15, 2001 1:19 pm ET
by Joe of New York
stealthy like insect
she opens him wide
its dirty and wrong
but oh so pure
Haiku # 12075, July 15, 2001 3:42 am ET
by argh
i'm really high
this morning I was dry
but now i got more
and i'm really high
Haiku # 12074, July 15, 2001 3:37 am ET
by argh
feel root chakra
take your pants off now baby
strong vibrations here
Haiku # 12073, July 14, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by ap
i felt her aura
kundilini escapes me
she thinks i'm jesus
Haiku # 12072, July 14, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by ap
Get useless in Eustis
Haiku # 12071, July 14, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by Moxie
dead soon forgotten?

intern of prisons
joins McVeigh. what it's about,
prison internment.
Haiku # 12070, July 14, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by McVeigh of condit cunt-tree
stop bashing! enter the
what's right! with america contest
entries accepted till
Chandra Levy gets found.
win big bucks!
Haiku # 12069, July 14, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by Miss Everything
I'm with the D.C.
evidence evasion unit
we destroy what's found.
Haiku # 12068, July 14, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by Sargeant Insurgent
the murderers aren't
suspects, they're lobbyists.
interns serve the hole.
Haiku # 12067, July 14, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by Sargeant Insurgent
wasting ton basements
hold Chandra prone, she watches
the forty starving:
Haiku # 12066, July 14, 2001 6:00 pm ET
by unconceding
though rookies use them
to heat the meat, sucking for
nourishing morsels...
Haiku # 12065, July 14, 2001 5:59 pm ET
by unconceding
only Chandra is
allowed to milk and swallow
poisened sustenance.
Haiku # 12064, July 14, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by unconceding
you cause a slow smile
my face looks different now
thanks distant mellie
Haiku # 12063, July 14, 2001 5:21 pm ET
by bruce
now it needs polish
astroglide with some buffing
call if you need help
Haiku # 12062, July 14, 2001 8:10 am ET
by ap
now it need polish
astroglide with some buffing
call if you need help
Haiku # 12061, July 14, 2001 8:10 am ET
by ap
my pussy was waxed
I squealed and I squealed
he tore strips off me
Haiku # 12060, July 14, 2001 2:51 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 12059, July 14, 2001 2:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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