Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

testicles tickle
corrugated skin goosebumps
even the dog laughs
Haiku # 12039, July 12, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ap
if you think in shit
don't submit - WE DON'T NEED IT!
challenge yourself... NEXT!
Haiku # 12038, July 12, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by sheena
profligate fucker
puking up much bad haiku
pubic hair chokes me
Haiku # 12037, July 12, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ap
i love animals
'specially those that taste good
pigs are some good eats
Haiku # 12036, July 12, 2001 9:57 pm ET
by ap
late breaking haiku:
I submit at six-fifty
it doesn't get on

until nine-fifty!
why the delay? they're checking
just what I meant, first?.
Haiku # 12035, July 12, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by Miss Everything
high colonic mass
keep your hands in your pockets
the priest will notice
Haiku # 12034, July 12, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ap
katydid season
amazing singing insects
infest the woodlands

exuberant bugs
scream for female attention
reproduce and die

fuckers never vote
or apply for employment
smarter than moxie
Haiku # 12033, July 12, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by ap
we didn't go to
the moon, vegiegods refused
us. moonies don't get it.
Haiku # 12032, July 12, 2001 9:45 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
"We need a woman
president!" "Whatcha dubya
about? Ya got bushshsh-"
Haiku # 12031, July 12, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by Miss Everything
mentadent toothpaste
four tubes with two free refills
now this is living!
Haiku # 12030, July 12, 2001 9:36 pm ET
by ap
there's bunk. it's debunked
and the debunkers are debunked
but nobody debunks the punk!
Haiku # 12029, July 12, 2001 9:35 pm ET
by unconceding
last night was so bad
crotch crickets sang me to sleep
i hate their screeching
Haiku # 12028, July 12, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by ap
cat flute hair spitting
man, i hate when this happens
leave your scent in dust
Haiku # 12027, July 12, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by ap
sing the hump back song
boom shakalaka boom boom
get down get down get.......
Haiku # 12026, July 12, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by ap
lincoln, jefferson,
truman, adams, roosevelt.
we get clinton, bush.
Haiku # 12025, July 12, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by ap
this democracy
needs some fixin' real fast
no real choices
Haiku # 12024, July 12, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by ap
mental defective
sits in the oval office
religious right stooge
Haiku # 12023, July 12, 2001 8:53 pm ET
by ap
defensive missile
just benefits big business
fuck the rest of us
Haiku # 12022, July 12, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by ap
hey, you're right about
the crap - it's bbaaaadd - butt better
is there, too. why din't

you see it? check out:
Fibonacci sexretary,
she hit on a high F number.
Haiku # 12021, July 12, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by bboo of to sheena
hey, you're right about
the crap - it's bbaaaadd - butt better
is there, too. why din't

you see it? check out:
Fibonacci sexretary,
she hit on a high F number.
Haiku # 12020, July 12, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by bboo of to sheena
yes you did, ash, as
ap. everyone I know knows
you are the same one!
(so there, ha ha - see earlier input)
Haiku # 12019, July 12, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by bboo
Though the battle long
I'm glad to have a trophy
teletubby head
Haiku # 12018, July 12, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
welcome back sheena
this site gets more obscener
with crap and wiener
Haiku # 12017, July 12, 2001 4:53 am ET
by ash
you are mistaken
never said many were one
i am misquoted
Haiku # 12016, July 12, 2001 4:36 am ET
by ash
Silver bullet plane
connects horizon to sky
with its puffy thread
Haiku # 12015, July 12, 2001 12:06 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
That guy might be Nate
he thinks that his song is great
but it is ass-steak
Haiku # 12014, July 11, 2001 11:58 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
hello, i am nate
i like my song very much
my song, so screw you
Haiku # 12013, July 11, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by Shmig
Nate wrote a great song
about how he smoked his bong
but it was his dong
Haiku # 12012, July 11, 2001 11:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You can't unite the
species of toads, frogs, and slugs
in the clothes dryer

(at least not without them sticking to the sides)
Haiku # 12011, July 11, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Twirl little kitty
enjoy your ride in the box
on the sit and spin
Haiku # 12010, July 11, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
frenchy, old buddy
are ya out in the ether
vast vacuum of net?
Haiku # 12009, July 11, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by sheena
hey, it's been a while
how have you all been doing?
the 5 7 5

can we get back to
philosophy and humor
like it used to be?

i miss the old stuff
sexy, weird, intelligent
not just "shit" and "cock"
Haiku # 12008, July 11, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by sheena
I'm in Switzerland
Haiku # 12007, July 11, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by Moxie
ap/ash, you never
answered me, why do you think
so many are one

or Miss Everything,
she asked you what's our McVeigh's
location; you know?
Haiku # 12006, July 11, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by boo
fresh nicks, are they the
same as each other, let ap
figure it out, in.
Haiku # 12005, July 11, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by boo
would the worse poets
not be so often, think if
less is more so's WORSE.
Haiku # 12004, July 11, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by boo
I love you all anyhow...
Haiku # 12003, July 11, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Mox
sugarloaf was sweet
up a hill and down a hill
again, in the USA
Haiku # 12002, July 11, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Moxie
betty- blubber buns
where is she i want her bad
life can be so sweet
Haiku # 12001, July 11, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by king buzzo
I see you left jam on the desk
sticky jam
not even tasty
Haiku # 12000, July 11, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by Fatgrl of FL
Teotihuac
Haiku # 11999, July 11, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Are you okay, son?
"It's throbbing like buggery!"
Shit, paramedics....
Haiku # 11998, July 11, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
boneybaloney
.blogspot.com - shameful
self publicity
Haiku # 11997, July 11, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Jamie Oliver?
Cockney tosspot and dobber
Fuck right off mate
Haiku # 11996, July 11, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
It is a shocker
"Can I come on your tits, sir?"
Blushed, ran away
Haiku # 11995, July 11, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
actually, I'm back here.
I was here yesterday
sugarloafareachamber.org
Haiku # 11994, July 11, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Moxie
I am a bit crazy
but i also regard people
who live in this society

as liars living a riskless lie
Haiku # 11993, July 11, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Moxie
you know, people?
if I left here?
would you go "where's that moxie lunatic"

living real life..try it sometime
Haiku # 11992, July 11, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Mox
what did billy joel say about madmen?
you might be looking for one
Haiku # 11991, July 11, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Moxie
Light bothers my eyes
and coffee insults my brain
in this morning time
Haiku # 11990, July 11, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
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