Nothing here is new,
bad ass poems up the wazoo.
Oooh, my dick just grew!
by Joe of New York
airline travel sucks
unless you're in first class seat
dusty boots, laptop
by ap
Chandra will soon be
forgotten! Get over it!
the kennedy's got over it.
the panther's got over it,
the white pig murderers didn't.
don't get over it or
I might be next!
by JennaB
death metal... boring
cookie monster screams too loud
death bluegrass much worse
by bruce
another stupid
anal explitive shithead
herewith:dripweiney
by boo
underclenching fists
intestines strain to empty
bent over ass gun
blackened skin smolders
where acidic fluids dripped
from rectal chambers
by Drophammer
ooo, puns!
deepunds
on your puss-pecker-tive
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
eletromagma
bombs tennessee - bigger than
natch'vrille ball plasma.
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
twas opening night
hey man the curtain's drawn back
performance begins
by mellie
Wander not astray
The territory Linux
Paved with confusion
With some data loss
And poor documentation
Thrown in to the mix
For that voice inside
That shouts "give me command line"
I recommend beer.
by Janis
losing all data
like losing virginity
guess i'm really fucked
by ash
i'm so embarassed
set out to explore linux
and nuked my hard drive
by ash
why smart girls go for
congressional royalty
really very dumb
hypocritical
sex expected normalcy -
but to disappear!?
by unconceding
diddle an intern
tut-tut, but ain't abduction
premeditated?
theory: she's kinky
brings a high price if she's forced
to keep it paying.
by unconceding
Aluminum hat
guards against your evil thoughts
and also the sun
by Betty LeBomb
betty 'n mellie
wanna get 'em both smelly
covered in jelly
by axel hose
It would be handy
if I didn't press enter
5 - is not haiku
by Betty LeBomb
It would be handy
by Betty LeBomb
At first it was drugs
then it was the government
now I'm really bored
by Betty LeBomb
deadly departed,
it takes a big system, pigs!
for one to vanish
- without a trace.
by McVeigh
dead to rights, Chandra's
privacy was invaded,
till free - lost in cracks.
she's not the only one
wastington debasements are
the dungeons - Don't Irk!
by McVeigh
dear dead Chandra ain't
been writing much, we're cops so
we don't notice that.
by McVeigh
I wrote the damned thing
You'd think I'd be able to
push the button once
by Janis
http://www.badhaiku.com/search.asp?FormInput=Betty%25&TypeOfSearch=Name
Betty's been writing
A shitload of bad haiku
Just noticed today
by Janis
http://www.badhaiku.com/search.asp?FormInput=Betty%25&TypeOfSearch=Name
Betty's been writing
A shitload of bad haiku
Just noticed today
by Janis
Weird alien weed
grows black, worringly from
the back of my arm
by Betty LeBomb
Every morning
I'm shocked when I realize
my life is no dream
by Betty LeBomb
I read this bull shit
and I scratch my hairy balls.
What does it all mean?
by Joe of New york
dead pool, play dead pool-
entries accepted until
Chandra's body's found.
by McVeigh
deadn't do enough
to make the bosses' agents
cringe to save Chandra.
by McVeigh
Come, play the Dead Pool
There's money to be won there
Go to Stiffs Dot Com
by Crash Davis
sisaint meats nothing but
whores, Chandras in too high a
class for him to grasp.
by boo
sisaint meats nothing but
whores, Chandras in too high a
class for him to grasp.
by boo
so bitter and sad
all whores deceitful you say
and you pay the price
by mellie
deep within my throat
it almost made me vomit
cough and spit I say
by mellie
Angry and upset
For my life attracts nothing
but deceitful whores
by Saint
do be careful saint
mate you sound very angry
frustrated even
by mellie
extracts of my life
deep within my bronchials
cough it up i say
by ash
When you listen to
the madmen of the world, see
through the eyes of
by Moxie
i think that she said
twanked not shaved-big difference
silky mellie nice
by bruce
Smegma oozing down.
That bastard Condit did it!
They all suck big dick!
by Joe of New York
Mellie, shaved and sexed
lies there with stars in her eyes
carmel in her bed
by Betty LeBomb
whoa now easy Saint
you must know just bad women
find one you make hum
by bruce
Fidel Castration
the soul of a man contained
in one small portion?
by Moxie
girl waits for deep thought
deep thinker, ideal romance,
Just words on Cosmo.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Evil, lying cunts
women i know have no soul
caring for no one
by Saint
he got down to it
he knew he could make me hum
he ahhhhhh gee he does
by mellie (thanks frank)
there is a fountain
I cup my hands around it
and drink so deeply
by mellie
boggling blue ocean
green cane down in the valley
caramel soft breeze
by mellie
