Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

welcome back sheena
this site gets more obscener
with crap and wiener
Haiku # 12017, July 12, 2001 4:53 am ET
by ash
you are mistaken
never said many were one
i am misquoted
Haiku # 12016, July 12, 2001 4:36 am ET
by ash
Silver bullet plane
connects horizon to sky
with its puffy thread
Haiku # 12015, July 12, 2001 12:06 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
That guy might be Nate
he thinks that his song is great
but it is ass-steak
Haiku # 12014, July 11, 2001 11:58 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
hello, i am nate
i like my song very much
my song, so screw you
Haiku # 12013, July 11, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by Shmig
Nate wrote a great song
about how he smoked his bong
but it was his dong
Haiku # 12012, July 11, 2001 11:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You can't unite the
species of toads, frogs, and slugs
in the clothes dryer

(at least not without them sticking to the sides)
Haiku # 12011, July 11, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Twirl little kitty
enjoy your ride in the box
on the sit and spin
Haiku # 12010, July 11, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
frenchy, old buddy
are ya out in the ether
vast vacuum of net?
Haiku # 12009, July 11, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by sheena
hey, it's been a while
how have you all been doing?
the 5 7 5

can we get back to
philosophy and humor
like it used to be?

i miss the old stuff
sexy, weird, intelligent
not just "shit" and "cock"
Haiku # 12008, July 11, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by sheena
I'm in Switzerland
Haiku # 12007, July 11, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by Moxie
ap/ash, you never
answered me, why do you think
so many are one

or Miss Everything,
she asked you what's our McVeigh's
location; you know?
Haiku # 12006, July 11, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by boo
fresh nicks, are they the
same as each other, let ap
figure it out, in.
Haiku # 12005, July 11, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by boo
would the worse poets
not be so often, think if
less is more so's WORSE.
Haiku # 12004, July 11, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by boo
I love you all anyhow...
Haiku # 12003, July 11, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Mox
sugarloaf was sweet
up a hill and down a hill
again, in the USA
Haiku # 12002, July 11, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Moxie
betty- blubber buns
where is she i want her bad
life can be so sweet
Haiku # 12001, July 11, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by king buzzo
I see you left jam on the desk
sticky jam
not even tasty
Haiku # 12000, July 11, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by Fatgrl of FL
Teotihuac
Haiku # 11999, July 11, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Are you okay, son?
"It's throbbing like buggery!"
Shit, paramedics....
Haiku # 11998, July 11, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
boneybaloney
.blogspot.com - shameful
self publicity
Haiku # 11997, July 11, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Jamie Oliver?
Cockney tosspot and dobber
Fuck right off mate
Haiku # 11996, July 11, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
It is a shocker
"Can I come on your tits, sir?"
Blushed, ran away
Haiku # 11995, July 11, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
actually, I'm back here.
I was here yesterday
sugarloafareachamber.org
Haiku # 11994, July 11, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Moxie
I am a bit crazy
but i also regard people
who live in this society

as liars living a riskless lie
Haiku # 11993, July 11, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Moxie
you know, people?
if I left here?
would you go "where's that moxie lunatic"

living real life..try it sometime
Haiku # 11992, July 11, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Mox
what did billy joel say about madmen?
you might be looking for one
Haiku # 11991, July 11, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Moxie
Light bothers my eyes
and coffee insults my brain
in this morning time
Haiku # 11990, July 11, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Little frog hopping
making his way through this life
three feet at a time
Haiku # 11989, July 11, 2001 11:27 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Floor begins to shake
and thunder begins to quake
oh it's blubber buns
Haiku # 11988, July 11, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Flat screen monitor
all pretty like... really is
a flat screen carrot
Haiku # 11987, July 11, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Coffee jolts my mind
back into a weary day
blood for the undead
Haiku # 11986, July 11, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
moxie's off his tree
he's a complete basket case
he's off his rocker
Haiku # 11985, July 11, 2001 3:12 am ET
by mellie
more severe storms
higher temperatures floods
greenhouse polution

water shortages
mosquito borne diseases
george bush turned away

gratification
why not ratification?
bush is a wanker
Haiku # 11984, July 11, 2001 3:10 am ET
by mellie
Lovely Dallas girl
I did ask her for her heart
She asked for it too.
Haiku # 11983, July 11, 2001 2:11 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
i wait for the mail
but the mailman doesn't show
great disappointment
Haiku # 11982, July 11, 2001 1:09 am ET
by ash
Lovely Dallas girl
I asked for her heart... she asked
for a bank statement
Haiku # 11981, July 11, 2001 12:48 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Mostly viscous goo
this swirling and twirling poo
what poem say you?
Haiku # 11980, July 11, 2001 12:46 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Love pointed the gun.
Why look into the barrel?
I asked love blindly.
Haiku # 11979, July 11, 2001 12:13 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I've been blasted by
Loves' death ray stun gun again
left sick and alone.
Haiku # 11978, July 11, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Kinder, I've not seen
thornless stem with brightest green
how your petals teem
Haiku # 11977, July 11, 2001 12:03 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Do you stop to think
about all the stuff you drink
behind all these links?
Haiku # 11976, July 10, 2001 11:58 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Pixel pushers pray
I will read their points today
till I see their way
Haiku # 11975, July 10, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Silly lines and splines
light pixels upon their way
curling out my thoughts
Haiku # 11974, July 10, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
My bucket will drain
with each moment I am here
take some life to drink
Haiku # 11973, July 10, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I submit flowers two
raise the spirit, wash the blue
bloom to each of you
Haiku # 11972, July 10, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
dead sea scurrilous
corruptions never die? always lie!
wastington dead. see?
Haiku # 11971, July 10, 2001 5:35 pm ET
by McVeigh
Heard at a race track:
"Please do not throw chicken bones
on to the race track"
Haiku # 11970, July 10, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by racecar
Heard at a race track:
"Please do not throw chicken bones
on to the race track"
Haiku # 11969, July 10, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by racecar
some are on the front
lines here, others in the john,
"they also serve who
merely shit and watch."
Haiku # 11968, July 10, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by sargeant insurgent
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