Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

unsolved murders
unsolved abductions
pigs will be pigs

cops in cover-ups
forensic doubletalk
you make me PUKE!
Haiku # 12050, July 13, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by Sargeant Insurgent
if it looks like a dork
and walks like a dork -
It's A Dork!
Haiku # 12049, July 13, 2001 1:14 pm ET
by Sargeant Insurgent
wastington - the door
to alien sex slave trade:
job was CONDuIT's.
Haiku # 12048, July 13, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by Sargent Insurgent
forty missing dames
in D.C. If the cops solve
one case they'd solve all

but it would bring down
the whole fucking government
so they won't! YOU PIGS!
Haiku # 12047, July 13, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by unconceding
forty missing babes
in D.C. Do the women
found there wanna be?
Haiku # 12046, July 13, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by unconceding
none condemn Condit
for diddling! Some big funk must
be being covered.
Haiku # 12045, July 13, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by unconceding
bush is balistic
no stand off race against time
proliferation
Haiku # 12044, July 13, 2001 8:20 am ET
by mellie
i am me alone
and no other besides me
including myself
Haiku # 12043, July 13, 2001 1:32 am ET
by ash
Sheena.. oh hello
I've missed your flowing anthems
Of 5-7-5
Haiku # 12042, July 13, 2001 12:25 am ET
by Janis
good night sweet princess
i bid thee sweetest of dreams
don't hog the covers
Haiku # 12041, July 12, 2001 10:47 pm ET
by ap
there is no time nor
appropriate place to pass
into the ether

and given the choice,
nihilist notwithstanding,
i would explore there
Haiku # 12040, July 12, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by ap
testicles tickle
corrugated skin goosebumps
even the dog laughs
Haiku # 12039, July 12, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ap
if you think in shit
don't submit - WE DON'T NEED IT!
challenge yourself... NEXT!
Haiku # 12038, July 12, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by sheena
profligate fucker
puking up much bad haiku
pubic hair chokes me
Haiku # 12037, July 12, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ap
i love animals
'specially those that taste good
pigs are some good eats
Haiku # 12036, July 12, 2001 9:57 pm ET
by ap
late breaking haiku:
I submit at six-fifty
it doesn't get on

until nine-fifty!
why the delay? they're checking
just what I meant, first?.
Haiku # 12035, July 12, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by Miss Everything
high colonic mass
keep your hands in your pockets
the priest will notice
Haiku # 12034, July 12, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ap
katydid season
amazing singing insects
infest the woodlands

exuberant bugs
scream for female attention
reproduce and die

fuckers never vote
or apply for employment
smarter than moxie
Haiku # 12033, July 12, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by ap
we didn't go to
the moon, vegiegods refused
us. moonies don't get it.
Haiku # 12032, July 12, 2001 9:45 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
"We need a woman
president!" "Whatcha dubya
about? Ya got bushshsh-"
Haiku # 12031, July 12, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by Miss Everything
mentadent toothpaste
four tubes with two free refills
now this is living!
Haiku # 12030, July 12, 2001 9:36 pm ET
by ap
there's bunk. it's debunked
and the debunkers are debunked
but nobody debunks the punk!
Haiku # 12029, July 12, 2001 9:35 pm ET
by unconceding
last night was so bad
crotch crickets sang me to sleep
i hate their screeching
Haiku # 12028, July 12, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by ap
cat flute hair spitting
man, i hate when this happens
leave your scent in dust
Haiku # 12027, July 12, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by ap
sing the hump back song
boom shakalaka boom boom
get down get down get.......
Haiku # 12026, July 12, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by ap
lincoln, jefferson,
truman, adams, roosevelt.
we get clinton, bush.
Haiku # 12025, July 12, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by ap
this democracy
needs some fixin' real fast
no real choices
Haiku # 12024, July 12, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by ap
mental defective
sits in the oval office
religious right stooge
Haiku # 12023, July 12, 2001 8:53 pm ET
by ap
defensive missile
just benefits big business
fuck the rest of us
Haiku # 12022, July 12, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by ap
hey, you're right about
the crap - it's bbaaaadd - butt better
is there, too. why din't

you see it? check out:
Fibonacci sexretary,
she hit on a high F number.
Haiku # 12021, July 12, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by bboo of to sheena
hey, you're right about
the crap - it's bbaaaadd - butt better
is there, too. why din't

you see it? check out:
Fibonacci sexretary,
she hit on a high F number.
Haiku # 12020, July 12, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by bboo of to sheena
yes you did, ash, as
ap. everyone I know knows
you are the same one!
(so there, ha ha - see earlier input)
Haiku # 12019, July 12, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by bboo
Though the battle long
I'm glad to have a trophy
teletubby head
Haiku # 12018, July 12, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
welcome back sheena
this site gets more obscener
with crap and wiener
Haiku # 12017, July 12, 2001 4:53 am ET
by ash
you are mistaken
never said many were one
i am misquoted
Haiku # 12016, July 12, 2001 4:36 am ET
by ash
Silver bullet plane
connects horizon to sky
with its puffy thread
Haiku # 12015, July 12, 2001 12:06 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
That guy might be Nate
he thinks that his song is great
but it is ass-steak
Haiku # 12014, July 11, 2001 11:58 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
hello, i am nate
i like my song very much
my song, so screw you
Haiku # 12013, July 11, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by Shmig
Nate wrote a great song
about how he smoked his bong
but it was his dong
Haiku # 12012, July 11, 2001 11:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You can't unite the
species of toads, frogs, and slugs
in the clothes dryer

(at least not without them sticking to the sides)
Haiku # 12011, July 11, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Twirl little kitty
enjoy your ride in the box
on the sit and spin
Haiku # 12010, July 11, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
frenchy, old buddy
are ya out in the ether
vast vacuum of net?
Haiku # 12009, July 11, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by sheena
hey, it's been a while
how have you all been doing?
the 5 7 5

can we get back to
philosophy and humor
like it used to be?

i miss the old stuff
sexy, weird, intelligent
not just "shit" and "cock"
Haiku # 12008, July 11, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by sheena
I'm in Switzerland
Haiku # 12007, July 11, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by Moxie
ap/ash, you never
answered me, why do you think
so many are one

or Miss Everything,
she asked you what's our McVeigh's
location; you know?
Haiku # 12006, July 11, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by boo
fresh nicks, are they the
same as each other, let ap
figure it out, in.
Haiku # 12005, July 11, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by boo
would the worse poets
not be so often, think if
less is more so's WORSE.
Haiku # 12004, July 11, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by boo
I love you all anyhow...
Haiku # 12003, July 11, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Mox
sugarloaf was sweet
up a hill and down a hill
again, in the USA
Haiku # 12002, July 11, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Moxie
betty- blubber buns
where is she i want her bad
life can be so sweet
Haiku # 12001, July 11, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by king buzzo
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