Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Freedom of structure
is a blessing to us all
each can use his own
Haiku # 11964, July 10, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Lost a friend today
he was shot. dead. his haiku
was really awful
Haiku # 11963, July 10, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Surprise, it hits me
stunned to realize haiku
is serious stuff
Haiku # 11962, July 10, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
ap and ash are saying
the same things they must be one
psychopathic shmoo.

how can good poets
be non-personable? it's
the shit smearers who aren't.
Haiku # 11961, July 10, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by boo
oh, and I don't think
McVeigh is really McVeigh.
What's his location?
Haiku # 11960, July 10, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by Miss Everything
Boo answers you, too.
I am not anyone but me.
Mox? McVeigh? yuk, NO!

what makes you think... what?
anyone you don't know is
all the same person?
Haiku # 11959, July 10, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything of to 11891 ap
Boo answers you, too.
I am not anyone but me.
Mox? McVeigh? yuk, NO!

what makes you think... what?
anyone you don't know is
all the same person?
Haiku # 11958, July 10, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything of to 11891 ap
Claus Oldenberg sculptures
are just too danged big
even Dubya would smile
I hope
Haiku # 11957, July 10, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by Moxie
you ask ASL
in the chatworld
and you get bum rushed by some

a real burger
is better with fries
haba daba
Haiku # 11956, July 10, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by Moxie
still life with bacon
tomato drips mayonaise
somebody feed me
Haiku # 11955, July 10, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by ap
another place said
you're not Christian,
shoot the messenger.

But it is all moods
legalities, poetries, possibilities
beliefs. But beware him

In the Place of Desolation
Haiku # 11954, July 10, 2001 11:31 am ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 11953, July 10, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
this is an odd soap opera
these moments of pashion
a literal mind translates slowly

like the Good Book, or Books I
have not read. with so much "chaos"
yet, there is so much to be done
Haiku # 11952, July 10, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Moxie
conservative, I don't know what that is
a reflection on the past or the past as future?
this is not always good but
not always evil, but who are you in the office?
Are you here with us now?
Haiku # 11951, July 10, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Moxie
Moxie was a tradition
created as a nerve tonic
and became, tastes bad

but acquired tastes
I became Moxie to reflect
I do not give up

But I am not always sweet
Haiku # 11950, July 10, 2001 11:16 am ET
by Moxie

I met Alan Jackson last night
not the country singer but
a man by that same name
I did not believe him, Mr. "Classy" here
but at Mic Mac he proved me wrong, and I smiled
For once I smiled
Haiku # 11949, July 10, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Moxie
It's Naked Lunch
that's been a bible of mine
it is like St John met
Allen Ginsburg
Haiku # 11948, July 10, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Moxie
fish caught on a hook
again, wriggling, will they throw
me back, me torn and wise
Haiku # 11947, July 10, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Moxie
recover you joy
toss out that good book moxie
it's driving you mad

feel beauty look out
not at the muggers and filth
just try to have fun
Haiku # 11946, July 10, 2001 11:02 am ET
by mellie
the nosferatu
waiting for the stake of those
who would kill over liberate
Haiku # 11945, July 10, 2001 11:01 am ET
by Mox
Haiku # 11944, July 10, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11943, July 10, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11942, July 10, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What's going on?
Here I am worrying about
net people. You're real

what's the real you like
what is he, what is she?
what are they that felt my stings?
Haiku # 11941, July 10, 2001 10:49 am ET
by Moxie
time was on my side
thought I was on top of him
then I rolled over

he has that effect
because he is the master
my heart was pounding
Haiku # 11940, July 10, 2001 10:45 am ET
by mellie
I don't want to be
a part of this place anymore
my choices cost me my happiness
Haiku # 11939, July 10, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Mox
Haiku # 11938, July 10, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
with nothing to say
your eloquence says it all
unsubmittingly
Haiku # 11937, July 10, 2001 10:38 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 11936, July 10, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11935, July 10, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11934, July 10, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11933, July 10, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
so what would i care ?
more than you could imagine
but less than i could
Haiku # 11932, July 10, 2001 8:07 am ET
by ash
mentally disturbed
many personalities
none personable
Haiku # 11931, July 10, 2001 1:41 am ET
by ash
slash back mono lock
up AOL legal up
date NSA dot
Haiku # 11930, July 10, 2001 12:42 am ET
by argh
Slash, jump, stick, jump, yah!
jump bat slash bird, windmill star
ninja gaiden war!!!
Haiku # 11929, July 9, 2001 11:00 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bundled up and blue
I will sit and wait for you
freezing cold haiku
Haiku # 11928, July 9, 2001 10:57 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Quart of motor oil
and squirming black sea otter
in the tub with me
Haiku # 11927, July 9, 2001 10:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
i defer to you
there is no controversy
and it ain't haiku
Haiku # 11926, July 9, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by ap
artful expression
medical phenomenom
laid out here for you
Haiku # 11925, July 9, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by ap
medically speaking
psychiatric perspective
its like a train wreck
Haiku # 11924, July 9, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by ap
look at all of the
characters he created
boo mcveigh others
Haiku # 11923, July 9, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ap
without quality
lacking qualification
you call that haiku ?
Haiku # 11922, July 9, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by ash
wasting electrons
creating a pile of shit
with little merit
Haiku # 11921, July 9, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by ash
art or artifice
the eye of the beholder
might need some plucking
Haiku # 11920, July 9, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by ash
convince me you know
my style and my subject
even use my name
Haiku # 11919, July 9, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by ap
go ahead moxie
write an ap bad haiku
convince me you're good
Haiku # 11918, July 9, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by ap
Woah boy
they need 15 tomatoes
for tomorrow
Haiku # 11917, July 9, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Moxie
in the chaos
find that wonderful eye
sit, relax and let the storm go
Haiku # 11916, July 9, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by Moxie
submit to the falcon, it is
time to say good bye to mandate monday
Haiku # 11915, July 9, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Moxie
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