Nothing here is new,
bad ass poems up the wazoo.
Oooh, my dick just grew!

airline travel sucks
unless you're in first class seat
dusty boots, laptop

Chandra will soon be
forgotten! Get over it!
the kennedy's got over it.
the panther's got over it,
the white pig murderers didn't.
don't get over it or
I might be next!

death metal... boring
cookie monster screams too loud
death bluegrass much worse

no haiku submitted

another stupid
anal explitive shithead
herewith:dripweiney

underclenching fists
intestines strain to empty
bent over ass gun

blackened skin smolders
where acidic fluids dripped
from rectal chambers

ooo, puns!
deepunds
on your puss-pecker-tive

eletromagma
bombs tennessee - bigger than
natch'vrille ball plasma.

twas opening night
hey man the curtain's drawn back
performance begins

Wander not astray
The territory Linux
Paved with confusion

With some data loss
And poor documentation
Thrown in to the mix

For that voice inside
That shouts "give me command line"
I recommend beer.

losing all data
like losing virginity
guess i'm really fucked

i'm so embarassed
set out to explore linux
and nuked my hard drive

why smart girls go for
congressional royalty
really very dumb

hypocritical
sex expected normalcy -
but to disappear!?

diddle an intern
tut-tut, but ain't abduction
premeditated?

theory: she's kinky
brings a high price if she's forced
to keep it paying.

Aluminum hat
guards against your evil thoughts
and also the sun

betty 'n mellie
wanna get 'em both smelly
covered in jelly

It would be handy
if I didn't press enter
5 - is not haiku

It would be handy

At first it was drugs
then it was the government
now I'm really bored

deadly departed,
it takes a big system, pigs!
for one to vanish
- without a trace.

dead to rights, Chandra's
privacy was invaded,
till free - lost in cracks.

she's not the only one
wastington debasements are
the dungeons - Don't Irk!

dear dead Chandra ain't
been writing much, we're cops so
we don't notice that.

I wrote the damned thing
You'd think I'd be able to
push the button once

http://www.badhaiku.com/search.asp?FormInput=Betty%25&TypeOfSearch=Name

Betty's been writing
A shitload of bad haiku
Just noticed today

http://www.badhaiku.com/search.asp?FormInput=Betty%25&TypeOfSearch=Name

Betty's been writing
A shitload of bad haiku
Just noticed today

Weird alien weed
grows black, worringly from
the back of my arm

Every morning
I'm shocked when I realize
my life is no dream

I read this bull shit
and I scratch my hairy balls.
What does it all mean?

dead pool, play dead pool-
entries accepted until
Chandra's body's found.

deadn't do enough
to make the bosses' agents
cringe to save Chandra.

Come, play the Dead Pool
There's money to be won there
Go to Stiffs Dot Com

sisaint meats nothing but
whores, Chandras in too high a
class for him to grasp.

sisaint meats nothing but
whores, Chandras in too high a
class for him to grasp.

so bitter and sad
all whores deceitful you say
and you pay the price

deep within my throat
it almost made me vomit
cough and spit I say

Angry and upset
For my life attracts nothing
but deceitful whores

do be careful saint
mate you sound very angry
frustrated even

extracts of my life
deep within my bronchials
cough it up i say

When you listen to
the madmen of the world, see
through the eyes of

i think that she said
twanked not shaved-big difference
silky mellie nice

Smegma oozing down.
That bastard Condit did it!
They all suck big dick!

Mellie, shaved and sexed
lies there with stars in her eyes
carmel in her bed

whoa now easy Saint
you must know just bad women
find one you make hum

Fidel Castration
the soul of a man contained
in one small portion?

girl waits for deep thought
deep thinker, ideal romance,
Just words on Cosmo.

Evil, lying cunts
women i know have no soul
caring for no one

he got down to it
he knew he could make me hum
he ahhhhhh gee he does

there is a fountain
I cup my hands around it
and drink so deeply

boggling blue ocean
green cane down in the valley
caramel soft breeze