Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

without quality
lacking qualification
you call that haiku ?
Haiku # 11922, July 9, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by ash
wasting electrons
creating a pile of shit
with little merit
Haiku # 11921, July 9, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by ash
art or artifice
the eye of the beholder
might need some plucking
Haiku # 11920, July 9, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by ash
convince me you know
my style and my subject
even use my name
Haiku # 11919, July 9, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by ap
go ahead moxie
write an ap bad haiku
convince me you're good
Haiku # 11918, July 9, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by ap
Woah boy
they need 15 tomatoes
for tomorrow
Haiku # 11917, July 9, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Moxie
in the chaos
find that wonderful eye
sit, relax and let the storm go
Haiku # 11916, July 9, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by Moxie
submit to the falcon, it is
time to say good bye to mandate monday
Haiku # 11915, July 9, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Moxie
the endless stream of all those people there
standing welcome in the midst of pool hall smoke
that's heaven, a fucking pool hall
Haiku # 11914, July 9, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The kind of beer that shuts the mouth and makes one listen to the clear everflowing thought of nothing and everyone is supttering hallelujah in Presque Isle
Haiku # 11913, July 9, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by Moxie
any kind of beer
Haiku # 11912, July 9, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by Moxie
Wish I had a beer...
Haiku # 11911, July 9, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by Moxie
whatr did that stand for
the PX of Chicago
Moxie has a P-38
Haiku # 11910, July 9, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by PXC
shasta regards and give thanks
Moxie has a danish
old duke, bowflex and to tomorrow
Haiku # 11909, July 9, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by Moxie
we crawl on the chaos run
the chaos is everywhere
we can hear the splattering runs
on the news and nothing more
Haiku # 11908, July 9, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by Mox
I gee I don't know
sit on AIDS, twist a while
and destroy the disease
of social life
Haiku # 11907, July 9, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by Moxie
we are all something
everything is nothing
Haiku # 11906, July 9, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Moxie
I am not you, you are not me
Haiku # 11905, July 9, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Mox
I am all of you, you are me
Haiku # 11904, July 9, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Moxie
the wind died down
the rain died down
the crops grew
Haiku # 11903, July 9, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Mox
yes, you are quite good
quite a few of your works
are very good
Haiku # 11902, July 9, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Moxie
I am too much into defying the games of power
to play them, hence
I am trying to play them
Haiku # 11901, July 9, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Moxie
you stll can't fuckin
Haiku # 11900, July 9, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by ap
I'm not any of those
why do you even think you need or can
figure us all out as if we're you?
No one comments on the GOOD stuff
which is washed out,
washed along by shatroom drivel
Haiku # 11899, July 9, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by boo
I am Moxie, no more
Haiku # 11898, July 9, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by Moxie
Timothy Leary
had his head frozen
that bothered me
Haiku # 11897, July 9, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by Moxie
i'm very impressed.
so many characters in
one writer at once?
Haiku # 11896, July 9, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by ap
tim is dead
let him be dead
Haiku # 11895, July 9, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by Mox
If I could shut up
a second and stop responding
then
maybe you'd say something too
Haiku # 11894, July 9, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by Moxie
we are all anaonyous
poet...
Haiku # 11893, July 9, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by Moxie
If moxie has a cock
then
why are you telling me?
Haiku # 11892, July 9, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Moxie
so you're all the same?
moxie, boo, miss everything
mcveigh and others?
Haiku # 11891, July 9, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by ap
street talk
the city makes you stupid
walk in the country
Haiku # 11890, July 9, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Moxie
ah, the dig...
it is an excuse to hate a group
it is fear
Haiku # 11889, July 9, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by Moxie
no fucking shit man
you would be scary but no
mopsy has a crop
Haiku # 11888, July 9, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by bruce
Hit on this...
who hits on you?
what do you do that makes you
better than...
Haiku # 11887, July 9, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Moxie
so you're all the same?
incredible, honestly...
i'm very impressed.
Haiku # 11886, July 9, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by ap
I would like to like you but
I don;t
Haiku # 11885, July 9, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Moxie
that would be better...I would not like the likes of you there
Haiku # 11884, July 9, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by Mox
she does?
then whipe and whipe again
superiority complexes
are ego constipation for liberals
hurt by conservative scum
Haiku # 11883, July 9, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by Moxie
if you had your own
page - no one would hit on you...
That's why- @<--- You Are Here
Haiku # 11882, July 9, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by boo
And call me when you get to oregon
the chai is fucking excellent
Haiku # 11881, July 9, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by Mox
that makes sense to me
even drivel has its place
mommy wipes my ass
Haiku # 11880, July 9, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by ap
I'm ok, you're ok
the number of the beast is radish
react and get laid
Haiku # 11879, July 9, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by Moxie
Eat the sail the wind
of matzos on the high
sail and wish no more you are this
Haiku # 11878, July 9, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by Moxie
three faces of eve
houston we have a problem
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11877, July 9, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by ap
diddle, don't drivel
but don't tinkle and drivel
tinkle first - then drive.
Haiku # 11876, July 9, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by Miss Everything
chtty she bop be
blessed, tick off the good friends and leave
Rivendell to the Beast
I need to go to switzerland
and eat cukoo clocks
Haiku # 11875, July 9, 2001 7:05 pm ET
by Moxie
drivel is art
LHOOQ
Haiku # 11874, July 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by Moxie
if yer gonna fuck
with me, schtup up and glisten...
oo ee oo ah ah -
-ting tang walla walla bing bang.
Haiku # 11873, July 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by Miss Everything
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