The one-legged dog
hops happily along with
a name like pogo
by Betty LeBomb
chew a fruit roll up
and know why I never say
bad things about you.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Scared shitless is she,
Panicked lady, tries to be
calm under pressure.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
On a wall - in Smalls:
In the ladies bathroom, too
A jazz nightclub still.
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Ah...yes...yes...beware
Be affraid, be very...very...HA! He...
GOBBLEDYGOOK - YES!
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Be affraid, be very...
Said one fob to another...
Written, by me, once...
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Yes, perhaps now
The call you waited for has
Arrived (Beware, very..).
by Dr. Claw
president bush rules
the planet is up shit creek
without a paddle
by ash
invariably
the difference between us
is variable
by ash
he breathes the ocean
drowning in his kisses
tasting like seafood
by mellie
she describes herself
doesn't need to impress me
i already am
by bruce
laughing and smiling,
you program me to give more.
Go get it yourself.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Got It! another
sexty-nine...Ooo, an' it's a
Good'un! nude term for't.
by Miss Everything
Apophallation!
nice to gnaw on him after
fuck. Suck it, slugger.
-- it'll grow back, you hope!
by Miss Everything
M.E. next! me next!
oh. I hope no one's near to
Mess Everything Up!
by Miss Everything
coming to a part
of haiku near you more of
missing everything.
by Miss Everything
Last night in a box
pictures were found proving that
grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb
she wiggles her arse
see that cute tail moving
her breath is ok
by mellie
six hours driving
kids just ripping each other
fuckers have no ruth
by ap
this dog is nasty
his both ends stink equally
pray he never bites
by ap
one big ass road trip
wife, two kids, and big brown dog
with some bad habits
by ap
friday after work
hanging out with the fellas
the wife will be pissed
by Anonymous Poet
yes my face is straight
its my humor thats offset
i guess so is yours
by r.briseno of america
to paraphrase Sir
Winston Churchill, the twat is
"a 'petting' gangsta"
yup, that's my nickname
for the twat, "petti' gangsta"
hope to stick it... sticks.
by unconceding
and that count supreme
excreshiatingly so
and so it would seem
by unconceding
ignorance is bliss
so don't get smart with me K
you know what I mean
by mellie
maybe it's your lip
can you keep a straight face mate?
you could be crooked
by mellie
my cholesterol?
my diet? my exercise?
oh, go fuck myself !
by ash
thirty two ounce beers
friday night at angelos
this must be heaven.
by raul of california
trimming the moustache
early morning ritual
it is never straight
by Anonymous Poet
maggies think of spring
sweetest song from butcher birds
good to be alive
there's no bluer blue
sky meeting ocean waving
just look at me now
by mellie
handsome brolga bird
strong neck haughty attitude
graceful dancing legs
by mellie
temp pulses: thirty
and sixty in two 15
minute hot flashes.
spanish africa
seventy-five to hundred
and five and back down...
then back up to a
whopping hundred thirty five
still skeptical, dope?
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
don't eat too much lunch
dinner tonight kicks winks ass
yum yum yum yum yum
by Anonymous Poet
indiscriminate
can tend to incriminate
if you don't dis it
by ash
people say sad things
when they are feeling sorry
for themselves mostly
by mellie
thick cloud fog mist morn
not ocean not sky not sleep
I'll hit the sack now
by mellie
people say bad things
in their profiles that I read
Saint posts them on line
by Drophammer
sleep!, that should be sleep
already i read enough
while i pee at work
by monkeyking
I don't want a clone
just another conciousness
to read while i pee
by monkeyking
My desire is long
for all the things in this world
but my time is short
by Betty LeBomb
In my dreams last night
there was a beautiful girl
and a tornado
by Betty LeBomb
you've got too much going
to have another bad day
today, be glad for all that you are (to me)
by Anonymous Poet
ah, delicious beer
and the women, talking smack
Damn! only thurdsay.
by monkeyking of bannana twon
