Bad Haiku

so why don't lady
dolphins have boobs? male dolphins
don't have lips or hands______

Haiku # 12354, August 6, 2001 7:51 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Waiting for a sigh,
A reason for dry(ivebys),
Madness in my eye.

Haiku # 12353, August 6, 2001 5:38 pm ET

by Dr. Claw

warm dormitory,
wind blows dust and complaints past
screen door, brain stores thoughts

Haiku # 12352, August 6, 2001 4:54 pm ET

by pigdog

It seems important
For lots of people to cuss
Writing their Haiku

Haiku # 12351, August 6, 2001 2:53 pm ET

by Fuzzy of Washington, DC

Squirrel gets the first nut
his dawn is before mine, but
I got the last beer

Haiku # 12350, August 6, 2001 11:07 am ET

by Betty LeBomb

I'm watching Woodstock
Suite: Judy Blue Eyes is good
Stephen Stills was hot!

Haiku # 12349, August 6, 2001 6:28 am ET

by Olivia of somewhere...

But this one works, so
why does not my other? I
hate those damn errors.

Haiku # 12348, August 5, 2001 2:13 pm ET

by Master13 of Land of Bones

I keep receiving
an error while processing
my other haiku.

Haiku # 12347, August 5, 2001 2:12 pm ET

by Master13 of Land of Bones

I hope to screw up the rest of the page, making all my fave-rite: RED! Haiku # 12346, August 5, 2001 2:05 pm ET by Vulpix of Chicago Fire This is it, number 1-2-3-4-5. Did I win? If not, you die. Haiku # 12345, August 5, 2001 2:04 pm ET by Master13 of Land of Bones Only one more slot seperates me from success of getting my slot! Haiku # 12344, August 5, 2001 2:03 pm ET by Master13 of Land of Bones If you take my slot as described below, I will eat all of your bones. Haiku # 12343, August 5, 2001 2:02 pm ET by Master13 of Land of Bones Haiku number one two three four five is coming up. You take it, you die. Haiku # 12342, August 5, 2001 2:01 pm ET by Master13 of Land of Bones Eating bones is good, but so are Cheesy Puffs! Damn, what drugs did they add? Haiku # 12341, August 5, 2001 1:59 pm ET by Master13 of Land of Bones Fire is good, fire is Good, fire is good, fire is good, Fire is good, EAT FIRE! Haiku # 12340, August 5, 2001 1:57 pm ET by vulpix of Chicago That other guy who is from Chicago Fire, likes me eating six bones. Haiku # 12339, August 5, 2001 1:50 pm ET by Master13 of Land of Bones 66666666666666666666 666666666666666666666666 6666666666666 Haiku # 12338, August 5, 2001 1:49 pm ET by 666666 of 666666 After you chew a bone, If you paint it red, it looks Like Dick Cheney's heart! Haiku # 12337, August 5, 2001 1:47 pm ET by Master13 66666 6666666 66666 Haiku # 12336, August 5, 2001 1:45 pm ET by Vulpix of Chicago Fire Bones taste very good, Which explains why I have been Chewing Dubya's head. Haiku # 12335, August 5, 2001 1:43 pm ET by Master13 of The Land of Bones My cigarette glows. I squeeze the filter tightly remembering you. Haiku # 12334, August 5, 2001 1:31 am ET by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX who wouldn't back off? watch your step President Bush for mine you're dumb as Haiku # 12333, August 4, 2001 11:59 pm ET by mellie languid summer night waves lap at the sand and i sniff her sweet perfume Haiku # 12332, August 4, 2001 8:27 pm ET by ap seduction - her smooth pussy lurks beneath sheer silk anticipation Haiku # 12331, August 4, 2001 8:25 pm ET by ap she sleeps now dreaming i day dream idiot-like wake up it's a screen Haiku # 12330, August 4, 2001 3:20 pm ET by bruce has a special touch words that cause strange yearning well not really strange Haiku # 12329, August 4, 2001 3:07 pm ET by bruce horoscope liar said i was gonna get laid she had other plans Haiku # 12328, August 4, 2001 11:02 am ET by ap Haiku # 12327, August 4, 2001 5:44 am ET by Anonymous Poet Haiku # 12326, August 4, 2001 5:43 am ET by Anonymous Poet Haiku # 12325, August 4, 2001 5:43 am ET by Anonymous Poet Haiku # 12324, August 4, 2001 5:43 am ET by Anonymous Poet Haiku # 12323, August 4, 2001 5:43 am ET by Anonymous Poet Haiku # 12322, August 4, 2001 5:42 am ET by Anonymous Poet my bush got the chop not the only bush that should so sharpen the blades Haiku # 12321, August 4, 2001 4:14 am ET by mellie my lips were sealed almost melted the latex you said 'open wide' Haiku # 12320, August 4, 2001 4:07 am ET by mellie Haiku # 12319, August 4, 2001 12:17 am ET by Anonymous Poet FUCK you, and you too, Fuck all of you, just FUCK YOU! Fuck you, fuck you, (phew!)~ (Now THAT's BAD Haiku, Oh FUCK YOU!) Haiku # 12318, August 3, 2001 11:14 pm ET by G W Bush of Everywhere Hey you big ass hole! Don't you make fun of my Bush! I like him just fine! Haiku # 12317, August 3, 2001 11:07 pm ET by Joe of New York For the love of god, home from work? jerk that dick you crazy little freak, http://www.jerking.com/ Haiku # 12316, August 3, 2001 11:04 pm ET by Dubyaville jerk Aphid invasion Bugs flying into my teeth Swarming the city Haiku # 12315, August 3, 2001 10:17 pm ET by Janis wake up you assholes your spleens are migrating up to your metal brains Haiku # 12314, August 3, 2001 9:20 pm ET by Anonymous Poet re_member mellie, loose lips sink ships, frozen lips? shiver my timber! Haiku # 12313, August 3, 2001 9:02 pm ET by the dentist full throttle dubya just who's driving this planet ? oops, we're out of gas Haiku # 12312, August 3, 2001 8:06 pm ET by ash bad haiku site howls digital voices heard here like lost drunken wolves Haiku # 12311, August 3, 2001 4:29 pm ET by Anonymous Poet of Austin, TX Dude! What is that smell? Did you eat tacos last night? Smells like a dump truck! Haiku # 12310, August 3, 2001 10:36 am ET by Fuzzy of Wash. DC no anaesthetic my dentist can drill me now O I can take it Haiku # 12309, August 3, 2001 1:22 am ET by mellie Life goes on without me paying attention to anything but me Haiku # 12308, August 2, 2001 9:34 pm ET by Moxie hey you know something you dont have to have a point to have a good point Haiku # 12307, August 2, 2001 8:34 pm ET by joey of here monitor kissed me i did nothing i swear it you don't believe me ? Haiku # 12306, August 2, 2001 5:24 pm ET by kofi of london Coke smears on table Bed unmade, handcuffs on posts She didn't look fat... Haiku # 12305, August 2, 2001 3:47 pm ET by Kackarott < 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >