Bad Haiku

lincoln, jefferson,
truman, adams, roosevelt.
we get clinton, bush.

Haiku # 12025, July 12, 2001 8:59 pm ET

by ap

this democracy
needs some fixin' real fast
no real choices

Haiku # 12024, July 12, 2001 8:56 pm ET

by ap

mental defective
sits in the oval office
religious right stooge

Haiku # 12023, July 12, 2001 8:53 pm ET

by ap

defensive missile
just benefits big business
fuck the rest of us

Haiku # 12022, July 12, 2001 8:52 pm ET

by ap

hey, you're right about
the crap - it's bbaaaadd - butt better
is there, too. why din't

you see it? check out:
Fibonacci sexretary,
she hit on a high F number.

Haiku # 12021, July 12, 2001 12:39 pm ET

by bboo of to sheena

hey, you're right about
the crap - it's bbaaaadd - butt better
is there, too. why din't

you see it? check out:
Fibonacci sexretary,
she hit on a high F number.

Haiku # 12020, July 12, 2001 12:39 pm ET

by bboo of to sheena

yes you did, ash, as
ap. everyone I know knows
you are the same one!
(so there, ha ha - see earlier input)

Haiku # 12019, July 12, 2001 12:29 pm ET

by bboo

Though the battle long
I'm glad to have a trophy
teletubby head

Haiku # 12018, July 12, 2001 12:29 pm ET

by Betty LeBomb

welcome back sheena
this site gets more obscener
with crap and wiener

Haiku # 12017, July 12, 2001 4:53 am ET

by ash

you are mistaken
never said many were one
i am misquoted

Haiku # 12016, July 12, 2001 4:36 am ET

by ash

Silver bullet plane
connects horizon to sky
with its puffy thread

Haiku # 12015, July 12, 2001 12:06 am ET

by Betty LeBomb

That guy might be Nate
he thinks that his song is great
but it is ass-steak

Haiku # 12014, July 11, 2001 11:58 pm ET

by Betty LeBomb

hello, i am nate
i like my song very much
my song, so screw you

Haiku # 12013, July 11, 2001 11:56 pm ET

by Shmig

Nate wrote a great song
about how he smoked his bong
but it was his dong

Haiku # 12012, July 11, 2001 11:21 pm ET

by Betty LeBomb

You can't unite the
species of toads, frogs, and slugs
in the clothes dryer

(at least not without them sticking to the sides)

Haiku # 12011, July 11, 2001 11:17 pm ET

by Betty LeBomb

Twirl little kitty
enjoy your ride in the box
on the sit and spin

Haiku # 12010, July 11, 2001 11:11 pm ET

by Betty LeBomb

frenchy, old buddy
are ya out in the ether
vast vacuum of net?

Haiku # 12009, July 11, 2001 9:54 pm ET

by sheena

hey, it's been a while
how have you all been doing?
the 5 7 5

can we get back to
philosophy and humor
like it used to be?

i miss the old stuff
sexy, weird, intelligent
not just "shit" and "cock"

Haiku # 12008, July 11, 2001 9:52 pm ET

by sheena

I'm in Switzerland

Haiku # 12007, July 11, 2001 9:40 pm ET

by Moxie

ap/ash, you never
answered me, why do you think
so many are one

or Miss Everything,
she asked you what's our McVeigh's
location; you know?

Haiku # 12006, July 11, 2001 4:41 pm ET

by boo

fresh nicks, are they the
same as each other, let ap
figure it out, in.

Haiku # 12005, July 11, 2001 4:38 pm ET

by boo

would the worse poets
not be so often, think if
less is more so's WORSE.

Haiku # 12004, July 11, 2001 4:20 pm ET

by boo

I love you all anyhow...

Haiku # 12003, July 11, 2001 3:24 pm ET

by Mox

sugarloaf was sweet
up a hill and down a hill
again, in the USA

Haiku # 12002, July 11, 2001 3:23 pm ET

by Moxie

betty- blubber buns
where is she i want her bad
life can be so sweet

Haiku # 12001, July 11, 2001 2:58 pm ET

by king buzzo

I see you left jam on the desk
sticky jam
not even tasty

Haiku # 12000, July 11, 2001 2:25 pm ET

by Fatgrl of FL

Teotihuac

Haiku # 11999, July 11, 2001 1:36 pm ET