Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78009 Haiku later...
Boo answers you, too.
I am not anyone but me.
Mox? McVeigh? yuk, NO!

what makes you think... what?
anyone you don't know is
all the same person?
Haiku # 11959 July 10, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything of to 11891 ap
Boo answers you, too.
I am not anyone but me.
Mox? McVeigh? yuk, NO!

what makes you think... what?
anyone you don't know is
all the same person?
Haiku # 11958 July 10, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything of to 11891 ap
Claus Oldenberg sculptures
are just too danged big
even Dubya would smile
I hope
Haiku # 11957 July 10, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by Moxie
you ask ASL
in the chatworld
and you get bum rushed by some

a real burger
is better with fries
haba daba
Haiku # 11956 July 10, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by Moxie
still life with bacon
tomato drips mayonaise
somebody feed me
Haiku # 11955 July 10, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by ap
another place said
you're not Christian,
shoot the messenger.

But it is all moods
legalities, poetries, possibilities
beliefs. But beware him

In the Place of Desolation
Haiku # 11954 July 10, 2001 11:31 am ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 11953 July 10, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
this is an odd soap opera
these moments of pashion
a literal mind translates slowly

like the Good Book, or Books I
have not read. with so much "chaos"
yet, there is so much to be done
Haiku # 11952 July 10, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Moxie
conservative, I don't know what that is
a reflection on the past or the past as future?
this is not always good but
not always evil, but who are you in the office?
Are you here with us now?
Haiku # 11951 July 10, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Moxie
Moxie was a tradition
created as a nerve tonic
and became, tastes bad

but acquired tastes
I became Moxie to reflect
I do not give up

But I am not always sweet
Haiku # 11950 July 10, 2001 11:16 am ET
by Moxie

I met Alan Jackson last night
not the country singer but
a man by that same name
I did not believe him, Mr. "Classy" here
but at Mic Mac he proved me wrong, and I smiled
For once I smiled
Haiku # 11949 July 10, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Moxie
It's Naked Lunch
that's been a bible of mine
it is like St John met
Allen Ginsburg
Haiku # 11948 July 10, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Moxie
fish caught on a hook
again, wriggling, will they throw
me back, me torn and wise
Haiku # 11947 July 10, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Moxie
recover you joy
toss out that good book moxie
it's driving you mad

feel beauty look out
not at the muggers and filth
just try to have fun
Haiku # 11946 July 10, 2001 11:02 am ET
by mellie
the nosferatu
waiting for the stake of those
who would kill over liberate
Haiku # 11945 July 10, 2001 11:01 am ET
by Mox
Haiku # 11944 July 10, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11943 July 10, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11942 July 10, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What's going on?
Here I am worrying about
net people. You're real

what's the real you like
what is he, what is she?
what are they that felt my stings?
Haiku # 11941 July 10, 2001 10:49 am ET
by Moxie
time was on my side
thought I was on top of him
then I rolled over

he has that effect
because he is the master
my heart was pounding
Haiku # 11940 July 10, 2001 10:45 am ET
by mellie
I don't want to be
a part of this place anymore
my choices cost me my happiness
Haiku # 11939 July 10, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Mox
Haiku # 11938 July 10, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
with nothing to say
your eloquence says it all
unsubmittingly
Haiku # 11937 July 10, 2001 10:38 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 11936 July 10, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11935 July 10, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11934 July 10, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11933 July 10, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
so what would i care ?
more than you could imagine
but less than i could
Haiku # 11932 July 10, 2001 8:07 am ET
by ash
mentally disturbed
many personalities
none personable
Haiku # 11931 July 10, 2001 1:41 am ET
by ash
slash back mono lock
up AOL legal up
date NSA dot
Haiku # 11930 July 10, 2001 12:42 am ET
by argh
Slash, jump, stick, jump, yah!
jump bat slash bird, windmill star
ninja gaiden war!!!
Haiku # 11929 July 9, 2001 11:00 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bundled up and blue
I will sit and wait for you
freezing cold haiku
Haiku # 11928 July 9, 2001 10:57 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Quart of motor oil
and squirming black sea otter
in the tub with me
Haiku # 11927 July 9, 2001 10:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
i defer to you
there is no controversy
and it ain't haiku
Haiku # 11926 July 9, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by ap
artful expression
medical phenomenom
laid out here for you
Haiku # 11925 July 9, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by ap
medically speaking
psychiatric perspective
its like a train wreck
Haiku # 11924 July 9, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by ap
look at all of the
characters he created
boo mcveigh others
Haiku # 11923 July 9, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ap
without quality
lacking qualification
you call that haiku ?
Haiku # 11922 July 9, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by ash
wasting electrons
creating a pile of shit
with little merit
Haiku # 11921 July 9, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by ash
art or artifice
the eye of the beholder
might need some plucking
Haiku # 11920 July 9, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by ash
convince me you know
my style and my subject
even use my name
Haiku # 11919 July 9, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by ap
go ahead moxie
write an ap bad haiku
convince me you're good
Haiku # 11918 July 9, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by ap
Woah boy
they need 15 tomatoes
for tomorrow
Haiku # 11917 July 9, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Moxie
in the chaos
find that wonderful eye
sit, relax and let the storm go
Haiku # 11916 July 9, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by Moxie
submit to the falcon, it is
time to say good bye to mandate monday
Haiku # 11915 July 9, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Moxie
the endless stream of all those people there
standing welcome in the midst of pool hall smoke
that's heaven, a fucking pool hall
Haiku # 11914 July 9, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The kind of beer that shuts the mouth and makes one listen to the clear everflowing thought of nothing and everyone is supttering hallelujah in Presque Isle
Haiku # 11913 July 9, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by Moxie
any kind of beer
Haiku # 11912 July 9, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by Moxie
Wish I had a beer...
Haiku # 11911 July 9, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by Moxie
whatr did that stand for
the PX of Chicago
Moxie has a P-38
Haiku # 11910 July 9, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by PXC
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