Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Lovely Dallas girl
I did ask her for her heart
She asked for it too.
Haiku # 11983, July 11, 2001 2:11 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
i wait for the mail
but the mailman doesn't show
great disappointment
Haiku # 11982, July 11, 2001 1:09 am ET
by ash
Lovely Dallas girl
I asked for her heart... she asked
for a bank statement
Haiku # 11981, July 11, 2001 12:48 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Mostly viscous goo
this swirling and twirling poo
what poem say you?
Haiku # 11980, July 11, 2001 12:46 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Love pointed the gun.
Why look into the barrel?
I asked love blindly.
Haiku # 11979, July 11, 2001 12:13 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I've been blasted by
Loves' death ray stun gun again
left sick and alone.
Haiku # 11978, July 11, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Kinder, I've not seen
thornless stem with brightest green
how your petals teem
Haiku # 11977, July 11, 2001 12:03 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Do you stop to think
about all the stuff you drink
behind all these links?
Haiku # 11976, July 10, 2001 11:58 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Pixel pushers pray
I will read their points today
till I see their way
Haiku # 11975, July 10, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Silly lines and splines
light pixels upon their way
curling out my thoughts
Haiku # 11974, July 10, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
My bucket will drain
with each moment I am here
take some life to drink
Haiku # 11973, July 10, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I submit flowers two
raise the spirit, wash the blue
bloom to each of you
Haiku # 11972, July 10, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
dead sea scurrilous
corruptions never die? always lie!
wastington dead. see?
Haiku # 11971, July 10, 2001 5:35 pm ET
by McVeigh
Heard at a race track:
"Please do not throw chicken bones
on to the race track"
Haiku # 11970, July 10, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by racecar
Heard at a race track:
"Please do not throw chicken bones
on to the race track"
Haiku # 11969, July 10, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by racecar
some are on the front
lines here, others in the john,
"they also serve who
merely shit and watch."
Haiku # 11968, July 10, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by sargeant insurgent
Roller-derby girl
whips up the wall with the snap
of her black sports bra
Haiku # 11967, July 10, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Barage of haiku
strikes chest. like baby chickens
from tennis ball gun
Haiku # 11966, July 10, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The haiku I spew
is sometimes poo, sometimes true
always bad haiku
Haiku # 11965, July 10, 2001 4:17 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Freedom of structure
is a blessing to us all
each can use his own
Haiku # 11964, July 10, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Lost a friend today
he was shot. dead. his haiku
was really awful
Haiku # 11963, July 10, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Surprise, it hits me
stunned to realize haiku
is serious stuff
Haiku # 11962, July 10, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
ap and ash are saying
the same things they must be one
psychopathic shmoo.

how can good poets
be non-personable? it's
the shit smearers who aren't.
Haiku # 11961, July 10, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by boo
oh, and I don't think
McVeigh is really McVeigh.
What's his location?
Haiku # 11960, July 10, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by Miss Everything
Boo answers you, too.
I am not anyone but me.
Mox? McVeigh? yuk, NO!

what makes you think... what?
anyone you don't know is
all the same person?
Haiku # 11959, July 10, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything of to 11891 ap
Boo answers you, too.
I am not anyone but me.
Mox? McVeigh? yuk, NO!

what makes you think... what?
anyone you don't know is
all the same person?
Haiku # 11958, July 10, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything of to 11891 ap
Claus Oldenberg sculptures
are just too danged big
even Dubya would smile
I hope
Haiku # 11957, July 10, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by Moxie
you ask ASL
in the chatworld
and you get bum rushed by some

a real burger
is better with fries
haba daba
Haiku # 11956, July 10, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by Moxie
still life with bacon
tomato drips mayonaise
somebody feed me
Haiku # 11955, July 10, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by ap
another place said
you're not Christian,
shoot the messenger.

But it is all moods
legalities, poetries, possibilities
beliefs. But beware him

In the Place of Desolation
Haiku # 11954, July 10, 2001 11:31 am ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 11953, July 10, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
this is an odd soap opera
these moments of pashion
a literal mind translates slowly

like the Good Book, or Books I
have not read. with so much "chaos"
yet, there is so much to be done
Haiku # 11952, July 10, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Moxie
conservative, I don't know what that is
a reflection on the past or the past as future?
this is not always good but
not always evil, but who are you in the office?
Are you here with us now?
Haiku # 11951, July 10, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Moxie
Moxie was a tradition
created as a nerve tonic
and became, tastes bad

but acquired tastes
I became Moxie to reflect
I do not give up

But I am not always sweet
Haiku # 11950, July 10, 2001 11:16 am ET
by Moxie

I met Alan Jackson last night
not the country singer but
a man by that same name
I did not believe him, Mr. "Classy" here
but at Mic Mac he proved me wrong, and I smiled
For once I smiled
Haiku # 11949, July 10, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Moxie
It's Naked Lunch
that's been a bible of mine
it is like St John met
Allen Ginsburg
Haiku # 11948, July 10, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Moxie
fish caught on a hook
again, wriggling, will they throw
me back, me torn and wise
Haiku # 11947, July 10, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Moxie
recover you joy
toss out that good book moxie
it's driving you mad

feel beauty look out
not at the muggers and filth
just try to have fun
Haiku # 11946, July 10, 2001 11:02 am ET
by mellie
the nosferatu
waiting for the stake of those
who would kill over liberate
Haiku # 11945, July 10, 2001 11:01 am ET
by Mox
Haiku # 11944, July 10, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11943, July 10, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11942, July 10, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What's going on?
Here I am worrying about
net people. You're real

what's the real you like
what is he, what is she?
what are they that felt my stings?
Haiku # 11941, July 10, 2001 10:49 am ET
by Moxie
time was on my side
thought I was on top of him
then I rolled over

he has that effect
because he is the master
my heart was pounding
Haiku # 11940, July 10, 2001 10:45 am ET
by mellie
I don't want to be
a part of this place anymore
my choices cost me my happiness
Haiku # 11939, July 10, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Mox
Haiku # 11938, July 10, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
with nothing to say
your eloquence says it all
unsubmittingly
Haiku # 11937, July 10, 2001 10:38 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 11936, July 10, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11935, July 10, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11934, July 10, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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