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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Kittenguts has gone.
Scott misses her so darned much!
He befriends a snake.
Haiku # 12684 August 19, 2001 5:48 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Darla's bedroom
I wanted some food
a poor, hungry snake was I.
Scott didn't feed me.
Haiku # 12683 August 19, 2001 5:43 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Scotts desk
red bellied black snake
coiled under my recliner
bugger vacuuming
Haiku # 12682 August 19, 2001 4:52 am ET
by mellie
the janitor caught
a snake in a water glass
and left it with me

i gave Chris a call -
was it his escaped pet snake?
i got his machine

it mouthed its hunger
so i hunted for crickets
i didn't find one
Haiku # 12681 August 19, 2001 12:59 am ET
by scott of haiku to a dead snake, part I
i gave it chicken
and ate dinner at my desk
but it did not eat

then without warning
it convulsed inside the glass
and i watched it die

this moment visits
every creature that draws breath -
still, it was fucked up.
Haiku # 12680 August 19, 2001 12:59 am ET
by scott of haiku to a dead snake, part II
we could smell our sex
musk perspiration perfume
she tastes like the sea
Haiku # 12679 August 18, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by ap
Old giant blender
will serve well as a bird bath
new game--swirly bird
Haiku # 12678 August 18, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
mother honey died,
bugs are free,
bears kill dogs.
Haiku # 12677 August 18, 2001 9:32 am ET
by bat
i eat lots of pancakes
i like hotdogs too
...now we will die
Haiku # 12676 August 18, 2001 9:30 am ET
by bat
Haiku # 12675 August 18, 2001 7:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12674 August 18, 2001 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12673 August 18, 2001 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12672 August 18, 2001 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12671 August 18, 2001 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
no advertising
this site is perfectly bad
without being worse
Haiku # 12670 August 18, 2001 7:23 am ET
by ash
entertaining fool !
you write for only yourself
a..........hahahaha
Haiku # 12669 August 18, 2001 7:19 am ET
by ash
advertising! yes!
we need advertising here
that video cam
Haiku # 12668 August 17, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by ap
there's a little bit
just a bit of kitty,scott
and darla in us
Haiku # 12667 August 17, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by we are all darla
weekend here, oh boy!
henry rollins tomorrow
i love the mosh pit
Haiku # 12666 August 17, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by darla
Precious Moments dolls,
unfinished crossword puzzles,
Darla is so weird.
Haiku # 12665 August 17, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of Darla's Living Room
I see Kittenguts
Climbing over the back fence.
She's got a big knife.
Haiku # 12664 August 17, 2001 8:28 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of Darla's back yard
I see garden gnomes.
A little Welcome Home mat.
Salute the banal.
Haiku # 12663 August 17, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of Darla's front yard
Don't be mad at me!
Darla writes in a high whine.
God! How annoying!
Haiku # 12662 August 17, 2001 8:25 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of SF
Though my nerves are frayed
my mind is calm and liquid
the news was sooo good
Haiku # 12661 August 17, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
in the haiku wars,
some civilian causalities.
poetry is hell.
Haiku # 12660 August 17, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by scott
kitty, every time
you click on the "submit" link
you will think of me.
Haiku # 12659 August 17, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by scott
i did not write that
someone is using my name!
don't be mad at me
Haiku # 12658 August 17, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by Darla
kittenguts is weird
to write something that messed up
you need help quickly!

Haiku # 12657 August 17, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by Darla
a soft lullabye
the mother holds her child
an armful of love
Haiku # 12656 August 17, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by Darla
her soul full of hope
now she stands at the crossroads
ready to decide...
Haiku # 12655 August 17, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by Darla
the words on the page
an author seeks to tell us
a life thru his eyes
Haiku # 12654 August 17, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by Darla
i think scott is weird
to write something that messed up
you need help quickly!
Haiku # 12653 August 17, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by Darla
Haiku # 12652 August 17, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my future is bright
for i am young and in love
live for the good times!
Haiku # 12651 August 17, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by Darla
summer is ending
the light is fading faster
i have lost my tan
Haiku # 12650 August 17, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i love grandma's cock
it feels so good in my mouth
cum stains on my chin
Haiku # 12649 August 17, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by scott of hh
a meadow of green
the bright yellow of the sun
your laughter warms me
Haiku # 12648 August 17, 2001 1:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the moon is shining
my heart is beating fast
soon will come the dawn
Haiku # 12647 August 17, 2001 1:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i loved that movie
"josie & the pussycats"
i saw it 6 times
Haiku # 12646 August 17, 2001 1:15 pm ET
by Chandler
what is bad haiku?
should it have a beginning?
or an end even

if it does not rhyme?
what about punctuation?
so's grammar a crock?

what number of lines?
do syllables really count?
grandma has a what?
Haiku # 12645 August 17, 2001 11:23 am ET
by mellie
when the one small line
reads no haiku submitted
is that bad haiku?
Haiku # 12644 August 17, 2001 7:12 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 12643 August 17, 2001 3:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a fluffy bunny
and a cuddly puppy dog
what could be cuter!!!
Haiku # 12642 August 17, 2001 2:59 am ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
Haiku # 12641 August 17, 2001 2:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I loved Mary Jane
Neiring, even though she was
a starling, chirp, chirp
Haiku # 12640 August 17, 2001 12:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
he sees the red flesh;
all the pain i caused me.
not understanding.
Haiku # 12639 August 17, 2001 12:30 am ET
by Mary Jane Starling
aching for the love
that was never tangible
it squeezes my heart.
Haiku # 12638 August 17, 2001 12:26 am ET
by Mary Jane Starling
starving stomach growls
i wish i didn't need it
this is hard on me.
Haiku # 12637 August 17, 2001 12:24 am ET
by Mary Jane Starling
my blues consume me
overcoming my dark reds
i need new colors
Haiku # 12636 August 16, 2001 9:07 pm ET
by ap
please- write something good
say something intelligent
NO- i won't comply
Haiku # 12635 August 16, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill