Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
yabba dabba doo
betty how about some head
of course i'll do you
Haiku # 12224 ↗ July 25, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by fred
I wonder about
these here poems and what to make
of the poets too?
Haiku # 12223 ↗ July 25, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by danny kissane
bollide comes crashing
down! who knew, but didn't tell?
more invasion, please.
Haiku # 12222 ↗ July 25, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
Flittering fruit fly
projects a rather large smile
on his only day
Haiku # 12221 ↗ July 25, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
My haiku is bad
especially here today
it takes some practice
Haiku # 12220 ↗ July 25, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I woke up so late
or was I dreaming about
being Japanese
Haiku # 12219 ↗ July 25, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Because you face east
has put me in the mood to
move to the west coast
Haiku # 12218 ↗ July 25, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You are Greek to me
I can tell since you have a
pocket of pitas
Haiku # 12217 ↗ July 25, 2001 3:20 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You say, be careful!
but I can't... I need to run
put my toes at risk
Haiku # 12216 ↗ July 25, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This toe-nail is broke
I stubbed it on your sharp edge
why won't it come off?
Haiku # 12215 ↗ July 25, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
today my poo is
sometimes chunky, sometimes wet.
Should I buy lotto?
Haiku # 12214 ↗ July 25, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
me love you long time
short time just one hundred baht
me no make you sick
Haiku # 12213 ↗ July 25, 2001 9:52 am ET
by ap
o beginner lau
she calls, "i love you long time"
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 12212 ↗ July 25, 2001 7:21 am ET
by ash
when i was a boy
things were sure diff'rent round here
i was somewhere else
Haiku # 12211 ↗ July 25, 2001 7:19 am ET
by ash
Stupid hong kong man
Retired,fifty-four,life's fall
Want to talk?Please call.
Haiku # 12210 ↗ July 25, 2001 3:20 am ET
by beginnerlau of hong kong
bleak drizzle shivers
slate grey day so cold out there
mellie's warm inside
Haiku # 12209 ↗ July 25, 2001 1:36 am ET
by mellie
afternoon downpour
the drainpipe outside my door
gurgles yet some more
Haiku # 12208 ↗ July 25, 2001 1:17 am ET
by ash
I stare out the door,
anxious and nervous, watching
the zit is popped!
Haiku # 12207 ↗ July 24, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by monkeyking of inna tree
Danny sweats nonstop
Chatting he sits while it drips
he smells!
Haiku # 12206 ↗ July 24, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by Princess
librarian at desk
considers the convent
she just joined, some nun
Haiku # 12205 ↗ July 24, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Colleen walks on air
glistening in the sun shine
what an attitude
Haiku # 12204 ↗ July 24, 2001 4:27 pm ET
by Devil
The sun shines after
8 months of gloom yet it
still feels like winter
Haiku # 12203 ↗ July 24, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by Danny Kissane of Oneonta, NY
baudiehickiedoodare
he dropped off the face of Earth
somewhere in Utah
and she wanted nothing to do with Dr. gonzo...
and he was just a weirdo...
Haiku # 12202 ↗ July 24, 2001 4:18 pm ET
by Moxie
something about old duke
bowflex, getting "out" and getting lost
hours and hours on line and what?

Bad haiku and false prophecies
Haiku # 12201 ↗ July 24, 2001 4:17 pm ET
by Moxie of dropping into faces of death...
It's ryhiming Haiku
It brings me joy through and through
at least those with poo
Haiku # 12200 ↗ July 24, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Saint
Between you and me
there is intense gravity
you and I both see
Haiku # 12199 ↗ July 24, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
For all your screaming
And all the dirty feelings
You still have nothing
Haiku # 12198 ↗ July 24, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Read this line slow
And when I tell you, Go~ Now
Outside into the heat
Haiku # 12197 ↗ July 24, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Slow time during class
Sing of Win2k, sing of
power, an%-33{BAD PACKET RECEIVED}
Haiku # 12196 ↗ July 24, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by Priest
The coffee had not
kicked in yet, mug size of Rome
Something on Ceres
Haiku # 12195 ↗ July 24, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Moxie
yes it's hard to beat
rhythm is another thing
that gets me rocking
Haiku # 12194 ↗ July 24, 2001 5:53 am ET
by mellie
I don't think in rhyme
never really had the time
or inclination
Haiku # 12193 ↗ July 24, 2001 4:47 am ET
by mellie
madness in the flock
makes this site a laughing stock
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 12192 ↗ July 24, 2001 1:07 am ET
by ash
rhyming haiku verse
doesn't make it any worse
but neither more terse
Haiku # 12191 ↗ July 24, 2001 1:04 am ET
by ash
The mites in my cat
ate a hole in this here mat
now eating my hat
Haiku # 12190 ↗ July 24, 2001 12:27 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
no violent verse
no bloody red rumming words
no hack-n-slash lines
Haiku # 12189 ↗ July 23, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Drophammer
no feces haiku
no stinky excremental
words of bung wisdom
Haiku # 12188 ↗ July 23, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by Drophammer
In vain I complain
about the stars and the rain
and cars in my lane
Haiku # 12187 ↗ July 23, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Not wise to be this
person on line, naive conned
But it is small stuff...
Haiku # 12186 ↗ July 23, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Moxie
In vain I complain
about the stars and the rain
driving me insane
Haiku # 12185 ↗ July 23, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Why do I like you?
It's something that I don't know
but want to find out
Haiku # 12184 ↗ July 23, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
One day I looked down
and began scanning around
'twas you that I found
Haiku # 12183 ↗ July 23, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
When I walked with you
there were good feelings of you
a future with you
Haiku # 12182 ↗ July 23, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Unleash the madness
In the framework that is all
you need. you have this
Haiku # 12181 ↗ July 23, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by Moxie
something as small as
a job change, even if this
is minor, is freeing

you saw a child man
not used to the "world" competing
responding in rage
Haiku # 12180 ↗ July 23, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by Moxie
Moxie is net mad-
ness. Ignorance, sloth, list goes on
This is no life...
Haiku # 12179 ↗ July 23, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by Moxie
I keep wondering
Is she real behind that nick?
And who would she be?
Haiku # 12178 ↗ July 23, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Moxie
Prayer lists going on
forever to messed up Xians
I feel like St. Nick
Haiku # 12177 ↗ July 23, 2001 10:59 am ET
by Moxie
O visitation
devotion constancy faith
submissiveness yes
Haiku # 12176 ↗ July 22, 2001 11:26 pm ET
by mellie
some are out of whack
this is a bad haiku site
five seven five slap
Haiku # 12175 ↗ July 22, 2001 11:06 pm ET
by mellie