my bush got the chop
not the only bush that should
so sharpen the blades
by mellie
my lips were sealed
almost melted the latex
you said 'open wide'
by mellie
FUCK you, and you too,
Fuck all of you, just FUCK YOU!
Fuck you, fuck you, (phew!)~
(Now THAT's BAD Haiku,
Oh FUCK YOU!)
by G W Bush of Everywhere
Hey you big ass hole!
Don't you make fun of my Bush!
I like him just fine!
by Joe of New York
For the love of god,
home from work? jerk that dick you
crazy little freak,
http://www.jerking.com/
by Dubyaville jerk
Aphid invasion
Bugs flying into my teeth
Swarming the city
by Janis
wake up you assholes
your spleens are migrating up
to your metal brains
by Anonymous Poet
re_member mellie,
loose lips sink ships, frozen lips?
shiver my timber!
by the dentist
full throttle dubya
just who's driving this planet ?
oops, we're out of gas
by ash
bad haiku site howls
digital voices heard here
like lost drunken wolves
by Anonymous Poet of Austin, TX
Dude! What is that smell?
Did you eat tacos last night?
Smells like a dump truck!
by Fuzzy of Wash. DC
no anaesthetic
my dentist can drill me now
O I can take it
by mellie
Life goes on without
me paying attention to
anything but me
by Moxie
hey you know something
you dont have to have a point
to have a good point
by joey of here
monitor kissed me
i did nothing i swear it
you don't believe me ?
by kofi of london
Coke smears on table
Bed unmade, handcuffs on posts
She didn't look fat...
by Kackarott
the dentist will see
how big a drill I can take.
I hate the dentist.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
one mo' show t'go
your drummer is ready now
stick brush high hat doomp
by http://gregbu.freeyellow.com/ of NYCity
o tangaroa
polynesian god of seas
you are a big boy
by ash
rip rip woodchip mate
no poem's lovlier ash
than a saligna
by mellie
hinterland fires
fires in the valley now
smoke on the water
by mellie
ripples of sawdust
woodchip japanese garden
sayonara tree
by ash
The name of the game
Is crappy haikus, buddy!
Pauly Shore sucks big!
by Troy of Ontario
I just popped my belt
and now I'm losing my pants
so, how was your day?
by Betty LeBomb
Drilling out my tooth
anesthetic just won't take
such a painful crown
by Betty LeBomb
many many months
since ive been here. site is for
haiku therapy
by Guy Montag
When I was away
I saw some things that happened
None worth mentioning
by Kenneth Extension
ash, how ya doin?
enjoyed your last few poems
cherry blossom-like
by sheena
ATT: Janis
thanks for re-welcome
site is perfect, so don't change
haiku-ating bliss
by sheena
ATT: Janis
thanks for re-welcome
site is perfect, so don't change
haiku-ating bliss
by sheena
at new job today
waiting to start the real work
getting organized
by sheena
ATTENTION!
12038 was not mine!
I am now pissed.
by sheena!
firda firda fir-
da count is dis your highness
throne was occupied
by mellie
Bad haiku I write
Every day and every night
I'm Bad Haiku Queen!
by Firda of Indonesia
i'll miss you by gum
eucalyptus saligna
good-bye to the blue
by ash
well personally
seafood to me it isn't
but i love to drown
by bruce
SirCam fills email
with ephermera so bland.
Sartre hits delete
by Jonny Iguana of Toronto
The two-legged dog,
hopping happily along;
they call him Tri-pod.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
The one-legged dog
hops happily along with
a name like pogo
by Betty LeBomb
chew a fruit roll up
and know why I never say
bad things about you.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Scared shitless is she,
Panicked lady, tries to be
calm under pressure.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
On a wall - in Smalls:
In the ladies bathroom, too
A jazz nightclub still.
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Ah...yes...yes...beware
Be affraid, be very...very...HA! He...
GOBBLEDYGOOK - YES!
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Be affraid, be very...
Said one fob to another...
Written, by me, once...
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Yes, perhaps now
The call you waited for has
Arrived (Beware, very..).
by Dr. Claw
