why do i luv joel?
cause he is my amigo
on borrowed time, though...
>_<

With your hands so smooth
you're getting into my grooves
affecting my moods

you see your mistakes?
you want to imitate me?
don't type in caps, genius

Scott and Kit - the love
Two hearts, long-lost, found today
Marriage is a must

I anticipate
the best of news or the worst
and so now, I wait

I miss Scott so much.
When will he return to me?
Now I have no life.

we were having fun...
im sorry you have to work :(
let's play again soon!

signing off for now.
kittyguts, i have to work
go outside and play

what's the matter, dude?
you wanted my attention
you've got it, sunshine!

so sorry, kitty -
even if i did like boys
you'd still make me puke.

oh...you're an "adult"...
how many boys have you raped?
child molester

you are my puppet
i make you reply to me
too dumb to know it

"loose (sic) the diaper"?
kitty, adults don't wear them.
i'm here to help you.

"loose (sic) the diaper"?
kitty, adults don't wear them.
i'm here to help you.

when you want to flame
do it the correct way first
loose the diaper, chump

i repeated it
as i'd do with a small child.
do you get it now?

"get over yourself"
you said this TWICE already
you are no challenge

in your wildest dreams.
pussyguts, you're boring me
get over yourself

you are MY bitch, scott
you've fucked with the wrong person
get used to that fact

look, i want to help.
go back on the lithium,
see a therapist.

why not admit it?
raping the corpse of elvis
is what you live for

poor pathetic pig
not used to getting ass fucked???
i don't believe that...

"we're so impressed"???
who is this "WE" you speak of?
you & your dollies?

there must be a spark
before you can have a flame
scott, your match is wet

pathetic lowlife
thrilled by typing "hell" and "gore" -
we're all so impressed.

what? you say a flame?
is that what you were doing?
sweet driveling drool

flaming you, kitty,
is barely worth the effort.
don't flatter yourself.

your bitchass is owned
though nobody would want it
try harder next time

nasty skankass filth
you're a whore my dear, a whore
go play in traffic

oh i am so scared
the haiku master is mad
did i touch a nerve?

get lost, you moron
it i move to strike that
was not even haiku

i move to strike that
it was not even haiku
get lost, you moron

kittyguts, kittyguts
do what you need to
i like you : )

ok, kittyguts
thanks for showing me the light.
still live at mom's house?

band-aids for your heart
your crushed & broken lil' heart
bleed to death, you gimp

whine & complain, wuss
somebody break your dolly?
take a midol, slut!

so fucking witty
let's all hide behind our words
nobody escapes

swear, curse, cuss & foul
you kiss your mom with that mouth?
no- i kiss YOUR dad

you will be beaten
like a red headed stepchild
worthless assrammer

the ink & paint world
colors flow & splash & mix
twat! you killed kenny!

will you be happy?
when i whip out the big eel
and skullfuck you blind

lame lame lame lame lame
lame lame lame lame lame lame lame
lame lame lame lame lame

i see it again
"no haiku submitted"- blank
learn to type, dumbass

my clothes are too tight
she told me i looked sexy -
paid on commission

i tried to be nice
i lavished her with kindness
"fuck that shit", she said.

i wont go either
but a good is excuse is tough
you come first. damn it

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we dont have to go
to the mount tonight but i
like the mov a lot

lifting my fuku
to mount me with your fountain.
jostle tits in humpton!

ap - a pig taking
sixty-nine from ME - for what?!
(yawn) such a nod-off.