Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #12681
the janitor caught
a snake in a water glass
and left it with me

i gave Chris a call -
was it his escaped pet snake?
i got his machine

it mouthed its hunger
so i hunted for crickets
i didn't find one
Haiku #12681
Posted: August 19, 2001 12:59 am ET
Poet & location: scott of haiku to a dead snake, part I