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what's right! with america contest
entries accepted till
Chandra Levy gets found.
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by Miss Everything
I'm with the D.C.
evidence evasion unit
we destroy what's found.
by Sargeant Insurgent
the murderers aren't
suspects, they're lobbyists.
interns serve the hole.
by Sargeant Insurgent
wasting ton basements
hold Chandra prone, she watches
the forty starving:
by unconceding
though rookies use them
to heat the meat, sucking for
nourishing morsels...
by unconceding
only Chandra is
allowed to milk and swallow
poisened sustenance.
by unconceding
you cause a slow smile
my face looks different now
thanks distant mellie
by bruce
now it needs polish
astroglide with some buffing
call if you need help
by ap
now it need polish
astroglide with some buffing
call if you need help
by ap
my pussy was waxed
I squealed and I squealed
he tore strips off me
by mellie
As an Engineer,
I wash my hands before
I go to the john.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Is my legg asleep?
I make a cotton pillow
for my Hershey Bear.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
accuasations
fly like the wind, make you spin
doctors. I self-heal.
weakly,
ineffectually?
I don't know what's best.
by Mz ConGenitalia
unsolved murders
unsolved abductions
pigs will be pigs
cops in cover-ups
forensic doubletalk
you make me PUKE!
by Sargeant Insurgent
if it looks like a dork
and walks like a dork -
It's A Dork!
by Sargeant Insurgent
wastington - the door
to alien sex slave trade:
job was CONDuIT's.
by Sargent Insurgent
forty missing dames
in D.C. If the cops solve
one case they'd solve all
but it would bring down
the whole fucking government
so they won't! YOU PIGS!
by unconceding
forty missing babes
in D.C. Do the women
found there wanna be?
by unconceding
none condemn Condit
for diddling! Some big funk must
be being covered.
by unconceding
bush is balistic
no stand off race against time
proliferation
by mellie
i am me alone
and no other besides me
including myself
by ash
Sheena.. oh hello
I've missed your flowing anthems
Of 5-7-5
by Janis
good night sweet princess
i bid thee sweetest of dreams
don't hog the covers
by ap
there is no time nor
appropriate place to pass
into the ether
and given the choice,
nihilist notwithstanding,
i would explore there
by ap
testicles tickle
corrugated skin goosebumps
even the dog laughs
by ap
if you think in shit
don't submit - WE DON'T NEED IT!
challenge yourself... NEXT!
by sheena
profligate fucker
puking up much bad haiku
pubic hair chokes me
by ap
i love animals
'specially those that taste good
pigs are some good eats
by ap
late breaking haiku:
I submit at six-fifty
it doesn't get on
until nine-fifty!
why the delay? they're checking
just what I meant, first?.
by Miss Everything
high colonic mass
keep your hands in your pockets
the priest will notice
by ap
katydid season
amazing singing insects
infest the woodlands
exuberant bugs
scream for female attention
reproduce and die
fuckers never vote
or apply for employment
smarter than moxie
by ap
we didn't go to
the moon, vegiegods refused
us. moonies don't get it.
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
"We need a woman
president!" "Whatcha dubya
about? Ya got bushshsh-"
by Miss Everything
mentadent toothpaste
four tubes with two free refills
now this is living!
by ap
there's bunk. it's debunked
and the debunkers are debunked
but nobody debunks the punk!
by unconceding
last night was so bad
crotch crickets sang me to sleep
i hate their screeching
by ap
cat flute hair spitting
man, i hate when this happens
leave your scent in dust
by ap
sing the hump back song
boom shakalaka boom boom
get down get down get.......
by ap
lincoln, jefferson,
truman, adams, roosevelt.
we get clinton, bush.
by ap
this democracy
needs some fixin' real fast
no real choices
by ap
mental defective
sits in the oval office
religious right stooge
by ap
defensive missile
just benefits big business
fuck the rest of us
by ap
hey, you're right about
the crap - it's bbaaaadd - butt better
is there, too. why din't
you see it? check out:
Fibonacci sexretary,
she hit on a high F number.
by bboo of to sheena
hey, you're right about
the crap - it's bbaaaadd - butt better
is there, too. why din't
you see it? check out:
Fibonacci sexretary,
she hit on a high F number.
by bboo of to sheena
