if it looks like a dork
and walks like a dork -
It's A Dork!
by Sargeant Insurgent
wastington - the door
to alien sex slave trade:
job was CONDuIT's.
by Sargent Insurgent
forty missing dames
in D.C. If the cops solve
one case they'd solve all
but it would bring down
the whole fucking government
so they won't! YOU PIGS!
by unconceding
forty missing babes
in D.C. Do the women
found there wanna be?
by unconceding
none condemn Condit
for diddling! Some big funk must
be being covered.
by unconceding
bush is balistic
no stand off race against time
proliferation
by mellie
i am me alone
and no other besides me
including myself
by ash
Sheena.. oh hello
I've missed your flowing anthems
Of 5-7-5
by Janis
good night sweet princess
i bid thee sweetest of dreams
don't hog the covers
by ap
there is no time nor
appropriate place to pass
into the ether
and given the choice,
nihilist notwithstanding,
i would explore there
by ap
testicles tickle
corrugated skin goosebumps
even the dog laughs
by ap
if you think in shit
don't submit - WE DON'T NEED IT!
challenge yourself... NEXT!
by sheena
profligate fucker
puking up much bad haiku
pubic hair chokes me
by ap
i love animals
'specially those that taste good
pigs are some good eats
by ap
late breaking haiku:
I submit at six-fifty
it doesn't get on
until nine-fifty!
why the delay? they're checking
just what I meant, first?.
by Miss Everything
high colonic mass
keep your hands in your pockets
the priest will notice
by ap
katydid season
amazing singing insects
infest the woodlands
exuberant bugs
scream for female attention
reproduce and die
fuckers never vote
or apply for employment
smarter than moxie
by ap
we didn't go to
the moon, vegiegods refused
us. moonies don't get it.
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
"We need a woman
president!" "Whatcha dubya
about? Ya got bushshsh-"
by Miss Everything
mentadent toothpaste
four tubes with two free refills
now this is living!
by ap
there's bunk. it's debunked
and the debunkers are debunked
but nobody debunks the punk!
by unconceding
last night was so bad
crotch crickets sang me to sleep
i hate their screeching
by ap
cat flute hair spitting
man, i hate when this happens
leave your scent in dust
by ap
sing the hump back song
boom shakalaka boom boom
get down get down get.......
by ap
lincoln, jefferson,
truman, adams, roosevelt.
we get clinton, bush.
by ap
this democracy
needs some fixin' real fast
no real choices
by ap
mental defective
sits in the oval office
religious right stooge
by ap
defensive missile
just benefits big business
fuck the rest of us
by ap
hey, you're right about
the crap - it's bbaaaadd - butt better
is there, too. why din't
you see it? check out:
Fibonacci sexretary,
she hit on a high F number.
by bboo of to sheena
hey, you're right about
the crap - it's bbaaaadd - butt better
is there, too. why din't
you see it? check out:
Fibonacci sexretary,
she hit on a high F number.
by bboo of to sheena
yes you did, ash, as
ap. everyone I know knows
you are the same one!
(so there, ha ha - see earlier input)
by bboo
Though the battle long
I'm glad to have a trophy
teletubby head
by Betty LeBomb
welcome back sheena
this site gets more obscener
with crap and wiener
by ash
you are mistaken
never said many were one
i am misquoted
by ash
Silver bullet plane
connects horizon to sky
with its puffy thread
by Betty LeBomb
That guy might be Nate
he thinks that his song is great
but it is ass-steak
by Betty LeBomb
hello, i am nate
i like my song very much
my song, so screw you
by Shmig
Nate wrote a great song
about how he smoked his bong
but it was his dong
by Betty LeBomb
You can't unite the
species of toads, frogs, and slugs
in the clothes dryer
(at least not without them sticking to the sides)
by Betty LeBomb
Twirl little kitty
enjoy your ride in the box
on the sit and spin
by Betty LeBomb
frenchy, old buddy
are ya out in the ether
vast vacuum of net?
by sheena
hey, it's been a while
how have you all been doing?
the 5 7 5
can we get back to
philosophy and humor
like it used to be?
i miss the old stuff
sexy, weird, intelligent
not just "shit" and "cock"
by sheena
I'm in Switzerland
by Moxie
ap/ash, you never
answered me, why do you think
so many are one
or Miss Everything,
she asked you what's our McVeigh's
location; you know?
by boo
fresh nicks, are they the
same as each other, let ap
figure it out, in.
by boo
would the worse poets
not be so often, think if
less is more so's WORSE.
by boo
I love you all anyhow...
by Mox
sugarloaf was sweet
up a hill and down a hill
again, in the USA
by Moxie
betty- blubber buns
where is she i want her bad
life can be so sweet
by king buzzo
I see you left jam on the desk
sticky jam
not even tasty
by Fatgrl of FL
