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by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
i see it again
"no haiku submitted"- blank
learn to type, dumbass
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
my clothes are too tight
she told me i looked sexy -
paid on commission
by scott of hh
i tried to be nice
i lavished her with kindness
"fuck that shit", she said.
by scott of heartbreak hotel
i wont go either
but a good is excuse is tough
you come first. damn it
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by scott of hh
we dont have to go
to the mount tonight but i
like the mov a lot
by Anonymous Poet
lifting my fuku
to mount me with your fountain.
jostle tits in humpton!
by Miss Everything of but I saw 12554!
ap - a pig taking
sixty-nine from ME - for what?!
(yawn) such a nod-off.
by Miss Everything
i ate one dozen
oysters - only seven worked
i am too greedy
by ap
you are fucking pigs.
why can't you just leave me be?
insomnia sucks.
by Mary Jane Starling
I know how to blow
just make an O with my lips
then I suck it in
I breathe out sighing
I suck greedily again
O I blow more then
by mellie, going in circles
dreaming of music
playing the didgeridoo
sucking and blowing
by mellie
my deep-fried swordfish
laid on a sizzling platter:
......the better to eat
by ronin@needagoodblo
........my juicy oysters
steamed red hot to perfection
.......now on the menu
by ronin@specialtyfortheday
....rhinoplasty and
maxillo-facial trauma
.need... anaesthesia
by ronin@lookinforcuntland
......i am here, sheena
to be ravished and entwined
.....to do as you please
by ronin@nowtheflablessone
oysters succulent
salmon melting on my tongue
eating the ocean
by mellie
the pulse is racing
the juices start flowing in
anticipation
by mellie
metamorphosis
tell butterflies "plus ca change"
and they'll laugh at you
by ash
OK, this is good:
a man walks into a bar -
wait, how does it go?
by scott of having let go of the Vogon fantasy, back in heartbreak hotel
.......azure canopy
eternal in the heavens
rough and rugged road
by ronin@thecommission
anticipation
surpasses the fulfillment
fantasy denied
by ap
ice pack labia
ready to pull up your skirt
at water fountain
by bruce
perhaps kittenguts
should be rescued from the Earth
for a slower death.
by scott
the bra is quite full
mounds of silky, supple flesh
want chicken delight!
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
marcia brady's nose
it got hit by a football
i'd still bang her ass
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
"fuku" is the word
the Japanese word for "skirt"
i am a pervert
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
harry is a cunt
you should have saved nurse lisa
die muthafucker!!!!
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
in the Vogon ship
i gaze on my home planet
before its demise.
it's a blue marble
shrouded with marshmallow fluff
and crawling with ants.
by scott of Captain, Vogon Destructor Fleet
the Earth in my sights,
ready for demolition -
any last haiku?
by scott of Captain, Vogon Destructor Fleet
12503- Marie Fjordholm and
12369- tamarama - you've got MALE!
@8530-but no one loves ME*
----*nude plunge!
by Miss Everything
frantically, i push
the switch over and over.
what's that clicking sound?
by scott of Captain, Vogon Destructor Fleet
Horse power like a train
culminating to push out
last of the Kling-ons.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
It finally comes.
Unexpected; still, I'm thankful
Where is my TP?!!
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
should the earth be spared?
with my finger on the switch,
I think of cheez whiz
by scott of captain, Vogon Destructor Fleet
wristled slurgemonkey,
goadled in thy bluggerwort -
i slook with plegma.
by scott of abducted by Vogons
a new aversion
windows critical update
ah.... newer version
by ash
Avalanche of work
Do your own frikkin' typing
Lazy Boss's wife.
by Primordial Slime
under the ocean
is the agreement "squid pro quo"
when molluscs shell out
by ash
quest denied again
Green Monster crucifixion
Ruth you cocksucker
by BoB
where's my pencil, quick
gotta write down these rare gems
damn,let go of pants
by bruce
goth is so boring.
Hell is just another place
how bad could it be?
by scott of hh
love is life is death
i saw it in a movie.
bwick sure had it right.
by scott of hh
go to Hell right now
feel the fire & the coals
devil's weenie roast
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
the sweet kiss of death
how close it is all the time
lipstick shade of RED
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
i hate damn mullets
freaky rat-tails gotta go
the barber is blind
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
in my Vogon mode
i say, "Frettled Gruntbuggly,
I'll gnop your wee-wee."
by scott of hh
romeo is dead
he messed with me, now he's gone
spank me, juliet!
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
