Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

if you have something
to say, then kindly say it
or shut the hell up.

how can you still type
with your head stuck so far up
your pathetic ass?
Haiku # 12496, August 13, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by scott of heartbreak hotel, checking out
Haiku # 12495, August 13, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by ssssss
Haiku # 12494, August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12493, August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12492, August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12491, August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12490, August 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12489, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12488, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12487, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12486, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12485, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12484, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sssssssss
Haiku # 12483, August 13, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by hhhhh
Haiku # 12482, August 13, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by hhhhh
Haiku # 12481, August 13, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by hhhhh
Haiku # 12480, August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by hhhhh
Haiku # 12479, August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by lllll
Haiku # 12478, August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by jjjjjj
Look below, Now - Whoo!
Your name tag is broken, too
Please play again~
Haiku # 12477, August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
Haiku # 12476, August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by pppppp
Haiku # 12475, August 13, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by sssss
Haiku # 12474, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by www
Haiku # 12473, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by www
Haiku # 12472, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by www
Haiku # 12471, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by gggggg
Haiku # 12470, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by gggggg
Haiku # 12469, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by qqqqqq
Haiku # 12468, August 13, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by rrrrr
Haiku # 12467, August 13, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by gggggg
Haiku # 12466, August 13, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by fffff
Haiku # 12465, August 13, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by eeee
Listen all of you,
Cadavers and rotten dew
Leak from words you used
Haiku # 12464, August 13, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by Punit Dadlani
behold the monster
prodigious cavernosum
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 12463, August 13, 2001 2:56 am ET
by ash
someday i will go
break these chains of mortal light
into the darkness
Haiku # 12462, August 12, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
you repulsive pig
lost my valuable tape
my porno is gone
Haiku # 12461, August 12, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
allow me to see
the inner beauty of you
i have surgeon's hands
Haiku # 12460, August 12, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
my brain is freezing
i ate the sundae too fast
damn you, ice cream man
Haiku # 12459, August 12, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
I'd knew there'd be a chance
that your eyes would dance, across
my moment and pants
Haiku # 12458, August 12, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
a flash of silver
the flesh dances with my blade
waterfall of red
Haiku # 12457, August 12, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
Stuck on my paper
and now on my brand new shoe
sticky gum haiku
Haiku # 12456, August 12, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bent-up flower plants
lean over the window sill
to see world below
Haiku # 12455, August 12, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tangled in your hair
I pull and tug with my stare
to your eyes-- right there
Haiku # 12454, August 12, 2001 10:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
It smells just like dew--
grass, the leaves and sky so blue
a rose picked from you
Haiku # 12453, August 12, 2001 10:44 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Blending red and green
swirling up almost madly
lawn mower flesh bomb
Haiku # 12452, August 12, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Dark and twisted trail
leads me to your sacred place
fur to weave a rug
Haiku # 12451, August 12, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Perched upon a post
the alien owl creature
grooms black tentacles
Haiku # 12450, August 12, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
old brown dog lies near
he'll never retrieve again
the squirrels vex him
Haiku # 12449, August 12, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by ap
spotting and hissing
she snarls and attacks me
hormone replacement
Haiku # 12448, August 12, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by ap
wife is pissed again
it must be all the fishing
skin's tanned like leather
Haiku # 12447, August 12, 2001 9:13 pm ET
by ap
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