a few fine lawyers
a few fairly decent teachers
but most burned out husks
by Moxie
If someone could del
my last "haikus" there, that would
make me feel less inclined
to roll my eyes at myself
by Moxie
at the dawn of time
huffing down a brekky bong
snarfing coco pops
by ash
Dress so expensive
and guests don't like the food
Why did I marry?
by tamarama of DEE-troyt
We miss Bloom County
I snort the nose Lucifer
Billy and Boingers
by tamarama of DEE-troyt
cool northerly breeze
golden moon huge in the east
what's happening south?
by mellie
pretty grim today
just bad haiku every one
not much help from me
by bruce
so why don't lady
dolphins have boobs? male dolphins
don't have lips or hands______
by Anonymous Poet
Waiting for a sigh,
A reason for dry(ivebys),
Madness in my eye.
by Dr. Claw
warm dormitory,
wind blows dust and complaints past
screen door, brain stores thoughts
by pigdog
It seems important
For lots of people to cuss
Writing their Haiku
by Fuzzy of Washington, DC
Squirrel gets the first nut
his dawn is before mine, but
I got the last beer
by Betty LeBomb
I'm watching Woodstock
Suite: Judy Blue Eyes is good
Stephen Stills was hot!
by Olivia of somewhere...
But this one works, so
why does not my other? I
hate those damn errors.
by Master13 of Land of Bones
I keep receiving
an error while processing
my other haiku.
by Master13 of Land of Bones
by Vulpix of Chicago Fire
This is it, number
1-2-3-4-5. Did I
win? If not, you die.
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Only one more slot
seperates me from success
of getting my slot!
by Master13 of Land of Bones
If you take my slot
as described below, I will
eat all of your bones.
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Haiku number one two
three four five is coming up.
You take it, you die.
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Eating bones is good,
but so are Cheesy Puffs! Damn,
what drugs did they add?
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Fire is good, fire is
Good, fire is good, fire is good,
Fire is good, EAT FIRE!
by vulpix of Chicago
That other guy who
is from Chicago Fire, likes
me eating six bones.
by Master13 of Land of Bones
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by 666666 of 666666
After you chew a bone,
If you paint it red, it looks
Like Dick Cheney's heart!
by Master13
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by Vulpix of Chicago Fire
Bones taste very good,
Which explains why I have been
Chewing Dubya's head.
by Master13 of The Land of Bones
My cigarette glows.
I squeeze the filter tightly
remembering you.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
who wouldn't back off?
watch your step President Bush
for mine you're dumb as
by mellie
languid summer night
waves lap at the sand and i
sniff her sweet perfume
by ap
seduction - her smooth
pussy lurks beneath sheer silk
anticipation
by ap
she sleeps now dreaming
i day dream idiot-like
wake up it's a screen
by bruce
has a special touch
words that cause strange yearning
well not really strange
by bruce
horoscope liar
said i was gonna get laid
she had other plans
by ap
my bush got the chop
not the only bush that should
so sharpen the blades
by mellie
my lips were sealed
almost melted the latex
you said 'open wide'
by mellie
FUCK you, and you too,
Fuck all of you, just FUCK YOU!
Fuck you, fuck you, (phew!)~
(Now THAT's BAD Haiku,
Oh FUCK YOU!)
by G W Bush of Everywhere
Hey you big ass hole!
Don't you make fun of my Bush!
I like him just fine!
by Joe of New York
For the love of god,
home from work? jerk that dick you
crazy little freak,
http://www.jerking.com/
by Dubyaville jerk
Aphid invasion
Bugs flying into my teeth
Swarming the city
by Janis
wake up you assholes
your spleens are migrating up
to your metal brains
by Anonymous Poet
re_member mellie,
loose lips sink ships, frozen lips?
shiver my timber!
by the dentist
full throttle dubya
just who's driving this planet ?
oops, we're out of gas
by ash
