Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

cool northerly breeze
golden moon huge in the east
what's happening south?
Haiku # 12356, August 7, 2001 8:48 am ET
by mellie
pretty grim today
just bad haiku every one
not much help from me
Haiku # 12355, August 6, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by bruce
so why don't lady
dolphins have boobs? male dolphins
don't have lips or hands______
Haiku # 12354, August 6, 2001 7:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Waiting for a sigh,
A reason for dry(ivebys),
Madness in my eye.
Haiku # 12353, August 6, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
warm dormitory,
wind blows dust and complaints past
screen door, brain stores thoughts
Haiku # 12352, August 6, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by pigdog
It seems important
For lots of people to cuss
Writing their Haiku
Haiku # 12351, August 6, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by Fuzzy of Washington, DC
Squirrel gets the first nut
his dawn is before mine, but
I got the last beer
Haiku # 12350, August 6, 2001 11:07 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I'm watching Woodstock
Suite: Judy Blue Eyes is good
Stephen Stills was hot!
Haiku # 12349, August 6, 2001 6:28 am ET
by Olivia of somewhere...
But this one works, so
why does not my other? I
hate those damn errors.
Haiku # 12348, August 5, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
I keep receiving
an error while processing
my other haiku.
Haiku # 12347, August 5, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones

I hope to screw up
the rest of the page, making
all my fave-rite: RED!
Haiku # 12346, August 5, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by Vulpix of Chicago Fire
This is it, number
1-2-3-4-5. Did I
win? If not, you die.
Haiku # 12345, August 5, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Only one more slot
seperates me from success
of getting my slot!
Haiku # 12344, August 5, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
If you take my slot
as described below, I will
eat all of your bones.
Haiku # 12343, August 5, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Haiku number one two
three four five is coming up.
You take it, you die.
Haiku # 12342, August 5, 2001 2:01 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Eating bones is good,
but so are Cheesy Puffs! Damn,
what drugs did they add?
Haiku # 12341, August 5, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Fire is good, fire is
Good, fire is good, fire is good,
Fire is good, EAT FIRE!
Haiku # 12340, August 5, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by vulpix of Chicago
That other guy who
is from Chicago Fire, likes
me eating six bones.
Haiku # 12339, August 5, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
66666666666666666666
666666666666666666666666
6666666666666
Haiku # 12338, August 5, 2001 1:49 pm ET
by 666666 of 666666
After you chew a bone,
If you paint it red, it looks
Like Dick Cheney's heart!
Haiku # 12337, August 5, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by Master13
66666
6666666
66666
Haiku # 12336, August 5, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by Vulpix of Chicago Fire
Bones taste very good,
Which explains why I have been
Chewing Dubya's head.
Haiku # 12335, August 5, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by Master13 of The Land of Bones
My cigarette glows.
I squeeze the filter tightly
remembering you.
Haiku # 12334, August 5, 2001 1:31 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
who wouldn't back off?
watch your step President Bush
for mine you're dumb as
Haiku # 12333, August 4, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by mellie
languid summer night
waves lap at the sand and i
sniff her sweet perfume
Haiku # 12332, August 4, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by ap
seduction - her smooth
pussy lurks beneath sheer silk
anticipation
Haiku # 12331, August 4, 2001 8:25 pm ET
by ap
she sleeps now dreaming
i day dream idiot-like
wake up it's a screen
Haiku # 12330, August 4, 2001 3:20 pm ET
by bruce
has a special touch
words that cause strange yearning
well not really strange
Haiku # 12329, August 4, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by bruce
horoscope liar
said i was gonna get laid
she had other plans
Haiku # 12328, August 4, 2001 11:02 am ET
by ap
Haiku # 12327, August 4, 2001 5:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12326, August 4, 2001 5:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12325, August 4, 2001 5:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12324, August 4, 2001 5:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12323, August 4, 2001 5:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12322, August 4, 2001 5:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my bush got the chop
not the only bush that should
so sharpen the blades
Haiku # 12321, August 4, 2001 4:14 am ET
by mellie
my lips were sealed
almost melted the latex
you said 'open wide'
Haiku # 12320, August 4, 2001 4:07 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 12319, August 4, 2001 12:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK you, and you too,
Fuck all of you, just FUCK YOU!
Fuck you, fuck you, (phew!)~

(Now THAT's BAD Haiku,
Oh FUCK YOU!)
Haiku # 12318, August 3, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by G W Bush of Everywhere
Hey you big ass hole!
Don't you make fun of my Bush!
I like him just fine!
Haiku # 12317, August 3, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by Joe of New York
For the love of god,
home from work? jerk that dick you
crazy little freak,

http://www.jerking.com/
Haiku # 12316, August 3, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by Dubyaville jerk
Aphid invasion
Bugs flying into my teeth
Swarming the city
Haiku # 12315, August 3, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by Janis
wake up you assholes
your spleens are migrating up
to your metal brains
Haiku # 12314, August 3, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
re_member mellie,
loose lips sink ships, frozen lips?
shiver my timber!
Haiku # 12313, August 3, 2001 9:02 pm ET
by the dentist
full throttle dubya
just who's driving this planet ?
oops, we're out of gas

Haiku # 12312, August 3, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by ash
bad haiku site howls
digital voices heard here
like lost drunken wolves
Haiku # 12311, August 3, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Austin, TX
Dude! What is that smell?
Did you eat tacos last night?
Smells like a dump truck!
Haiku # 12310, August 3, 2001 10:36 am ET
by Fuzzy of Wash. DC
no anaesthetic
my dentist can drill me now
O I can take it
Haiku # 12309, August 3, 2001 1:22 am ET
by mellie
Life goes on without
me paying attention to
anything but me
Haiku # 12308, August 2, 2001 9:34 pm ET
by Moxie
hey you know something
you dont have to have a point
to have a good point
Haiku # 12307, August 2, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by joey of here