Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

sugarloaf was sweet
up a hill and down a hill
again, in the USA
Haiku # 12002, July 11, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Moxie
betty- blubber buns
where is she i want her bad
life can be so sweet
Haiku # 12001, July 11, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by king buzzo
I see you left jam on the desk
sticky jam
not even tasty
Haiku # 12000, July 11, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by Fatgrl of FL
Teotihuac
Haiku # 11999, July 11, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Are you okay, son?
"It's throbbing like buggery!"
Shit, paramedics....
Haiku # 11998, July 11, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
boneybaloney
.blogspot.com - shameful
self publicity
Haiku # 11997, July 11, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Jamie Oliver?
Cockney tosspot and dobber
Fuck right off mate
Haiku # 11996, July 11, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
It is a shocker
"Can I come on your tits, sir?"
Blushed, ran away
Haiku # 11995, July 11, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
actually, I'm back here.
I was here yesterday
sugarloafareachamber.org
Haiku # 11994, July 11, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Moxie
I am a bit crazy
but i also regard people
who live in this society

as liars living a riskless lie
Haiku # 11993, July 11, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Moxie
you know, people?
if I left here?
would you go "where's that moxie lunatic"

living real life..try it sometime
Haiku # 11992, July 11, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Mox
what did billy joel say about madmen?
you might be looking for one
Haiku # 11991, July 11, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Moxie
Light bothers my eyes
and coffee insults my brain
in this morning time
Haiku # 11990, July 11, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Little frog hopping
making his way through this life
three feet at a time
Haiku # 11989, July 11, 2001 11:27 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Floor begins to shake
and thunder begins to quake
oh it's blubber buns
Haiku # 11988, July 11, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Flat screen monitor
all pretty like... really is
a flat screen carrot
Haiku # 11987, July 11, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Coffee jolts my mind
back into a weary day
blood for the undead
Haiku # 11986, July 11, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
moxie's off his tree
he's a complete basket case
he's off his rocker
Haiku # 11985, July 11, 2001 3:12 am ET
by mellie
more severe storms
higher temperatures floods
greenhouse polution

water shortages
mosquito borne diseases
george bush turned away

gratification
why not ratification?
bush is a wanker
Haiku # 11984, July 11, 2001 3:10 am ET
by mellie
Lovely Dallas girl
I did ask her for her heart
She asked for it too.
Haiku # 11983, July 11, 2001 2:11 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
i wait for the mail
but the mailman doesn't show
great disappointment
Haiku # 11982, July 11, 2001 1:09 am ET
by ash
Lovely Dallas girl
I asked for her heart... she asked
for a bank statement
Haiku # 11981, July 11, 2001 12:48 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Mostly viscous goo
this swirling and twirling poo
what poem say you?
Haiku # 11980, July 11, 2001 12:46 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Love pointed the gun.
Why look into the barrel?
I asked love blindly.
Haiku # 11979, July 11, 2001 12:13 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I've been blasted by
Loves' death ray stun gun again
left sick and alone.
Haiku # 11978, July 11, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Kinder, I've not seen
thornless stem with brightest green
how your petals teem
Haiku # 11977, July 11, 2001 12:03 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Do you stop to think
about all the stuff you drink
behind all these links?
Haiku # 11976, July 10, 2001 11:58 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Pixel pushers pray
I will read their points today
till I see their way
Haiku # 11975, July 10, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Silly lines and splines
light pixels upon their way
curling out my thoughts
Haiku # 11974, July 10, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
My bucket will drain
with each moment I am here
take some life to drink
Haiku # 11973, July 10, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I submit flowers two
raise the spirit, wash the blue
bloom to each of you
Haiku # 11972, July 10, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
dead sea scurrilous
corruptions never die? always lie!
wastington dead. see?
Haiku # 11971, July 10, 2001 5:35 pm ET
by McVeigh
Heard at a race track:
"Please do not throw chicken bones
on to the race track"
Haiku # 11970, July 10, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by racecar
Heard at a race track:
"Please do not throw chicken bones
on to the race track"
Haiku # 11969, July 10, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by racecar
some are on the front
lines here, others in the john,
"they also serve who
merely shit and watch."
Haiku # 11968, July 10, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by sargeant insurgent
Roller-derby girl
whips up the wall with the snap
of her black sports bra
Haiku # 11967, July 10, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Barage of haiku
strikes chest. like baby chickens
from tennis ball gun
Haiku # 11966, July 10, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The haiku I spew
is sometimes poo, sometimes true
always bad haiku
Haiku # 11965, July 10, 2001 4:17 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Freedom of structure
is a blessing to us all
each can use his own
Haiku # 11964, July 10, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Lost a friend today
he was shot. dead. his haiku
was really awful
Haiku # 11963, July 10, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Surprise, it hits me
stunned to realize haiku
is serious stuff
Haiku # 11962, July 10, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
ap and ash are saying
the same things they must be one
psychopathic shmoo.

how can good poets
be non-personable? it's
the shit smearers who aren't.
Haiku # 11961, July 10, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by boo
oh, and I don't think
McVeigh is really McVeigh.
What's his location?
Haiku # 11960, July 10, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by Miss Everything
Boo answers you, too.
I am not anyone but me.
Mox? McVeigh? yuk, NO!

what makes you think... what?
anyone you don't know is
all the same person?
Haiku # 11959, July 10, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything of to 11891 ap
Boo answers you, too.
I am not anyone but me.
Mox? McVeigh? yuk, NO!

what makes you think... what?
anyone you don't know is
all the same person?
Haiku # 11958, July 10, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything of to 11891 ap
Claus Oldenberg sculptures
are just too danged big
even Dubya would smile
I hope
Haiku # 11957, July 10, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by Moxie
you ask ASL
in the chatworld
and you get bum rushed by some

a real burger
is better with fries
haba daba
Haiku # 11956, July 10, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by Moxie
still life with bacon
tomato drips mayonaise
somebody feed me
Haiku # 11955, July 10, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by ap
another place said
you're not Christian,
shoot the messenger.

But it is all moods
legalities, poetries, possibilities
beliefs. But beware him

In the Place of Desolation
Haiku # 11954, July 10, 2001 11:31 am ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 11953, July 10, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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