Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

diddle, don't drivel
but don't tinkle and drivel
tinkle first - then drive.
Haiku # 11876, July 9, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by Miss Everything
chtty she bop be
blessed, tick off the good friends and leave
Rivendell to the Beast
I need to go to switzerland
and eat cukoo clocks
Haiku # 11875, July 9, 2001 7:05 pm ET
by Moxie
drivel is art
LHOOQ
Haiku # 11874, July 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by Moxie
if yer gonna fuck
with me, schtup up and glisten...
oo ee oo ah ah -
-ting tang walla walla bing bang.
Haiku # 11873, July 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by Miss Everything
change the channel
Haiku # 11872, July 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by Moxie
Yukio Mishima
Was gay? And look what happened to him
He should have lived and given honor
I could not watch that movie
Haiku # 11871, July 9, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by Moxie
all drivel all the
time just one hundred percent
whining and drivel
Haiku # 11870, July 9, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by ap
and huston smith
had it right
he wasn't an asshole like myself is now
Haiku # 11869, July 9, 2001 7:02 pm ET
by moxie
what isn't bullshit?
type it ap, do it!
stop critiquing and create!
Haiku # 11868, July 9, 2001 7:02 pm ET
by Moxie
Condit was whiff Smith
whife Levy was wiff Condit.
bodies in motiffe.
Haiku # 11867, July 9, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
uncuntseeing cak
drivel, bullshit, drivel
codswallop,bullshit
Haiku # 11866, July 9, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by ap
they are lost
waiting to be found
because Earth is the womb of Heaven and Hell
Haiku # 11865, July 9, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Moxie
Many hurt feelings
cannot be turned aside
Haiku # 11864, July 9, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by Moxie
drivel then, what is this
define it
then define what isn't
Haiku # 11863, July 9, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by Mox
drivel is what you want?
these are bad haiku
snort cheese fa chou ming
Haiku # 11862, July 9, 2001 6:59 pm ET
by Moxie
I am not the shut up who said "drivel"
I am not either "uncuntseeing"
you "poets" need to suffer more
and drivel about drivel less
Haiku # 11861, July 9, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by unconceding
I stand before
the last days of my life
and realize I have longer to live
damn
Haiku # 11860, July 9, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by Moxie
ap, is that short for anonymous poet?
Haiku # 11859, July 9, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by Moxie
what will be will be
timothy mcveigh was
he should not have done what he did
he could have been something
bury him
raise saints up worthy to mock his worthless
memory
Haiku # 11858, July 9, 2001 6:56 pm ET
by Mox
Fuck. Mox go easy.
You'll get all excited and
spill your fuckin' milk.
Haiku # 11857, July 9, 2001 6:55 pm ET
by ap
it is this
Haiku # 11856, July 9, 2001 6:55 pm ET
by Moxie
you are all Moxies
Haiku # 11855, July 9, 2001 6:54 pm ET
by Moxie
Your mind is
Haiku # 11854, July 9, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by Moxie
sickie in New York-
this is typing haiku net
you aren't hitting SHIT!
Haiku # 11853, July 9, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by boo
Ia Ia Shub Niggurath
Come Spring
and let home devour thy souls
Haiku # 11852, July 9, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by Mox
you're right, not drivel
bullshit, paranoia, dumb
drivel is too good
Haiku # 11851, July 9, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by uncuntseeing
Too much freedom holds people back
if they are simple they don't know what the
hell it is they can't do and go ahead and do
it anyways
Haiku # 11850, July 9, 2001 6:50 pm ET
by Moxie
Too much freedom holds people back
if they are simple they don't know what the
hell it is they can't do and go ahead and do
it anyways
Haiku # 11849, July 9, 2001 6:50 pm ET
by Moxie
I see a bunch of
people self preoccupied
too much of myself in you
a bunch of Moxies
Haiku # 11848, July 9, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by Mox
stop calling it drivel
Haiku # 11847, July 9, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by Moxie
I didn't have the strength to leave you in peace.
but enough backstabbing
Haiku # 11846, July 9, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by Moxie
what the fuck do you
mean by this fuckin drivel
you never make sense
Haiku # 11845, July 9, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by uncuntseeing of PA
I have enough anger and violence as it is, I don't need yours
Haiku # 11844, July 9, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Like a river or a field, without the bullying
Haiku # 11843, July 9, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by Moxie
I said, peace.
Haiku # 11842, July 9, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by Moxie
Condit democrat:
sooo baaad. if repukelickin'
we'd still not know yet.
Haiku # 11841, July 9, 2001 6:34 pm ET
by unconceding
if you have any
things to hear from me, shut up
and listen- what... what?
Haiku # 11840, July 9, 2001 6:32 pm ET
by unconceding
whining and whining
new snow tires don't compete
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11839, July 9, 2001 6:32 pm ET
by ap
if you got something
to say to me, shut up and
type it out. what?.. WHAT!!
Haiku # 11838, July 9, 2001 6:30 pm ET
by unconceding
Please shut the fuck up!
It's called bad haiku, you dolt!
Not boring drivel!

Haiku # 11837, July 9, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by shut up!
Sorry Moxie, I just
couldn't resist.Keep
up the bad work!
Haiku # 11836, July 9, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by Joe of New York
Moxie babbles shit!
Growling like a big fat dog.
Fetch Moxie, go fetch!
Haiku # 11835, July 9, 2001 5:02 pm ET
by Joe of New York
Look at me, pretty, pretty me;
am I not wisdomful? Intelligented? Radiantsome?
Come, bathe in my smartsitude
and drink of my irrideffervescence.
I am the way to my own enlightenmentipiscipality.
Are you in a state of impressedity?
Haiku # 11834, July 9, 2001 4:14 pm ET
by Moxie-proxy of My own delerium of enlightenment
This is over, I leave you in peace
Haiku # 11833, July 9, 2001 3:50 pm ET
by Moxie
Turn around and tear it
to bottomless shreds
aimless wanderings
meaningless generations
Haiku # 11832, July 9, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Moxie
Freedom is the ultimate constraint
we are all lost
especially those who seek approval
Haiku # 11831, July 9, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Moxie
Some Internet Chick:
Two Hundred ninety hours left
"S.I.C" no more
Haiku # 11830, July 9, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by Saint
Lets not be angry
Lets talk about something nice
like my flatulence
Haiku # 11829, July 9, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by Saint
So young so angry
damn that rap music. Such tones
taken with others. :(
Haiku # 11828, July 9, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by Saint
Maybe someday soon
I can tell you the story
Maybe you will see
Haiku # 11827, July 9, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
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