Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

one big ass road trip
wife, two kids, and big brown dog
with some bad habits
Haiku # 12262, July 29, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by ap
friday after work
hanging out with the fellas
the wife will be pissed
Haiku # 12261, July 29, 2001 12:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
yes my face is straight
its my humor thats offset
i guess so is yours
Haiku # 12260, July 29, 2001 12:50 am ET
by r.briseno of america
to paraphrase Sir
Winston Churchill, the twat is
"a 'petting' gangsta"

yup, that's my nickname
for the twat, "petti' gangsta"
hope to stick it... sticks.
Haiku # 12259, July 28, 2001 4:08 pm ET
by unconceding
and that count supreme
excreshiatingly so
and so it would seem
Haiku # 12258, July 28, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by unconceding
ignorance is bliss
so don't get smart with me K
you know what I mean
Haiku # 12257, July 28, 2001 11:15 am ET
by mellie
maybe it's your lip
can you keep a straight face mate?
you could be crooked
Haiku # 12256, July 28, 2001 6:50 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 12255, July 28, 2001 5:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12254, July 28, 2001 5:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12253, July 28, 2001 5:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12252, July 28, 2001 5:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12251, July 28, 2001 5:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12250, July 28, 2001 5:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my cholesterol?
my diet? my exercise?
oh, go fuck myself !
Haiku # 12249, July 28, 2001 4:47 am ET
by ash
thirty two ounce beers
friday night at angelos
this must be heaven.





Haiku # 12248, July 28, 2001 1:46 am ET
by raul of california
trimming the moustache
early morning ritual
it is never straight
Haiku # 12247, July 28, 2001 1:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
maggies think of spring
sweetest song from butcher birds
good to be alive

there's no bluer blue
sky meeting ocean waving
just look at me now
Haiku # 12246, July 27, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by mellie
handsome brolga bird
strong neck haughty attitude
graceful dancing legs
Haiku # 12245, July 27, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by mellie
temp pulses: thirty
and sixty in two 15
minute hot flashes.

spanish africa
seventy-five to hundred
and five and back down...

then back up to a
whopping hundred thirty five
still skeptical, dope?
Haiku # 12244, July 27, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
don't eat too much lunch
dinner tonight kicks winks ass
yum yum yum yum yum
Haiku # 12243, July 27, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
indiscriminate
can tend to incriminate
if you don't dis it
Haiku # 12242, July 27, 2001 3:12 am ET
by ash
people say sad things
when they are feeling sorry
for themselves mostly
Haiku # 12241, July 27, 2001 1:44 am ET
by mellie
thick cloud fog mist morn
not ocean not sky not sleep
I'll hit the sack now
Haiku # 12240, July 26, 2001 5:04 pm ET
by mellie
people say bad things
in their profiles that I read
Saint posts them on line
Haiku # 12239, July 26, 2001 4:46 pm ET
by Drophammer
sleep!, that should be sleep
already i read enough
while i pee at work
Haiku # 12238, July 26, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by monkeyking
I don't want a clone
just another conciousness
to read while i pee
Haiku # 12237, July 26, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by monkeyking
My desire is long
for all the things in this world
but my time is short
Haiku # 12236, July 26, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
In my dreams last night
there was a beautiful girl
and a tornado
Haiku # 12235, July 26, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
you've got too much going
to have another bad day
today, be glad for all that you are (to me)
Haiku # 12234, July 26, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ah, delicious beer
and the women, talking smack
Damn! only thurdsay.
Haiku # 12233, July 26, 2001 11:29 am ET
by monkeyking of bannana twon
thank you for the words
i know you love all of me
just lonely anguish
Haiku # 12232, July 26, 2001 10:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
howling wind so bleak
howling for something to do
howling inside me
Haiku # 12231, July 26, 2001 4:26 am ET
by mellie
a dark winter's day
misty silhouette of hills
currawongs crying
Haiku # 12230, July 26, 2001 2:48 am ET
by ash
not furry nor grey
I could make your lap warmer
my pussy's so hot
Haiku # 12229, July 26, 2001 2:38 am ET
by mellie
slumped across my legs
a furry grey lapwarmer
feline can feel fine
Haiku # 12228, July 26, 2001 12:57 am ET
by ash
pussy on your lap
must be left-over tuna
more nay can I say
Haiku # 12227, July 26, 2001 12:28 am ET
by mellie
but is ash talking
about a small foreign dog
or a dirty ho?
Haiku # 12226, July 25, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by argh
burmese with fish breath
cleaning yourself on my lap
you need a mouthwash

Haiku # 12225, July 25, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by ash
yabba dabba doo
betty how about some head
of course i'll do you
Haiku # 12224, July 25, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by fred
I wonder about
these here poems and what to make
of the poets too?
Haiku # 12223, July 25, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by danny kissane
bollide comes crashing
down! who knew, but didn't tell?
more invasion, please.
Haiku # 12222, July 25, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
Flittering fruit fly
projects a rather large smile
on his only day
Haiku # 12221, July 25, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
My haiku is bad
especially here today
it takes some practice
Haiku # 12220, July 25, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I woke up so late
or was I dreaming about
being Japanese
Haiku # 12219, July 25, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Because you face east
has put me in the mood to
move to the west coast
Haiku # 12218, July 25, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You are Greek to me
I can tell since you have a
pocket of pitas
Haiku # 12217, July 25, 2001 3:20 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You say, be careful!
but I can't... I need to run
put my toes at risk
Haiku # 12216, July 25, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This toe-nail is broke
I stubbed it on your sharp edge
why won't it come off?
Haiku # 12215, July 25, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
today my poo is
sometimes chunky, sometimes wet.
Should I buy lotto?
Haiku # 12214, July 25, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
me love you long time
short time just one hundred baht
me no make you sick
Haiku # 12213, July 25, 2001 9:52 am ET
by ap
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