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Bones taste very good,
Which explains why I have been
Chewing Dubya's head.

My cigarette glows.
I squeeze the filter tightly
remembering you.

who wouldn't back off?
watch your step President Bush
for mine you're dumb as

languid summer night
waves lap at the sand and i
sniff her sweet perfume

seduction - her smooth
pussy lurks beneath sheer silk
anticipation

she sleeps now dreaming
i day dream idiot-like
wake up it's a screen

has a special touch
words that cause strange yearning
well not really strange

horoscope liar
said i was gonna get laid
she had other plans

my bush got the chop
not the only bush that should
so sharpen the blades

my lips were sealed
almost melted the latex
you said 'open wide'

FUCK you, and you too,
Fuck all of you, just FUCK YOU!
Fuck you, fuck you, (phew!)~

(Now THAT's BAD Haiku,
Oh FUCK YOU!)

Hey you big ass hole!
Don't you make fun of my Bush!
I like him just fine!

For the love of god,
home from work? jerk that dick you
crazy little freak,

http://www.jerking.com/

Aphid invasion
Bugs flying into my teeth
Swarming the city

wake up you assholes
your spleens are migrating up
to your metal brains

re_member mellie,
loose lips sink ships, frozen lips?
shiver my timber!

full throttle dubya
just who's driving this planet ?
oops, we're out of gas

bad haiku site howls
digital voices heard here
like lost drunken wolves

Dude! What is that smell?
Did you eat tacos last night?
Smells like a dump truck!

no anaesthetic
my dentist can drill me now
O I can take it

Life goes on without
me paying attention to
anything but me

hey you know something
you dont have to have a point
to have a good point

monitor kissed me
i did nothing i swear it
you don't believe me ?

Coke smears on table

Bed unmade, handcuffs on posts

She didn't look fat...

the dentist will see
how big a drill I can take.
I hate the dentist.

one mo' show t'go
your drummer is ready now
stick brush high hat doomp

o tangaroa
polynesian god of seas
you are a big boy

rip rip woodchip mate
no poem's lovlier ash
than a saligna

hinterland fires
fires in the valley now
smoke on the water

ripples of sawdust
woodchip japanese garden
sayonara tree

The name of the game
Is crappy haikus, buddy!
Pauly Shore sucks big!

I just popped my belt
and now I'm losing my pants
so, how was your day?

Drilling out my tooth
anesthetic just won't take
such a painful crown

many many months
since ive been here. site is for
haiku therapy

When I was away
I saw some things that happened
None worth mentioning

ash, how ya doin?
enjoyed your last few poems
cherry blossom-like

ATT: Janis

thanks for re-welcome
site is perfect, so don't change
haiku-ating bliss

ATT: Janis

thanks for re-welcome
site is perfect, so don't change
haiku-ating bliss

at new job today
waiting to start the real work
getting organized

ATTENTION!
12038 was not mine!
I am now pissed.

firda firda fir-
da count is dis your highness
throne was occupied

Bad haiku I write
Every day and every night
I'm Bad Haiku Queen!