That other guy who
is from Chicago Fire, likes
me eating six bones.
by Master13 of Land of Bones
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by 666666 of 666666
After you chew a bone,
If you paint it red, it looks
Like Dick Cheney's heart!
by Master13
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by Vulpix of Chicago Fire
Bones taste very good,
Which explains why I have been
Chewing Dubya's head.
by Master13 of The Land of Bones
My cigarette glows.
I squeeze the filter tightly
remembering you.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
who wouldn't back off?
watch your step President Bush
for mine you're dumb as
by mellie
languid summer night
waves lap at the sand and i
sniff her sweet perfume
by ap
seduction - her smooth
pussy lurks beneath sheer silk
anticipation
by ap
she sleeps now dreaming
i day dream idiot-like
wake up it's a screen
by bruce
has a special touch
words that cause strange yearning
well not really strange
by bruce
horoscope liar
said i was gonna get laid
she had other plans
by ap
my bush got the chop
not the only bush that should
so sharpen the blades
by mellie
my lips were sealed
almost melted the latex
you said 'open wide'
by mellie
FUCK you, and you too,
Fuck all of you, just FUCK YOU!
Fuck you, fuck you, (phew!)~
(Now THAT's BAD Haiku,
Oh FUCK YOU!)
by G W Bush of Everywhere
Hey you big ass hole!
Don't you make fun of my Bush!
I like him just fine!
by Joe of New York
For the love of god,
home from work? jerk that dick you
crazy little freak,
http://www.jerking.com/
by Dubyaville jerk
Aphid invasion
Bugs flying into my teeth
Swarming the city
by Janis
wake up you assholes
your spleens are migrating up
to your metal brains
by Anonymous Poet
re_member mellie,
loose lips sink ships, frozen lips?
shiver my timber!
by the dentist
full throttle dubya
just who's driving this planet ?
oops, we're out of gas
by ash
bad haiku site howls
digital voices heard here
like lost drunken wolves
by Anonymous Poet of Austin, TX
Dude! What is that smell?
Did you eat tacos last night?
Smells like a dump truck!
by Fuzzy of Wash. DC
no anaesthetic
my dentist can drill me now
O I can take it
by mellie
Life goes on without
me paying attention to
anything but me
by Moxie
hey you know something
you dont have to have a point
to have a good point
by joey of here
monitor kissed me
i did nothing i swear it
you don't believe me ?
by kofi of london
Coke smears on table
Bed unmade, handcuffs on posts
She didn't look fat...
by Kackarott
the dentist will see
how big a drill I can take.
I hate the dentist.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
one mo' show t'go
your drummer is ready now
stick brush high hat doomp
by http://gregbu.freeyellow.com/ of NYCity
o tangaroa
polynesian god of seas
you are a big boy
by ash
rip rip woodchip mate
no poem's lovlier ash
than a saligna
by mellie
hinterland fires
fires in the valley now
smoke on the water
by mellie
ripples of sawdust
woodchip japanese garden
sayonara tree
by ash
The name of the game
Is crappy haikus, buddy!
Pauly Shore sucks big!
by Troy of Ontario
I just popped my belt
and now I'm losing my pants
so, how was your day?
by Betty LeBomb
Drilling out my tooth
anesthetic just won't take
such a painful crown
by Betty LeBomb
many many months
since ive been here. site is for
haiku therapy
by Guy Montag
When I was away
I saw some things that happened
None worth mentioning
by Kenneth Extension
ash, how ya doin?
enjoyed your last few poems
cherry blossom-like
by sheena
ATT: Janis
thanks for re-welcome
site is perfect, so don't change
haiku-ating bliss
by sheena
ATT: Janis
thanks for re-welcome
site is perfect, so don't change
haiku-ating bliss
by sheena
at new job today
waiting to start the real work
getting organized
by sheena
