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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
spend all your time here
you have nothing else to do
grandma's cock grows limp
Haiku # 12718 August 19, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by ash
something smells like fish
a pathetic foul stench
oh, it's only scott
Haiku # 12717 August 19, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by ash
throwing in my lines
full hand of master baiters
rising from the slime
Haiku # 12716 August 19, 2001 7:05 pm ET
by ash
i'm living a lie
i just want this to be gone
please be here right now. :(
Haiku # 12715 August 19, 2001 6:56 pm ET
by mary jane starling
Throwing bait out here
is like feeding hungry sharks.
Whose next to get bit?
Haiku # 12714 August 19, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by k_against_everyone
rising to the bait
cast by starving tiny minds
something's fishy here
Haiku # 12713 August 19, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by scott
anticipation
i will await the next move
laughing at you all
Haiku # 12712 August 19, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
shutup shutup blah
shutup shutup blah blah blah
shutup shutup blah
Haiku # 12711 August 19, 2001 4:45 pm ET
by shutup blah blah of shutup blah blah
Haiku # 12710 August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12709 August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12708 August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
*****
*******
*****
Haiku # 12707 August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by asterik of *******
Haiku # 12706 August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12705 August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12704 August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
Haiku # 12703 August 19, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by blah of blah
shaddup is quite lame
mindless, dull, quite beneath bad
put in some effort
Haiku # 12702 August 19, 2001 3:50 pm ET
by scott
Haiku # 12701 August 19, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 12700 August 19, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by ...... of ......
Haiku # 12699 August 19, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12698 August 19, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
shutupshutupshut
shutupshutupshutupshut
shutupshutupshut
Haiku # 12697 August 19, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by shutup of shutup
this is not a pipe,
can a urinal be art?
go ask your Dada
Haiku # 12696 August 19, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by scott of wondering "is this why i went to college?"
will civility
ever return to this site?
and when will pigs fly?
Haiku # 12695 August 19, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by scott
You know why I puked!
Ya beastialic bastard!
You tried to bone me!!!!
Haiku # 12694 August 19, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by bruce's dog of far away from bruce
this place is too much-
hot ride home from work today
dog puked in back seat
Haiku # 12693 August 19, 2001 11:57 am ET
by bruce
Mellie, you're smelly
You've got a big fat belly
Please, go to Hellie!
Haiku # 12692 August 19, 2001 11:42 am ET
by k_against_everyone of mellie's cardboard box
mellie's lost for words
wont hold it against you. 'k ?
you're an imbecile :-)
Haiku # 12691 August 19, 2001 10:19 am ET
by mellie
i talk to myself
why do i talk to myself?
i talk to myself
Haiku # 12690 August 19, 2001 9:19 am ET
by k_against_everyone of coming from k's walnut
Where did Darla go?
We all miss Darla so much!
Suburban freak show.
Haiku # 12689 August 19, 2001 6:02 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Missing Persons Bureau
Captain Corelli's
Mandolin is Kittenguts'
favorite movie
Haiku # 12688 August 19, 2001 5:59 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Kittenguts diary
I see a post teen
Dressed in black gothic has been,
Lacking all the smarts.
Haiku # 12687 August 19, 2001 5:55 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Kittenguts' litterbox
Scott writes bad haiku
I'm thinking that he misses
Kittenguts' company
Haiku # 12686 August 19, 2001 5:53 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Scott's mind
Mellie is stupid.
Mellie is really stupid.
Mellie should get lost.
Haiku # 12685 August 19, 2001 5:50 am ET
by karen of Mellies mind
Kittenguts has gone.
Scott misses her so darned much!
He befriends a snake.
Haiku # 12684 August 19, 2001 5:48 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Darla's bedroom
I wanted some food
a poor, hungry snake was I.
Scott didn't feed me.
Haiku # 12683 August 19, 2001 5:43 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Scotts desk
red bellied black snake
coiled under my recliner
bugger vacuuming
Haiku # 12682 August 19, 2001 4:52 am ET
by mellie
the janitor caught
a snake in a water glass
and left it with me

i gave Chris a call -
was it his escaped pet snake?
i got his machine

it mouthed its hunger
so i hunted for crickets
i didn't find one
Haiku # 12681 August 19, 2001 12:59 am ET
by scott of haiku to a dead snake, part I
i gave it chicken
and ate dinner at my desk
but it did not eat

then without warning
it convulsed inside the glass
and i watched it die

this moment visits
every creature that draws breath -
still, it was fucked up.
Haiku # 12680 August 19, 2001 12:59 am ET
by scott of haiku to a dead snake, part II
we could smell our sex
musk perspiration perfume
she tastes like the sea
Haiku # 12679 August 18, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by ap
Old giant blender
will serve well as a bird bath
new game--swirly bird
Haiku # 12678 August 18, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
mother honey died,
bugs are free,
bears kill dogs.
Haiku # 12677 August 18, 2001 9:32 am ET
by bat
i eat lots of pancakes
i like hotdogs too
...now we will die
Haiku # 12676 August 18, 2001 9:30 am ET
by bat
Haiku # 12675 August 18, 2001 7:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12674 August 18, 2001 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12673 August 18, 2001 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12672 August 18, 2001 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12671 August 18, 2001 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
no advertising
this site is perfectly bad
without being worse
Haiku # 12670 August 18, 2001 7:23 am ET
by ash
entertaining fool !
you write for only yourself
a..........hahahaha
Haiku # 12669 August 18, 2001 7:19 am ET
by ash