Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

signing off for now.
kittyguts, i have to work
go outside and play
Haiku # 12613, August 16, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by scott
what's the matter, dude?
you wanted my attention
you've got it, sunshine!
Haiku # 12612, August 16, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
so sorry, kitty -
even if i did like boys
you'd still make me puke.
Haiku # 12611, August 16, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by scott
oh...you're an "adult"...
how many boys have you raped?
child molester
Haiku # 12610, August 16, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
you are my puppet
i make you reply to me
too dumb to know it
Haiku # 12609, August 16, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
"loose (sic) the diaper"?
kitty, adults don't wear them.
i'm here to help you.
Haiku # 12608, August 16, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by scott
"loose (sic) the diaper"?
kitty, adults don't wear them.
i'm here to help you.
Haiku # 12607, August 16, 2001 7:54 pm ET
by scott
when you want to flame
do it the correct way first
loose the diaper, chump
Haiku # 12606, August 16, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
i repeated it
as i'd do with a small child.
do you get it now?
Haiku # 12605, August 16, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by scott
"get over yourself"
you said this TWICE already
you are no challenge
Haiku # 12604, August 16, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
in your wildest dreams.
pussyguts, you're boring me
get over yourself
Haiku # 12603, August 16, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by scott
you are MY bitch, scott
you've fucked with the wrong person
get used to that fact
Haiku # 12601, August 16, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
look, i want to help.
go back on the lithium,
see a therapist.
Haiku # 12600, August 16, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by scott
why not admit it?
raping the corpse of elvis
is what you live for
Haiku # 12599, August 16, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
poor pathetic pig
not used to getting ass fucked???
i don't believe that...
Haiku # 12598, August 16, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
"we're so impressed"???
who is this "WE" you speak of?
you & your dollies?
Haiku # 12597, August 16, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
there must be a spark
before you can have a flame
scott, your match is wet
Haiku # 12596, August 16, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
pathetic lowlife
thrilled by typing "hell" and "gore" -
we're all so impressed.
Haiku # 12595, August 16, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by scott
what? you say a flame?
is that what you were doing?
sweet driveling drool
Haiku # 12594, August 16, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
flaming you, kitty,
is barely worth the effort.
don't flatter yourself.
Haiku # 12593, August 16, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by scott of hh
your bitchass is owned
though nobody would want it
try harder next time
Haiku # 12592, August 16, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
nasty skankass filth
you're a whore my dear, a whore
go play in traffic
Haiku # 12591, August 16, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
oh i am so scared
the haiku master is mad
did i touch a nerve?
Haiku # 12590, August 16, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
get lost, you moron
it i move to strike that
was not even haiku
Haiku # 12589, August 16, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
i move to strike that
it was not even haiku
get lost, you moron
Haiku # 12588, August 16, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by scott of hh
kittyguts, kittyguts
do what you need to
i like you : )
Haiku # 12587, August 16, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ok, kittyguts
thanks for showing me the light.
still live at mom's house?
Haiku # 12586, August 16, 2001 4:58 pm ET
by scott of hh
band-aids for your heart
your crushed & broken lil' heart
bleed to death, you gimp
Haiku # 12585, August 16, 2001 4:18 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
whine & complain, wuss
somebody break your dolly?
take a midol, slut!
Haiku # 12584, August 16, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
so fucking witty
let's all hide behind our words
nobody escapes
Haiku # 12583, August 16, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
swear, curse, cuss & foul
you kiss your mom with that mouth?
no- i kiss YOUR dad
Haiku # 12582, August 16, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
you will be beaten
like a red headed stepchild
worthless assrammer
Haiku # 12581, August 16, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
the ink & paint world
colors flow & splash & mix
twat! you killed kenny!
Haiku # 12580, August 16, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
will you be happy?
when i whip out the big eel
and skullfuck you blind
Haiku # 12579, August 16, 2001 4:01 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
lame lame lame lame lame
lame lame lame lame lame lame lame
lame lame lame lame lame
Haiku # 12578, August 16, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
i see it again
"no haiku submitted"- blank
learn to type, dumbass
Haiku # 12577, August 16, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
my clothes are too tight
she told me i looked sexy -
paid on commission
Haiku # 12576, August 16, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by scott of hh
i tried to be nice
i lavished her with kindness
"fuck that shit", she said.
Haiku # 12575, August 16, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by scott of heartbreak hotel
i wont go either
but a good is excuse is tough
you come first. damn it
Haiku # 12574, August 16, 2001 3:16 pm ET
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Haiku # 12573, August 16, 2001 3:04 pm ET
by scott of hh
we dont have to go
to the mount tonight but i
like the mov a lot
Haiku # 12572, August 16, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
lifting my fuku
to mount me with your fountain.
jostle tits in humpton!
Haiku # 12571, August 16, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Miss Everything of but I saw 12554!
ap - a pig taking
sixty-nine from ME - for what?!
(yawn) such a nod-off.
Haiku # 12570, August 16, 2001 11:43 am ET
by Miss Everything
i ate one dozen
oysters - only seven worked
i am too greedy
Haiku # 12569, August 16, 2001 7:37 am ET
by ap
you are fucking pigs.
why can't you just leave me be?
insomnia sucks.
Haiku # 12568, August 16, 2001 6:20 am ET
by Mary Jane Starling
I know how to blow
just make an O with my lips
then I suck it in

I breathe out sighing
I suck greedily again
O I blow more then

Haiku # 12567, August 16, 2001 4:59 am ET
by mellie, going in circles
dreaming of music
playing the didgeridoo
sucking and blowing
Haiku # 12566, August 16, 2001 4:41 am ET
by mellie

my deep-fried swordfish
laid on a sizzling platter:
......the better to eat
Haiku # 12565, August 16, 2001 4:23 am ET
by ronin@needagoodblo

........my juicy oysters
steamed red hot to perfection
.......now on the menu
Haiku # 12564, August 16, 2001 4:18 am ET
by ronin@specialtyfortheday

....rhinoplasty and
maxillo-facial trauma
.need... anaesthesia
Haiku # 12563, August 16, 2001 4:13 am ET
by ronin@lookinforcuntland
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