Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Dude! What is that smell?
Did you eat tacos last night?
Smells like a dump truck!
Haiku # 12310, August 3, 2001 10:36 am ET
by Fuzzy of Wash. DC
no anaesthetic
my dentist can drill me now
O I can take it
Haiku # 12309, August 3, 2001 1:22 am ET
by mellie
Life goes on without
me paying attention to
anything but me
Haiku # 12308, August 2, 2001 9:34 pm ET
by Moxie
hey you know something
you dont have to have a point
to have a good point
Haiku # 12307, August 2, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by joey of here
monitor kissed me
i did nothing i swear it
you don't believe me ?
Haiku # 12306, August 2, 2001 5:24 pm ET
by kofi of london
Coke smears on table

Bed unmade, handcuffs on posts

She didn't look fat...
Haiku # 12305, August 2, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Kackarott
the dentist will see
how big a drill I can take.
I hate the dentist.
Haiku # 12304, August 2, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
one mo' show t'go
your drummer is ready now
stick brush high hat doomp
Haiku # 12303, August 2, 2001 9:47 am ET
by http://gregbu.freeyellow.com/ of NYCity
o tangaroa
polynesian god of seas
you are a big boy
Haiku # 12302, August 2, 2001 8:52 am ET
by ash
rip rip woodchip mate
no poem's lovlier ash
than a saligna
Haiku # 12301, August 2, 2001 4:31 am ET
by mellie
hinterland fires
fires in the valley now
smoke on the water
Haiku # 12300, August 2, 2001 4:26 am ET
by mellie
ripples of sawdust
woodchip japanese garden
sayonara tree
Haiku # 12299, August 2, 2001 4:13 am ET
by ash
The name of the game
Is crappy haikus, buddy!
Pauly Shore sucks big!
Haiku # 12298, August 1, 2001 11:18 pm ET
by Troy of Ontario
I just popped my belt
and now I'm losing my pants
so, how was your day?
Haiku # 12297, August 1, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Drilling out my tooth
anesthetic just won't take
such a painful crown
Haiku # 12296, August 1, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
many many months
since ive been here. site is for
haiku therapy
Haiku # 12295, August 1, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by Guy Montag
When I was away
I saw some things that happened
None worth mentioning
Haiku # 12294, August 1, 2001 2:34 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension
ash, how ya doin?
enjoyed your last few poems
cherry blossom-like
Haiku # 12293, August 1, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by sheena
ATT: Janis

thanks for re-welcome
site is perfect, so don't change
haiku-ating bliss
Haiku # 12292, August 1, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by sheena
ATT: Janis

thanks for re-welcome
site is perfect, so don't change
haiku-ating bliss
Haiku # 12291, August 1, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by sheena
at new job today
waiting to start the real work
getting organized
Haiku # 12290, August 1, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by sheena
ATTENTION!
12038 was not mine!
I am now pissed.
Haiku # 12289, August 1, 2001 2:01 pm ET
by sheena!
firda firda fir-
da count is dis your highness
throne was occupied
Haiku # 12288, August 1, 2001 9:25 am ET
by mellie
Bad haiku I write
Every day and every night
I'm Bad Haiku Queen!
Haiku # 12287, August 1, 2001 8:34 am ET
by Firda of Indonesia
i'll miss you by gum
eucalyptus saligna
good-bye to the blue
Haiku # 12286, August 1, 2001 3:03 am ET
by ash
well personally
seafood to me it isn't
but i love to drown
Haiku # 12285, July 31, 2001 6:35 pm ET
by bruce
SirCam fills email
with ephermera so bland.
Sartre hits delete
Haiku # 12284, July 31, 2001 4:33 pm ET
by Jonny Iguana of Toronto
The two-legged dog,
hopping happily along;
they call him Tri-pod.
Haiku # 12283, July 31, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
The one-legged dog
hops happily along with
a name like pogo
Haiku # 12282, July 31, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
chew a fruit roll up
and know why I never say
bad things about you.
Haiku # 12281, July 31, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Scared shitless is she,
Panicked lady, tries to be
calm under pressure.
Haiku # 12280, July 31, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
On a wall - in Smalls:
In the ladies bathroom, too
A jazz nightclub still.
Haiku # 12279, July 31, 2001 11:22 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Ah...yes...yes...beware
Be affraid, be very...very...HA! He...
GOBBLEDYGOOK - YES!
Haiku # 12278, July 31, 2001 11:21 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Be affraid, be very...
Said one fob to another...
Written, by me, once...
Haiku # 12277, July 31, 2001 11:21 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Yes, perhaps now
The call you waited for has
Arrived (Beware, very..).
Haiku # 12276, July 31, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Dr. Claw
president bush rules
the planet is up shit creek
without a paddle
Haiku # 12275, July 31, 2001 10:33 am ET
by ash
invariably
the difference between us
is variable
Haiku # 12274, July 31, 2001 10:16 am ET
by ash
he breathes the ocean
drowning in his kisses
tasting like seafood
Haiku # 12273, July 31, 2001 6:23 am ET
by mellie
she describes herself
doesn't need to impress me
i already am
Haiku # 12272, July 30, 2001 8:51 pm ET
by bruce
laughing and smiling,
you program me to give more.
Go get it yourself.
Haiku # 12271, July 30, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Got It! another
sexty-nine...Ooo, an' it's a
Good'un! nude term for't.
Haiku # 12270, July 30, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Miss Everything
Apophallation!
nice to gnaw on him after
fuck. Suck it, slugger.
-- it'll grow back, you hope!
Haiku # 12269, July 30, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Miss Everything
M.E. next! me next!
oh. I hope no one's near to
Mess Everything Up!
Haiku # 12268, July 30, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Miss Everything
coming to a part
of haiku near you more of
missing everything.
Haiku # 12267, July 30, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Miss Everything
Last night in a box
pictures were found proving that
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 12266, July 30, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
she wiggles her arse
see that cute tail moving
her breath is ok
Haiku # 12265, July 30, 2001 2:15 am ET
by mellie
six hours driving
kids just ripping each other
fuckers have no ruth
Haiku # 12264, July 29, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by ap
this dog is nasty
his both ends stink equally
pray he never bites
Haiku # 12263, July 29, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by ap
one big ass road trip
wife, two kids, and big brown dog
with some bad habits
Haiku # 12262, July 29, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by ap
friday after work
hanging out with the fellas
the wife will be pissed
Haiku # 12261, July 29, 2001 12:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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