Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Stuck on my paper
and now on my brand new shoe
sticky gum haiku
Haiku # 12456, August 12, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bent-up flower plants
lean over the window sill
to see world below
Haiku # 12455, August 12, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tangled in your hair
I pull and tug with my stare
to your eyes-- right there
Haiku # 12454, August 12, 2001 10:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
It smells just like dew--
grass, the leaves and sky so blue
a rose picked from you
Haiku # 12453, August 12, 2001 10:44 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Blending red and green
swirling up almost madly
lawn mower flesh bomb
Haiku # 12452, August 12, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Dark and twisted trail
leads me to your sacred place
fur to weave a rug
Haiku # 12451, August 12, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Perched upon a post
the alien owl creature
grooms black tentacles
Haiku # 12450, August 12, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
old brown dog lies near
he'll never retrieve again
the squirrels vex him
Haiku # 12449, August 12, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by ap
spotting and hissing
she snarls and attacks me
hormone replacement
Haiku # 12448, August 12, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by ap
wife is pissed again
it must be all the fishing
skin's tanned like leather
Haiku # 12447, August 12, 2001 9:13 pm ET
by ap
amontillado
follows dinner with a splash
rain drums the skylights
Haiku # 12446, August 12, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by ap spelling again
amontillado
follows dinne with a splash
rain drums the skylights
Haiku # 12445, August 12, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by ap
more thunder and rain
tree toads hop by the millions
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 12444, August 12, 2001 9:09 pm ET
by ap
what has poked my eye?
my own interpretation?
no, it's grandma's cock.
Haiku # 12443, August 12, 2001 3:26 pm ET
by scott of hh
master of all things
says i about myself-yes
what a bunch of crap
Haiku # 12442, August 12, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by axl
me / feels sorry
wheres the creativity gone ?
i watch too much tv, sam
Haiku # 12441, August 12, 2001 10:52 am ET
by juliet c. of where the WW was invented
i am +oo afraid
of some kitten lurking around o.o
me gotta go soon
Haiku # 12440, August 12, 2001 10:49 am ET
by juliet c. of where the WW was invented
i do not touch nerves
your own interpretation
pokes you in the eye
Haiku # 12439, August 12, 2001 6:24 am ET
by ash
Hate is such a strong word
strong armed by the world
I will not submit.
All of you
take your bad haiku and shove it.

burn, burn, burn
Haiku # 12438, August 12, 2001 6:17 am ET
by k_against_everyone of sf
The moons lolls headless
on the horizon
I have just read haiku from others
get the noose ready
Haiku # 12437, August 12, 2001 5:34 am ET
by k_against_everyone
oh my god, people -
this is only bad haiku.
have a grain of salt.
Haiku # 12436, August 12, 2001 4:21 am ET
by scott of hh
Scott makes me nervous
Ash's my haiku Master
I felt I was slapped
Haiku # 12435, August 12, 2001 2:35 am ET
by mellie
if i flamed you, ash,
it's because you touched a nerve.
go suck grandma's cock.

(this was meant to be a sort of apology, but that last line just wrote itself.)
Haiku # 12434, August 11, 2001 10:36 pm ET
by scott of hh
If clown could die now...
...He would never close his eyes...
...Darkness is far worse...
Haiku # 12433, August 11, 2001 9:55 pm ET
by Rick Lark Lance of Hells Asylum, Cell 44...
mr. gosh can't see
lenore will never love him
a dead, dumb fucktard
Haiku # 12432, August 11, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
moonlight on the net
where fore art thou, juliet?
bring my wallet back!!!!
Haiku # 12431, August 11, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
I got lost in my house
Must be the acid
Where'd my acid go?
Haiku # 12430, August 11, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by Chandler of blah
Discarded Mucous
Hot summer sidewalk
Dog licked it up
Haiku # 12429, August 11, 2001 9:38 pm ET
by Gary B of Orange County
Fision, solar
Its all the same
Powers industrial vibrator.
Haiku # 12428, August 11, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by Gary B. of Orange County
I lost some weight
Must be the worm
Ill go eat
Haiku # 12427, August 11, 2001 9:34 pm ET
by Chandler of Orange County
My heart sprinkles with joy
Warm apple pie
Bad gas
Haiku # 12426, August 11, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by Cydnee & Chandler of Orange County
I can smell my feet
carnations with a splash of sweat
The summer
Haiku # 12425, August 11, 2001 9:27 pm ET
by Chandelr of Orange County
lingering sadly;
i wait for just one more word
but i am ignored.
Haiku # 12424, August 11, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by Mary Jane Starling of some psychiatric ward
icetea & FR
Haiku # 12423, August 11, 2001 7:44 pm ET
by juliet c. of where the WW was invented
worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their bitch
Haiku # 12422, August 11, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by juliet c. of where the WW was invented
spank the kitten, yay
spank their guts, that is not right! O.0
see the spiders smile ?
Haiku # 12421, August 11, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by juliet c. of where the WW was invented
the muscles all stretch
gaping hole...bottomless pit
power of goatse
Haiku # 12420, August 11, 2001 5:24 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
the black lodge is near
dwarf in red dances around
laura is still dead
Haiku # 12419, August 11, 2001 4:34 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
smoke rings in the air
empty molson's bottles drop
topias are here!
Haiku # 12417, August 11, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
the letch brothers make
crimson rivers flow all down
autopsy table
Haiku # 12416, August 11, 2001 3:09 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 & Kidcarcass of Central Silent Hill
good once-better twice!
Haiku # 12415, August 11, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by axl
fuckin' right thinking
there are tons of hot sales girls
at sears cosmetics
Haiku # 12414, August 11, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by axl hose
fuckin' right thinking
there are tons of hot sales girls
at sears cosmetics
Haiku # 12413, August 11, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by axl hose
i see a yellow blur
brown logs land on grass so green
dance on Pikafecal, dance on!
Haiku # 12411, August 11, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
a rose for my beloved
alas, she does not smell as sweet
maybe i'll bury her tomorrow
Haiku # 12410, August 11, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
Haiku # 12409, August 11, 2001 8:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12408, August 11, 2001 8:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12407, August 11, 2001 8:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12406, August 11, 2001 8:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12405, August 11, 2001 8:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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