Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

What's going on?
Here I am worrying about
net people. You're real

what's the real you like
what is he, what is she?
what are they that felt my stings?
Haiku # 11941, July 10, 2001 10:49 am ET
by Moxie
time was on my side
thought I was on top of him
then I rolled over

he has that effect
because he is the master
my heart was pounding
Haiku # 11940, July 10, 2001 10:45 am ET
by mellie
I don't want to be
a part of this place anymore
my choices cost me my happiness
Haiku # 11939, July 10, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Mox
Haiku # 11938, July 10, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
with nothing to say
your eloquence says it all
unsubmittingly
Haiku # 11937, July 10, 2001 10:38 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 11936, July 10, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11935, July 10, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11934, July 10, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11933, July 10, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
so what would i care ?
more than you could imagine
but less than i could
Haiku # 11932, July 10, 2001 8:07 am ET
by ash
mentally disturbed
many personalities
none personable
Haiku # 11931, July 10, 2001 1:41 am ET
by ash
slash back mono lock
up AOL legal up
date NSA dot
Haiku # 11930, July 10, 2001 12:42 am ET
by argh
Slash, jump, stick, jump, yah!
jump bat slash bird, windmill star
ninja gaiden war!!!
Haiku # 11929, July 9, 2001 11:00 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bundled up and blue
I will sit and wait for you
freezing cold haiku
Haiku # 11928, July 9, 2001 10:57 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Quart of motor oil
and squirming black sea otter
in the tub with me
Haiku # 11927, July 9, 2001 10:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
i defer to you
there is no controversy
and it ain't haiku
Haiku # 11926, July 9, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by ap
artful expression
medical phenomenom
laid out here for you
Haiku # 11925, July 9, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by ap
medically speaking
psychiatric perspective
its like a train wreck
Haiku # 11924, July 9, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by ap
look at all of the
characters he created
boo mcveigh others
Haiku # 11923, July 9, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ap
without quality
lacking qualification
you call that haiku ?
Haiku # 11922, July 9, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by ash
wasting electrons
creating a pile of shit
with little merit
Haiku # 11921, July 9, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by ash
art or artifice
the eye of the beholder
might need some plucking
Haiku # 11920, July 9, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by ash
convince me you know
my style and my subject
even use my name
Haiku # 11919, July 9, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by ap
go ahead moxie
write an ap bad haiku
convince me you're good
Haiku # 11918, July 9, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by ap
Woah boy
they need 15 tomatoes
for tomorrow
Haiku # 11917, July 9, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Moxie
in the chaos
find that wonderful eye
sit, relax and let the storm go
Haiku # 11916, July 9, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by Moxie
submit to the falcon, it is
time to say good bye to mandate monday
Haiku # 11915, July 9, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Moxie
the endless stream of all those people there
standing welcome in the midst of pool hall smoke
that's heaven, a fucking pool hall
Haiku # 11914, July 9, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The kind of beer that shuts the mouth and makes one listen to the clear everflowing thought of nothing and everyone is supttering hallelujah in Presque Isle
Haiku # 11913, July 9, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by Moxie
any kind of beer
Haiku # 11912, July 9, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by Moxie
Wish I had a beer...
Haiku # 11911, July 9, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by Moxie
whatr did that stand for
the PX of Chicago
Moxie has a P-38
Haiku # 11910, July 9, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by PXC
shasta regards and give thanks
Moxie has a danish
old duke, bowflex and to tomorrow
Haiku # 11909, July 9, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by Moxie
we crawl on the chaos run
the chaos is everywhere
we can hear the splattering runs
on the news and nothing more
Haiku # 11908, July 9, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by Mox
I gee I don't know
sit on AIDS, twist a while
and destroy the disease
of social life
Haiku # 11907, July 9, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by Moxie
we are all something
everything is nothing
Haiku # 11906, July 9, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Moxie
I am not you, you are not me
Haiku # 11905, July 9, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Mox
I am all of you, you are me
Haiku # 11904, July 9, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Moxie
the wind died down
the rain died down
the crops grew
Haiku # 11903, July 9, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Mox
yes, you are quite good
quite a few of your works
are very good
Haiku # 11902, July 9, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Moxie
I am too much into defying the games of power
to play them, hence
I am trying to play them
Haiku # 11901, July 9, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Moxie
you stll can't fuckin
Haiku # 11900, July 9, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by ap
I'm not any of those
why do you even think you need or can
figure us all out as if we're you?
No one comments on the GOOD stuff
which is washed out,
washed along by shatroom drivel
Haiku # 11899, July 9, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by boo
I am Moxie, no more
Haiku # 11898, July 9, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by Moxie
Timothy Leary
had his head frozen
that bothered me
Haiku # 11897, July 9, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by Moxie
i'm very impressed.
so many characters in
one writer at once?
Haiku # 11896, July 9, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by ap
tim is dead
let him be dead
Haiku # 11895, July 9, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by Mox
If I could shut up
a second and stop responding
then
maybe you'd say something too
Haiku # 11894, July 9, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by Moxie
we are all anaonyous
poet...
Haiku # 11893, July 9, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by Moxie
If moxie has a cock
then
why are you telling me?
Haiku # 11892, July 9, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Moxie
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