Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Though my nerves are frayed
my mind is calm and liquid
the news was sooo good
Haiku # 12661, August 17, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
in the haiku wars,
some civilian causalities.
poetry is hell.
Haiku # 12660, August 17, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by scott
kitty, every time
you click on the "submit" link
you will think of me.
Haiku # 12659, August 17, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by scott
i did not write that
someone is using my name!
don't be mad at me
Haiku # 12658, August 17, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by Darla
kittenguts is weird
to write something that messed up
you need help quickly!

Haiku # 12657, August 17, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by Darla
a soft lullabye
the mother holds her child
an armful of love
Haiku # 12656, August 17, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by Darla
her soul full of hope
now she stands at the crossroads
ready to decide...
Haiku # 12655, August 17, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by Darla
the words on the page
an author seeks to tell us
a life thru his eyes
Haiku # 12654, August 17, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by Darla
i think scott is weird
to write something that messed up
you need help quickly!
Haiku # 12653, August 17, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by Darla
Haiku # 12652, August 17, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my future is bright
for i am young and in love
live for the good times!
Haiku # 12651, August 17, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by Darla
summer is ending
the light is fading faster
i have lost my tan
Haiku # 12650, August 17, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i love grandma's cock
it feels so good in my mouth
cum stains on my chin
Haiku # 12649, August 17, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by scott of hh
a meadow of green
the bright yellow of the sun
your laughter warms me
Haiku # 12648, August 17, 2001 1:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the moon is shining
my heart is beating fast
soon will come the dawn
Haiku # 12647, August 17, 2001 1:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i loved that movie
"josie & the pussycats"
i saw it 6 times
Haiku # 12646, August 17, 2001 1:15 pm ET
by Chandler
what is bad haiku?
should it have a beginning?
or an end even

if it does not rhyme?
what about punctuation?
so's grammar a crock?

what number of lines?
do syllables really count?
grandma has a what?
Haiku # 12645, August 17, 2001 11:23 am ET
by mellie
when the one small line
reads no haiku submitted
is that bad haiku?
Haiku # 12644, August 17, 2001 7:12 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 12643, August 17, 2001 3:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a fluffy bunny
and a cuddly puppy dog
what could be cuter!!!
Haiku # 12642, August 17, 2001 2:59 am ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
Haiku # 12641, August 17, 2001 2:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I loved Mary Jane
Neiring, even though she was
a starling, chirp, chirp
Haiku # 12640, August 17, 2001 12:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
he sees the red flesh;
all the pain i caused me.
not understanding.
Haiku # 12639, August 17, 2001 12:30 am ET
by Mary Jane Starling
aching for the love
that was never tangible
it squeezes my heart.
Haiku # 12638, August 17, 2001 12:26 am ET
by Mary Jane Starling
starving stomach growls
i wish i didn't need it
this is hard on me.
Haiku # 12637, August 17, 2001 12:24 am ET
by Mary Jane Starling
my blues consume me
overcoming my dark reds
i need new colors
Haiku # 12636, August 16, 2001 9:07 pm ET
by ap
please- write something good
say something intelligent
NO- i won't comply
Haiku # 12635, August 16, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
jostle titts? humption?
i think i was in humption
nice place! real friendly
Haiku # 12634, August 16, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by bruce
Anticipation
at staring at my body
decapitation
Haiku # 12633, August 16, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
i would like to write
about bunnies & puppies
but they bore me so
Haiku # 12632, August 16, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
My scratching has failed
writings on my insides itch
clawing to get out
Haiku # 12631, August 16, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Beaker's the silent one
He holds the gun, and I talk
Gimme all yer damn lemons!!!!
Haiku # 12630, August 16, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by Chandler
A non-believer
once said, 'Bah, to gravity!'
fell, and now is dead
Haiku # 12629, August 16, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I am a pussy
When it comes to head problems
Get me morphine, please
Haiku # 12628, August 16, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by Chandler
beaker is so smart
he knows when to shut his beak
unlike his owner ;)
Haiku # 12627, August 16, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
My roses are here
bundled up and tied with blue
perfectly for you
Haiku # 12626, August 16, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Two minutes will pass
and I will sit watching time
slowly skin my hide
Haiku # 12625, August 16, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Thank you kit, Beaker's here
He says he misses you lots
No bbq, ok?
Haiku # 12624, August 16, 2001 8:38 pm ET
by Chandler
In through my entrance
curling around my insides
I feel you wrap tight
Haiku # 12623, August 16, 2001 8:38 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sinus infection
or maybe my addiction
for your thick blue paint
Haiku # 12622, August 16, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
at first i was 'fraid
i was petrified i kept
thinking "cock's too big"
Haiku # 12621, August 16, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by Chandler
why do i luv joel?
cause he is my amigo
on borrowed time, though...
>_<
Haiku # 12620, August 16, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
With your hands so smooth
you're getting into my grooves
affecting my moods
Haiku # 12619, August 16, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
you see your mistakes?
you want to imitate me?
don't type in caps, genius
Haiku # 12618, August 16, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
Scott and Kit - the love
Two hearts, long-lost, found today
Marriage is a must
Haiku # 12617, August 16, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by Chandler
I anticipate
the best of news or the worst
and so now, I wait
Haiku # 12616, August 16, 2001 8:31 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I miss Scott so much.
When will he return to me?
Now I have no life.
Haiku # 12615, August 16, 2001 8:26 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
we were having fun...
im sorry you have to work :(
let's play again soon!
Haiku # 12614, August 16, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
signing off for now.
kittyguts, i have to work
go outside and play
Haiku # 12613, August 16, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by scott
what's the matter, dude?
you wanted my attention
you've got it, sunshine!
Haiku # 12612, August 16, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill
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