Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Happy birthday mel
Happy birthday to mellie
Happy birthday me
Haiku # 12506, August 13, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by mellie
Haiku is violence
I fight with my corny lines
Where is grandmas cock?
Haiku # 12505, August 13, 2001 7:05 pm ET
by ash_sucks
Vogon-like, I will
torture you with wretched verse:
"Frettled Gruntbuggly..."
Haiku # 12504, August 13, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by scott of heartbreak hotel
the confidence of
taking defeat, means to meet-
more meaningful love.
Haiku # 12503, August 13, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by secret lover of to Marie Fjordholm
the muscles in her face
are emotions, gymnastaste
torso's strength, beauty.
Haiku # 12502, August 13, 2001 5:16 pm ET
by secret lover of to Marie Fjordholm
the muscles in her face
are emotions, gymnastaste
torso's strength, beauty.
Haiku # 12501, August 13, 2001 5:16 pm ET
by secret lover of to Marie Fjordholm
Marie Fjordholm- had heard a great call
Marie Fjordholm- went right on up to the fall
Marie Fjordholm, I saw she had all!
Haiku # 12500, August 13, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by secret lover
improving Janis like
put in the ability
knock out no haikus
Haiku # 12499, August 13, 2001 5:12 pm ET
by boo
the first line has five
the next, seven syllables.
five more, with a twist.

it's not really hard.
if you don't feel creative
just write "grandma's cock".

Haiku # 12498, August 13, 2001 4:08 pm ET
by scott
Blank Haikus onscreen
Stop taking up my bandwidth!
Retarded poet
Haiku # 12497, August 13, 2001 2:46 pm ET
by Fuzzy of Wash. DC
if you have something
to say, then kindly say it
or shut the hell up.

how can you still type
with your head stuck so far up
your pathetic ass?
Haiku # 12496, August 13, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by scott of heartbreak hotel, checking out
Haiku # 12495, August 13, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by ssssss
Haiku # 12494, August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12493, August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12492, August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12491, August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12490, August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12489, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12488, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12487, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12486, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12485, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12484, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12483, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by hhhhh
Haiku # 12482, August 13, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by hhhhh
Haiku # 12481, August 13, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by hhhhh
Haiku # 12480, August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by hhhhh
Haiku # 12479, August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by lllll
Haiku # 12478, August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by jjjjjj
Look below, Now - Whoo!
Your name tag is broken, too
Please play again~
Haiku # 12477, August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
Haiku # 12476, August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by pppppp
Haiku # 12475, August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by sssss
Haiku # 12474, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by www
Haiku # 12473, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by www
Haiku # 12472, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by www
Haiku # 12471, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by gggggg
Haiku # 12470, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by gggggg
Haiku # 12469, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by qqqqqq
Haiku # 12468, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by rrrrr
Haiku # 12467, August 13, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by gggggg
Haiku # 12466, August 13, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by fffff
Haiku # 12465, August 13, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by eeee
Listen all of you,
Cadavers and rotten dew
Leak from words you used
Haiku # 12464, August 13, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by Punit Dadlani
behold the monster
prodigious cavernosum
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 12463, August 13, 2001 2:56 am ET
by ash
someday i will go
break these chains of mortal light
into the darkness
Haiku # 12462, August 12, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
you repulsive pig
lost my valuable tape
my porno is gone
Haiku # 12461, August 12, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
allow me to see
the inner beauty of you
i have surgeon's hands
Haiku # 12460, August 12, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
my brain is freezing
i ate the sundae too fast
damn you, ice cream man
Haiku # 12459, August 12, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
I'd knew there'd be a chance
that your eyes would dance, across
my moment and pants
Haiku # 12458, August 12, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
a flash of silver
the flesh dances with my blade
waterfall of red
Haiku # 12457, August 12, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
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