Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

did you see Cuntid's
weird grimace last week? I'd
call it - "Chandra-leer"
Haiku # 12080, July 15, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Mz ConGenitalia of to Miss E
news no longer runs
pictures of Chandra: is there
nothing recent? NOT!
Haiku # 12079, July 15, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything
go blow - joe blow
Haiku # 12078, July 15, 2001 3:50 pm ET
by Miss Everything
It's good to be home
doing bad haiku again.
Don't make fun of it!
Haiku # 12077, July 15, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by Joe of New York
Hi you all i'm back!
you all suck gorilla dick!
Fuck you all right now!
Haiku # 12076, July 15, 2001 1:19 pm ET
by Joe of New York
stealthy like insect
she opens him wide
its dirty and wrong
but oh so pure
Haiku # 12075, July 15, 2001 3:42 am ET
by argh
i'm really high
this morning I was dry
but now i got more
and i'm really high
Haiku # 12074, July 15, 2001 3:37 am ET
by argh
feel root chakra
take your pants off now baby
strong vibrations here
Haiku # 12073, July 14, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by ap
i felt her aura
kundilini escapes me
she thinks i'm jesus
Haiku # 12072, July 14, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by ap
Get useless in Eustis
Haiku # 12071, July 14, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by Moxie
dead soon forgotten?

intern of prisons
joins McVeigh. what it's about,
prison internment.
Haiku # 12070, July 14, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by McVeigh of condit cunt-tree
stop bashing! enter the
what's right! with america contest
entries accepted till
Chandra Levy gets found.
win big bucks!
Haiku # 12069, July 14, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by Miss Everything
I'm with the D.C.
evidence evasion unit
we destroy what's found.
Haiku # 12068, July 14, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by Sargeant Insurgent
the murderers aren't
suspects, they're lobbyists.
interns serve the hole.
Haiku # 12067, July 14, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by Sargeant Insurgent
wasting ton basements
hold Chandra prone, she watches
the forty starving:
Haiku # 12066, July 14, 2001 6:00 pm ET
by unconceding
though rookies use them
to heat the meat, sucking for
nourishing morsels...
Haiku # 12065, July 14, 2001 5:59 pm ET
by unconceding
only Chandra is
allowed to milk and swallow
poisened sustenance.
Haiku # 12064, July 14, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by unconceding
you cause a slow smile
my face looks different now
thanks distant mellie
Haiku # 12063, July 14, 2001 5:21 pm ET
by bruce
now it needs polish
astroglide with some buffing
call if you need help
Haiku # 12062, July 14, 2001 8:10 am ET
by ap
now it need polish
astroglide with some buffing
call if you need help
Haiku # 12061, July 14, 2001 8:10 am ET
by ap
my pussy was waxed
I squealed and I squealed
he tore strips off me
Haiku # 12060, July 14, 2001 2:51 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 12059, July 14, 2001 2:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12058, July 14, 2001 2:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12057, July 14, 2001 2:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12056, July 14, 2001 2:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12055, July 14, 2001 2:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12054, July 14, 2001 2:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
As an Engineer,
I wash my hands before
I go to the john.
Haiku # 12053, July 13, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Is my legg asleep?
I make a cotton pillow
for my Hershey Bear.
Haiku # 12052, July 13, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
accuasations
fly like the wind, make you spin
doctors. I self-heal.

weakly,
ineffectually?
I don't know what's best.
Haiku # 12051, July 13, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Mz ConGenitalia
unsolved murders
unsolved abductions
pigs will be pigs

cops in cover-ups
forensic doubletalk
you make me PUKE!
Haiku # 12050, July 13, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by Sargeant Insurgent
if it looks like a dork
and walks like a dork -
It's A Dork!
Haiku # 12049, July 13, 2001 1:14 pm ET
by Sargeant Insurgent
wastington - the door
to alien sex slave trade:
job was CONDuIT's.
Haiku # 12048, July 13, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by Sargent Insurgent
forty missing dames
in D.C. If the cops solve
one case they'd solve all

but it would bring down
the whole fucking government
so they won't! YOU PIGS!
Haiku # 12047, July 13, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by unconceding
forty missing babes
in D.C. Do the women
found there wanna be?
Haiku # 12046, July 13, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by unconceding
none condemn Condit
for diddling! Some big funk must
be being covered.
Haiku # 12045, July 13, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by unconceding
bush is balistic
no stand off race against time
proliferation
Haiku # 12044, July 13, 2001 8:20 am ET
by mellie
i am me alone
and no other besides me
including myself
Haiku # 12043, July 13, 2001 1:32 am ET
by ash
Sheena.. oh hello
I've missed your flowing anthems
Of 5-7-5
Haiku # 12042, July 13, 2001 12:25 am ET
by Janis
good night sweet princess
i bid thee sweetest of dreams
don't hog the covers
Haiku # 12041, July 12, 2001 10:47 pm ET
by ap
there is no time nor
appropriate place to pass
into the ether

and given the choice,
nihilist notwithstanding,
i would explore there
Haiku # 12040, July 12, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by ap
testicles tickle
corrugated skin goosebumps
even the dog laughs
Haiku # 12039, July 12, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ap
if you think in shit
don't submit - WE DON'T NEED IT!
challenge yourself... NEXT!
Haiku # 12038, July 12, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by sheena
profligate fucker
puking up much bad haiku
pubic hair chokes me
Haiku # 12037, July 12, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ap
i love animals
'specially those that taste good
pigs are some good eats
Haiku # 12036, July 12, 2001 9:57 pm ET
by ap
late breaking haiku:
I submit at six-fifty
it doesn't get on

until nine-fifty!
why the delay? they're checking
just what I meant, first?.
Haiku # 12035, July 12, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by Miss Everything
high colonic mass
keep your hands in your pockets
the priest will notice
Haiku # 12034, July 12, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ap
katydid season
amazing singing insects
infest the woodlands

exuberant bugs
scream for female attention
reproduce and die

fuckers never vote
or apply for employment
smarter than moxie
Haiku # 12033, July 12, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by ap
we didn't go to
the moon, vegiegods refused
us. moonies don't get it.
Haiku # 12032, July 12, 2001 9:45 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
"We need a woman
president!" "Whatcha dubya
about? Ya got bushshsh-"
Haiku # 12031, July 12, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by Miss Everything
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