Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

baudiehickiedoodare
he dropped off the face of Earth
somewhere in Utah
and she wanted nothing to do with Dr. gonzo...
and he was just a weirdo...
Haiku # 12202, July 24, 2001 4:18 pm ET
by Moxie
something about old duke
bowflex, getting "out" and getting lost
hours and hours on line and what?

Bad haiku and false prophecies
Haiku # 12201, July 24, 2001 4:17 pm ET
by Moxie of dropping into faces of death...
It's ryhiming Haiku
It brings me joy through and through
at least those with poo
Haiku # 12200, July 24, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Saint
Between you and me
there is intense gravity
you and I both see
Haiku # 12199, July 24, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
For all your screaming
And all the dirty feelings
You still have nothing
Haiku # 12198, July 24, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Read this line slow
And when I tell you, Go~ Now
Outside into the heat
Haiku # 12197, July 24, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Slow time during class
Sing of Win2k, sing of
power, an%-33{BAD PACKET RECEIVED}
Haiku # 12196, July 24, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by Priest
The coffee had not
kicked in yet, mug size of Rome
Something on Ceres
Haiku # 12195, July 24, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Moxie
yes it's hard to beat
rhythm is another thing
that gets me rocking
Haiku # 12194, July 24, 2001 5:53 am ET
by mellie
I don't think in rhyme
never really had the time
or inclination
Haiku # 12193, July 24, 2001 4:47 am ET
by mellie
madness in the flock
makes this site a laughing stock
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 12192, July 24, 2001 1:07 am ET
by ash
rhyming haiku verse
doesn't make it any worse
but neither more terse
Haiku # 12191, July 24, 2001 1:04 am ET
by ash
The mites in my cat
ate a hole in this here mat
now eating my hat
Haiku # 12190, July 24, 2001 12:27 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
no violent verse
no bloody red rumming words
no hack-n-slash lines
Haiku # 12189, July 23, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Drophammer
no feces haiku
no stinky excremental
words of bung wisdom
Haiku # 12188, July 23, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by Drophammer
In vain I complain
about the stars and the rain
and cars in my lane
Haiku # 12187, July 23, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Not wise to be this
person on line, naive conned
But it is small stuff...
Haiku # 12186, July 23, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Moxie
In vain I complain
about the stars and the rain
driving me insane
Haiku # 12185, July 23, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Why do I like you?
It's something that I don't know
but want to find out
Haiku # 12184, July 23, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
One day I looked down
and began scanning around
'twas you that I found
Haiku # 12183, July 23, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
When I walked with you
there were good feelings of you
a future with you
Haiku # 12182, July 23, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Unleash the madness
In the framework that is all
you need. you have this
Haiku # 12181, July 23, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by Moxie
something as small as
a job change, even if this
is minor, is freeing

you saw a child man
not used to the "world" competing
responding in rage
Haiku # 12180, July 23, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by Moxie
Moxie is net mad-
ness. Ignorance, sloth, list goes on
This is no life...
Haiku # 12179, July 23, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by Moxie
I keep wondering
Is she real behind that nick?
And who would she be?
Haiku # 12178, July 23, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Moxie
Prayer lists going on
forever to messed up Xians
I feel like St. Nick
Haiku # 12177, July 23, 2001 10:59 am ET
by Moxie
O visitation
devotion constancy faith
submissiveness yes
Haiku # 12176, July 22, 2001 11:26 pm ET
by mellie
some are out of whack
this is a bad haiku site
five seven five slap
Haiku # 12175, July 22, 2001 11:06 pm ET
by mellie
Eustis has that Red Bull
Nothing to the town at all
But it has that drink...
Haiku # 12174, July 22, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by Moxie
for all ya spelling
obsessed dufusses here ya
go fill yer boots

http://humanspellcheck.com/
Haiku # 12173, July 22, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bad haikulation
requires some discipline
five seven five, please
Haiku # 12172, July 22, 2001 5:12 pm ET
by ap
when politicians go to school
they buy a "golden rule"
'it's all for whom you sling your drool
NOT who you try to bool.'
Haiku # 12171, July 21, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by MissEverything
and when you show you fuck so cool
who do you think you fool?
the donkey/horse who fucks your mule
lets you bring down all on you, you'll
Haiku # 12170, July 21, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by MissEverything of darn! missed it!
stopd campaign finance
reform. unfair to those with
money to burn lives

soft money used to
purchase interns like Chandra
worth every penny
Haiku # 12169, July 21, 2001 4:31 pm ET
by unconceding
carlos kills summits
now buy some governments on
e-bay directly
Haiku # 12168, July 21, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by McVeigh
crazy like savior
bitch i'm gonna rock your world
are you scriptable?

slut.suckIt(myDick, time.Now());
Haiku # 12167, July 21, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by argh
sweet zombie jesus
this site is getting dirty
smells like a whorehouse
Haiku # 12166, July 21, 2001 1:30 pm ET
by argh
come drips and listen
women like to see it too
mummy is a slut
Haiku # 12165, July 21, 2001 5:54 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 12164, July 21, 2001 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12163, July 21, 2001 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12162, July 21, 2001 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12161, July 21, 2001 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12160, July 21, 2001 2:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12159, July 21, 2001 2:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
kids just can't think it
mommy is a slut for me
moisture and hormones
Haiku # 12158, July 20, 2001 11:33 pm ET
by ap
awful bad haiku
worse than japanese comics
so graphic, intense
Haiku # 12157, July 20, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by ap
men like to see it
cock in hot swollen pussy
cum drips and glistens
Haiku # 12156, July 20, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by ap
no time to think now
her ass fits right in my hand
lift and lick, lift and .....
Haiku # 12155, July 20, 2001 11:13 pm ET
by ap
lap top and bottom
baby you know what i like
let me see your mouse
Haiku # 12154, July 20, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by ap
my unlucky ass
misfits up the butt at work
no pun intended
Haiku # 12153, July 20, 2001 10:30 pm ET
by bruce
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