Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...


I met Alan Jackson last night
not the country singer but
a man by that same name
I did not believe him, Mr. "Classy" here
but at Mic Mac he proved me wrong, and I smiled
For once I smiled
Haiku # 11949, July 10, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Moxie
It's Naked Lunch
that's been a bible of mine
it is like St John met
Allen Ginsburg
Haiku # 11948, July 10, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Moxie
fish caught on a hook
again, wriggling, will they throw
me back, me torn and wise
Haiku # 11947, July 10, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Moxie
recover you joy
toss out that good book moxie
it's driving you mad

feel beauty look out
not at the muggers and filth
just try to have fun
Haiku # 11946, July 10, 2001 11:02 am ET
by mellie
the nosferatu
waiting for the stake of those
who would kill over liberate
Haiku # 11945, July 10, 2001 11:01 am ET
by Mox
Haiku # 11944, July 10, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11943, July 10, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11942, July 10, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What's going on?
Here I am worrying about
net people. You're real

what's the real you like
what is he, what is she?
what are they that felt my stings?
Haiku # 11941, July 10, 2001 10:49 am ET
by Moxie
time was on my side
thought I was on top of him
then I rolled over

he has that effect
because he is the master
my heart was pounding
Haiku # 11940, July 10, 2001 10:45 am ET
by mellie
I don't want to be
a part of this place anymore
my choices cost me my happiness
Haiku # 11939, July 10, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Mox
Haiku # 11938, July 10, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
with nothing to say
your eloquence says it all
unsubmittingly
Haiku # 11937, July 10, 2001 10:38 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 11936, July 10, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11935, July 10, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11934, July 10, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11933, July 10, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
so what would i care ?
more than you could imagine
but less than i could
Haiku # 11932, July 10, 2001 8:07 am ET
by ash
mentally disturbed
many personalities
none personable
Haiku # 11931, July 10, 2001 1:41 am ET
by ash
slash back mono lock
up AOL legal up
date NSA dot
Haiku # 11930, July 10, 2001 12:42 am ET
by argh
Slash, jump, stick, jump, yah!
jump bat slash bird, windmill star
ninja gaiden war!!!
Haiku # 11929, July 9, 2001 11:00 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bundled up and blue
I will sit and wait for you
freezing cold haiku
Haiku # 11928, July 9, 2001 10:57 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Quart of motor oil
and squirming black sea otter
in the tub with me
Haiku # 11927, July 9, 2001 10:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
i defer to you
there is no controversy
and it ain't haiku
Haiku # 11926, July 9, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by ap
artful expression
medical phenomenom
laid out here for you
Haiku # 11925, July 9, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by ap
medically speaking
psychiatric perspective
its like a train wreck
Haiku # 11924, July 9, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by ap
look at all of the
characters he created
boo mcveigh others
Haiku # 11923, July 9, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ap
without quality
lacking qualification
you call that haiku ?
Haiku # 11922, July 9, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by ash
wasting electrons
creating a pile of shit
with little merit
Haiku # 11921, July 9, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by ash
art or artifice
the eye of the beholder
might need some plucking
Haiku # 11920, July 9, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by ash
convince me you know
my style and my subject
even use my name
Haiku # 11919, July 9, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by ap
go ahead moxie
write an ap bad haiku
convince me you're good
Haiku # 11918, July 9, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by ap
Woah boy
they need 15 tomatoes
for tomorrow
Haiku # 11917, July 9, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Moxie
in the chaos
find that wonderful eye
sit, relax and let the storm go
Haiku # 11916, July 9, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by Moxie
submit to the falcon, it is
time to say good bye to mandate monday
Haiku # 11915, July 9, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Moxie
the endless stream of all those people there
standing welcome in the midst of pool hall smoke
that's heaven, a fucking pool hall
Haiku # 11914, July 9, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The kind of beer that shuts the mouth and makes one listen to the clear everflowing thought of nothing and everyone is supttering hallelujah in Presque Isle
Haiku # 11913, July 9, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by Moxie
any kind of beer
Haiku # 11912, July 9, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by Moxie
Wish I had a beer...
Haiku # 11911, July 9, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by Moxie
whatr did that stand for
the PX of Chicago
Moxie has a P-38
Haiku # 11910, July 9, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by PXC
shasta regards and give thanks
Moxie has a danish
old duke, bowflex and to tomorrow
Haiku # 11909, July 9, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by Moxie
we crawl on the chaos run
the chaos is everywhere
we can hear the splattering runs
on the news and nothing more
Haiku # 11908, July 9, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by Mox
I gee I don't know
sit on AIDS, twist a while
and destroy the disease
of social life
Haiku # 11907, July 9, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by Moxie
we are all something
everything is nothing
Haiku # 11906, July 9, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Moxie
I am not you, you are not me
Haiku # 11905, July 9, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Mox
I am all of you, you are me
Haiku # 11904, July 9, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Moxie
the wind died down
the rain died down
the crops grew
Haiku # 11903, July 9, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Mox
yes, you are quite good
quite a few of your works
are very good
Haiku # 11902, July 9, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Moxie
I am too much into defying the games of power
to play them, hence
I am trying to play them
Haiku # 11901, July 9, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Moxie
you stll can't fuckin
Haiku # 11900, July 9, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by ap
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